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|  | Hollyoaks - the bumming Catholic priest soap
« Thread Started on Nov 12, 2004, 6:07pm » | |
Let's talk about sex Hollyoaks, the best soap* this land has produced.
Current topics for discussion:
Bombhead and his dead mother
Mr. Dean dumping poor Frankie
The huge overreaction to cannabis
Cameron's ever increasing buffness
The imminent departure of Mr C.'s ghost
Debbie's singing career
* after Corrie and eastenders
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| | Re: The Official Unofficial Hollyoaks Thread!
« Reply #1 on Nov 13, 2004, 1:11am » | |
Hollyoaks is on ridiculous form. I can't even be amazed at the over reaction to canabis. I've just started to agree with Darleen that Jason's a waster dopehead with no prospects, it just seems simpler to accept it.
Debbie on the Hook of Holland ferry. I just don't see it. She's one of the best things in the 'oaks, she won't be leaving. Or maybe she will.
Breast girls friend is a joy to watch. Especially when she was talking to the doctor about her mates parents opinions on her breast op. "Yeah they're well chuffed!"
Cameron can come to spout poetry at my window anyday.
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| | Re: The Official Unofficial Hollyoaks Thread!
« Reply #2 on Nov 13, 2004, 1:16pm » | |
I really love Bella the posh student who looks down on every one but at the same time is mostly right. I love how it was her that helped bombhead.
Oh that Dean father! I love Frankie Dean, how could he after all she had to put up with from him!
Next time they have an 'adult' Hollyoaks they should base it around the adult cast (or just Frankie). Set in the one street or cul de sac, perhaps in Liverpool...
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| | Re: The Official Unofficial Hollyoaks Thread!
« Reply #3 on Nov 13, 2004, 2:09pm » | |
SPOILER:
On Friday, Lee and Stacey make a shocking discovery in Bombhead's house....
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| | Re: The Official Unofficial Hollyoaks Thread!
« Reply #4 on Nov 13, 2004, 2:12pm » | |
I really wanted it to be Zara.
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« Reply #5 on Nov 13, 2004, 3:45pm » | |
Quote:| I really wanted it to be Zara. |
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I hope the discovery is Bombhead in some necrophilic action.
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| | Re: The Official Unofficial Hollyoaks Thread!
« Reply #6 on Nov 13, 2004, 4:35pm » | |
Is someone going to post a picture of Cameron then?
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« Reply #7 on Nov 13, 2004, 6:30pm » | |
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And the new, tanned Cameron is even sexier.
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« Reply #8 on Nov 13, 2004, 7:43pm » | |
Phwoooar! Bless his slightly dodgy below the button body hair thought. Something tell's me he should be hairy all over. Which would be a blessing in disguise.
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| | Re: The Official Unofficial Hollyoaks Thread!
« Reply #9 on Nov 13, 2004, 9:58pm » | |
I just can't see it myself. I would much rather shag Bombhead.
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« Reply #10 on Nov 13, 2004, 11:36pm » | |
Quote:| I just can't see it myself. I would much rather shag Bombhead. |
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Just make sure you make him wash his hands first.
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| | Re: The Official Unofficial Hollyoaks Thread!
« Reply #11 on Nov 16, 2004, 10:29am » | |
Quote:Debbie on the Hook of Holland ferry. I just don't see it. She's one of the best things in the 'oaks, she won't be leaving. Or maybe she will.
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I'm sure I read somewhere that she hadn't renewed her contract because she didn't want to get typecast. I can't help thinking that worrying about being typecast after you've been in Hollyoaks is to close the gate after the horse, she bolt.
I remember Danielle Brent (I think that's her name) who used to play Gina and now plays Natalie in Bad Girls saying that she didn't work for ages because no one would audition her as soon as they found out she'd been in Hollyoaks.
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« Reply #12 on Nov 23, 2004, 5:34pm » | |
Simon Trevor from Trevor and Simon on Hollyoaks? I used to have such a crush on him. Joyous!
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« Reply #13 on Nov 23, 2004, 5:39pm » | |
Oh, and why has Zara developed such a fucking annoying laugh? There really is no use for her any more, I wish they would just kill her off.
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« Reply #14 on Nov 24, 2004, 11:09pm » | |
Wasn't Bombhead going to have a sexuality crisis at some point? Did the writers change their mind at the last minute and give him a mentality crisis instead?
Not that I mind too much, because Hollyoaks is possibly the best thing on tv at the moment thanks to St Bombhead's condition. But I hope they haven't abandoned the idea altogether because he's due some TLC from Cameron soon.
Oh, and Bella is my new favourite character. One of my housemates is convinced she's the bird on that creepy Kinder Bueno advert with the guy on the train, but I'm not sure. Can anyone confirm/deny this?
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« Reply #15 on Nov 25, 2004, 5:51pm » | |
Quote:| Wasn't Bombhead going to have a sexuality crisis at some point? |
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Judging by tonight's episode, I'd say yes.
In other news, when are Bella and Cam just going to get on down to it?
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« Reply #16 on Nov 25, 2004, 7:37pm » | |
I love Bella, she is the coolest person ever. If she lived near me, I would follow her around in puppy-like devotion.
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« Reply #17 on Nov 30, 2004, 5:55pm » | |
Quote:| I love Bella, she is the coolest person ever. If she lived near me, I would follow her around in puppy-like devotion. |
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Same here. Just change 'Bella' to 'Cameron'.
He bought her a present! Sigh.
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« Reply #18 on Nov 30, 2004, 6:47pm » | |
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Same here. Just change 'Bella' to 'Cameron'.
He bought her a present! Sigh. |
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Stop stealing my pointless tv crushes.
It isn't fair.
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« Reply #19 on Nov 30, 2004, 9:00pm » | |
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Well stop being a female me, then- i.e in a perpetual state of horniness.
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« Reply #20 on Nov 30, 2004, 11:27pm » | |
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« Reply #21 on Dec 1, 2004, 7:34am » | |
I mean male me.
Forgive me. I was too busy perving over Cameron to pay anything else much heed.
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« Reply #22 on Dec 6, 2004, 6:13pm » | |
"Wasn't Bombhead going to have a sexuality crisis at some point?"
Oh please please please let it be with Lee...
I was certainly picking up some vibes tonight...
A nice bit of hugging goin on!
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« Reply #23 on Dec 6, 2004, 6:27pm » | |
The Bombhead and The Lee....
Ooh, yes please!
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« Reply #24 on Dec 7, 2004, 9:03am » | |
I thought the housemate from Liverpool was going to out himself to Bella. But he was just telling her about Cameron trying to kill himself
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