"Celebrity" Big Brother

[pauliepoos]

I predict Jeremy to win with Germaine second, provided she doesn't get bored.

[mackenzie]

I think Bridgette might do it.

[David Hunter]

Is Lisa I'Anson pregnant?

[pauliepoos]

No, just fat, but not fat enough to do Celebrity Fit Club.

[Steven]

I think Kenzie to win.

Curiously, this show is reaffirming my love for Germaine Greer, and simultaneously curing me of my teenage crush on Lisa I'Anson.

[FWWM]

Why can't Kenzie pronounce 'think'? "Ah fink ahrr might win dis." Piss off you filthy little chav. I hope Germaine Greer gets off with him.

I quite like Caprice. Loved it when she said "Hi" to Kenzie then seemed to mutter under her breath "He looks about twelve". I assume she's the hetero eye candy - she must be about 37 by now, surely?

I hope that unforseen circumstances force the Happy Mondays tramp to leave the house before he becomes unwatchably annoying and I have to switch off to avoid seeing him, ie. in the next twenty minutes

"Am I aware of the sexual power I hold over men? Oh yeah, totally." HA! You wish, fatty. Start doing cocaine again darling, your excess weight will just drop off. Along with your nose.

I want to watch Red Sonja.

[TrixieFirecracker]

Jesus! I thought, how the hell have I missed 98 topics on Celeb BB in, like, a day?!

I don't think Caprice is as old as 37, she just looks that old.

No Myleene Hear'say, no David Icke, not even him off of Eurotrash. I'm not impressed.

John McCrirrick - Could tolerate him in small doses, don't really want to watch him for 2 1/2 weeks.
Germaine Greer - Undecided. She seems tolerable at the moment. And her "I don't do anal" comment was hilarious.
Caprice - Cannot. Stand. Her.
Bez - How? Why? What were his parents thinking of when they decided to breed?
Jeremy Edwards - Probably one of the few women in the UK who doesn't want a bit of him. I suppose he is attractive, but I don't like him. I trust Rachel Stevens judgement.
Kenzie - Reminds me of Victor, only without the looks and the personality.
Lisa I'Anson - I didn't mind her until I actually heard her speak about herself, rather than presenting a show. Confidence is one thing, but they need a new word in the dictionary for her.
Brigitte Nielsen - I don't really like her, but I'm not really bothered enough to not want her to win.

I want the stand-in to win, who'll hopefully come in when one of these "I Don't Do Rules" fools gets kicked out.

My order, if I had to choose or die, would be Germaine, Kenzie, Brigitte, John, Lisa, Jeremy, Caprice, the insects in the garden, Bez.

[si]

I've never been a CBB fan -- I don't think I watched the first two series at all -- but as boyfriend really likes it, I watched and was pleasantly surprised by the contestants. Caprice, Lisa, Germaine and Brigette ("Altogether now... diggin' it!/degame!/tixylix!") are all lovely lady additions.

I felt really dirrty when I realised who the boy with the fit little body was.

[PopIdle]

David said:

Is Lisa I'Anson pregnant?

On the live footage last nigt, Bez told Lisa he thought she was pregnant.
Good start!

[zaffra]

If I know the British public* it'll be the girls who get voted out first regardless, or perhaps because of how entertaining they are.

Bridgitte - too 'wacky'
Caprice - will try to use her sexuality to 'get in with the blokes' making her unpopular
Germaine - too out spoken
Lisa - also got a big gob

This means Jeremy, Kenzie and Bez who will probably all be rather quiet will stay in the house longer. John McCirrick is too obnoxious and ugly to stay in very longl.

*which I don't

[Sparkle]

I'm expecting Germaine to snap and kill them all before the weekend is out.

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

On the basis of her obnoxious self-admiration last night, Lisa I'Anson will be first to go. "I know I have a sexual hold over men" Puh-lease. And she does look pregnant.