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Re: Hollyoaks - the hannarexic, dead baby soap
« Reply #4600 on Sept 10, 2007, 7:18pm »

I think they need a specially commisioned late night Hollyoaks to start extoling the wonders of rimming.

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Re: Hollyoaks - the hannarexic, dead baby soap
« Reply #4601 on Sept 10, 2007, 7:23pm »

[spoiler]Swimbint's dishelveled hair mascara down her face was the best soap image ever![/spoiler]

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« Reply #4602 on Sept 10, 2007, 7:23pm »

Katy: Guess how I spent my birthday last year, surrounded by people, centre of attention.

FUCK OFF. Justin should have been like "Guess how I spent your birthday last year, watching my sistersbe burnt to death" How quickly he forgets.

It's a shame Warren and co had to ruin a great JP and Craig ep.

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« Reply #4603 on Sept 10, 2007, 7:32pm »

The fire anniversary would be on Wednesday, it was the day I went on my first date with my current boyfriend. I knew I must have liked him, because we met at 7pm and I waited until Saturday afternoon to watch the fire.

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Re: Hollyoaks - the hannarexic, dead baby soap
« Reply #4604 on Sept 10, 2007, 8:35pm »

Did anyone notice the lockjaw twins graves? It had the date of the fire as 8th of September, now i'm pretty sure that today is the 10th, silly hollyoaks, even why can they not get anything to do with continuity right?

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« Reply #4605 on Sept 10, 2007, 9:16pm »

I certainly can't forget the fire. That awful ringing from le body bag de Joe was horrific. And poor actor-who-played Joe will now be thinking "Fook! It's been a year and I've only managed a celebrity footy match or two and a beer advert!".

e4:[spoiler]Frankie: Craig, why didn't you tell me?"

Errr...because you're a big, nasty gay hater....

Nancy: Ooh, Craig, you're just soooooo immoral...

Errrr....you're shacked up with your dead sister's estranged husband and you're a shit friend who spends all your time in flat with said estranged husband and a child who is not even estranged husband's child but he doesn't want to tell anyone....

Sarah (to Craig): Tell me, why?

Errr...because he's got the most amazing skin in the world, (probably) the best penis in the world and (certainly) the beest collection of vests in the world, whereas you're a total and utter bint who can't act, wears shit clothes and thinks you're God's gift to men just cos you've been in some dodgy lads mag because of the efforts of your twattish ex boyfriend who also shagged your mam.

And, Sarah dear, don't get pissed off cos Craig gave JP the watch and you had to buy your own engagement ring; no one asked you to, you were simply showing off like the bint you are. "Ooh look, I'm a model (don't know if I've ever mentioned that...), I have loads of money!! Get me." Whatever.
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« Reply #4606 on Sept 10, 2007, 10:50pm »

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To be fair, the 8th was Saturday and they have no show, so improvisation was necessary.

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« Reply #4607 on Sept 11, 2007, 6:45am »

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Things Craig could have said to Sarah when she walked in:

1. This remake of brokeback mountain will surely kick start our film careers.

2. Stop shouting, you're ruining your surprise threesome!

Feel free to carry on.

Hahahaha! Excellent work.

Yesterday's C4 episode: congratulations, Hannah Tointon. You even managed to completely fail to act convincingly at blowing out a birthday candle.

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« Reply #4608 on Sept 11, 2007, 11:25am »

At least Swimbint and Hannah can renew their friendship, bonding over what it's like to turn your boyfriend gay...

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« Reply #4609 on Sept 11, 2007, 12:55pm »

Did Modelbint even invite Hannah to the engagement party? I only watched the JP/Craig edited youtube version of Monday's C4 episode on jamesuttonfans. The best way to enjoy a tointon-free episode.

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« Reply #4610 on Sept 11, 2007, 1:30pm »

Bad news as future spoilers suggest that John Paul and Katy become friends.

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« Reply #4611 on Sept 11, 2007, 2:55pm »

Nooooooooooooo that's so wrong

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« Reply #4612 on Sept 11, 2007, 3:40pm »

Best episodes ever last night.

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Re: Hollyoaks - the hannarexic, dead baby soap
« Reply #4613 on Sept 11, 2007, 5:25pm »

The E4 episode was great. I actually ended up having a bit of sympathy for all three of them. I think I probably loved Swimbint best with her manic hair and mascara combo.

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Re: Hollyoaks - the hannarexic, dead baby soap
« Reply #4614 on Sept 11, 2007, 6:19pm »

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Bad news as future spoilers suggest that John Paul and Katy become friends.

"Oh but John. Paul. It is. Okay that. You are gay." looks into distance for several minutes while face screws up.

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Re: Hollyoaks - the hannarexic, dead baby soap
« Reply #4615 on Sept 11, 2007, 6:27pm »

I quite like Gothentine, theres something 1980s Playschool presenter about her.

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« Reply #4616 on Sept 11, 2007, 6:43pm »

Oh noes!! Unexpected Boringtine incest!!!

The Goth was clearly eye-raping Speak'n'Spell at the end of E4!!

Oh and I have to agree with everyone that tonights C4 is the best episode ever- even with the Foxes shit.

JP pwning Craig was just perfection.

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Re: Hollyoaks - the hannarexic, dead baby soap
« Reply #4617 on Sept 11, 2007, 7:17pm »

[spoiler]Christ alive I hate Nancy. I'd like to hit her where she wees, preferably with something searing hot and incredibly sharp. Although it's still not close to the amount I despise Jake. I love Darren a little bit now too. Did anyone else think that Frankie was going to regain us all with a story where she woke up top to tail and found her female best friend munching a bit of rug and therefore she knows that all gays are dirty rapists? I really, really, really want Nancy and Frankie to be crash!raped!killed in the ost horrific way possible, with fat Tom.[/spoiler]

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« Reply #4618 on Sept 11, 2007, 7:48pm »

[spoiler]i liked john paul and craig ever so politely asking nancy what it had to do with her. she should butt out, especially now she lied to jp about craig, silly troll-faced, worzel gummage-voiced cow, and ideally leave the show forever - maybe jake can accidentally run her over whilst drunk, in his tractor that he hasn't bought yet. and foz will return from down under and paint a mural of her, only for hollyoaks council to declare it an eyesore, and erase nancy from history forever [/spoiler]

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« Reply #4619 on Sept 11, 2007, 8:17pm »

[spoiler]How do people resist the urge to slap Nancy repeatedly and scream in her face "WHAT THE FUCK HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH YOU?!" This is I just do not understand.

Had a Hollyoaks triple-bill tonight of Monday's, tonight's and tonight's E4. Thoroughly loved all of it, even with Rapebot and the Boringtines floating around.[/spoiler]

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« Reply #4620 on Sept 11, 2007, 8:20pm »

was it just me or did anyone else enjoy mullet dads eye pull "I'm watching you" to JP?

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« Reply #4621 on Sept 11, 2007, 9:12pm »

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was it just me or did anyone else enjoy mullet dads eye pull "I'm watching you" to JP?

I squeeled a little at that!!

Oh and in fairness to what Nancy said to JP in E4- that is what she believed was happening- so did I actually!

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« Reply #4622 on Sept 11, 2007, 9:52pm »

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"Oh but John. Paul. It is. Okay that. You are gay." looks into distance for several minutes while face screws up.

HA! Like Rapebot will ever utter a sentence that isn't directly about her. I scoff heartily at the very idea. She'll probably thrust her tits in her face, since she's probably convinced she can turn him.

When Rapebot said there were two things making her stay in Hollyoaks, did anyone else instantly start plotting ways to make Warren and Justin leave so she'd fuck off? I'm sure it can't just have been me.

C4 episode was awesome (curse me working late and not being able to watch E4 this week). It could've done without the insanely boring Rapebot/Justin/Warren/Clare/omigodIdon'tcare storyline, but still. Who'd have thought Darren would ever turn out to be the voice of reason? Or that Skoda would be all sympathetic and understanding? I actually warmed to her tonight a little bit; I'm unused to seeing her act selflessly.

Jack's little chat with Craig on the stairs made me go "awww" quite a bit. I love how Jack never gets anything to do for two years at a time but every so often is just given a scene to remind us how awesome he is and how the entire village would crumble without him.

Didn't it get dark quickly between MulletDad (with the loltastic "I'm watching you" mime) leaving Swimbint and JP, and JP and Swimbint's actual conversation? Perhaps the magical vag has the power to advance time or something.

Did quite enjoy JP totally pwning Craig at the end. Pretty awesome episode all round, really - even the bad actors really raised their game. Except Hannah Tointon, obviously, who probably thinks raising one's game has something to do with breeding pheasants.

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« Reply #4623 on Sept 11, 2007, 10:19pm »

This weeks episodes have been fantastic, apart from the rubbish Louise\Warren\Rapebot storylines. JP\Craig & Swim Bint have all acted their vests\short shorts off this week, and I hope they win some kind of soap award next year.

My only concerns have been the lack of Steph, Amy & Manga Hannah in the storyline. Nancy has now become the default best friend character, and as she is rubbish she really does my head in. If Amy or Manga Hannah had had a go at JP I may have felt more for Sarah, rather than thinking she's an evil cow getting her friends involved. And if Steph had been there she could have sung "It's Raining Men" or something cabaret style.

In faireness though Skoda and Darren have both come off well in this weeks storylines and *E4 Spoiler* [spoiler]I am also starting to like the Fletch\Speak and Spell plotline, which I know means I will soon have to leave these boards in shame, but them two and Michaela are far funnier than the emo Amy/Josh 4ever rubbish we have had to put up with for the last year. Just because I'm starting to like Sasha doesn't mean I want to see more rubbish Valentines in the soap though, and half sister and half brother can sod off as soon as they want.[/spoiler]

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Re: Hollyoaks - the hannarexic, dead baby soap
« Reply #4624 on Sept 11, 2007, 11:05pm »

I have to say that MulletFather's 'I'm watching you' eye mime was just like the anime eyelid-pull 'Bii-daa!' - all 'Nyaah nyaah!'

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