Everyone Sh*gging In A Pool

[David Hunter]

Was I the only one to find this uncomfortable? I didn't know where to look last night! It was like watching your relatives getting off with each other. Makosi - even though I love her - went over the score trying to get off with Maxwell and flashing her wet boobiedoos in his face.
As for Anthony (who looks like Pinocchio grown up) 'putting his willie in her'!

And surely I'm not the only one who felt for poor Craig. We've all had that irrational unrequited love for someone who is our friend out of convenience but as soon as something better comes along they're off. You know it makes no sense but you're blinded by emotion and hope. I could feel his agony, poor guy.
I don't think Craig will win but if I was a betting man, at 18-1 he's a good outside risk.

[Snuff]

It was just awful. The quickest sex ever and the fakest and crapest fake orgasm ever dropped.

[jode*]

Orlaith really pissed me off by always leaning back in the pool so that the water only came up to just below her breasts.

And she kept looking at them, one by one. Weird.

[Elly]

The whole episode made me feel a bit ill. Not the sex, specifically - although this lot make Stu and Michelle's romp under the table look positively chaste - but the underlying nastiness of it all. These people all hate each other! I don't believe there's one genuine relationship in there.

Craig crying was distressing, but Craig is still awful. I feel sorry for him, but it just makes me want to get him out sooner. Along with Eugene, who is lovely, and needs to be rescued. I appreciated Science making an effort with him. All the rest of the housemates seem to exchange looks when he's talking to them that I hope he never notices.

[David Hunter]

jode said:

Orlaith'sbreasts.

...she kept looking at them, one by one. Weird.

What's unusual about that? I do the same with my testicles. Does get me some odd looks when I'm on the bus though!

[Geo]

[/quote]What's unusual about that? I do the same with my testicles. Does get me some odd looks when I'm on the bus though![/quote]

I hope you dont ride the No.66 bus or i shall be listening out for rustling of clothes near the back of the bus.

[David Hunter]

mrsmiggins said:

I hope you dont ride the No.66 bus or i shall be listening out for rustling of clothes near the back of the bus.

George, stop trying to find out my bus route just so you can watch me admiring my manhoods! (I'm often on the 18 though).

[Jen]

elly said:

r. Along with Eugene, who is lovely, and needs to be rescued. I appreciated Science making an effort with him. All the rest of the housemates seem to exchange looks when he's talking to them that I hope he never notices.

Exactly. When I see Craig give those looks..... And Vanessa nominating him for being a "goofy loser".... I really want to just hug him.
I missed this episode, but I'm guessing that this whole "pregnancy" is just another one of Makosi's games. How can she say she won't tell Antony? You're on national television love, he's going to find out!

[SweatShop]

jen said:

but I'm guessing that this whole "pregnancy" is just another one of Makosi's games. How can she say she won't tell Antony? You're on national television love, he's going to find out!

She's saying shes ow did I miss that when I have no life to speak of.

[Jen]

Ok you've lost me.

[theactresswhosings]

Orliath wants to be on Eurotrash or something.

[Geo]

davidhunter said:

mrsmiggins said:

I hope you dont ride the No.66 bus or i shall be listening out for rustling of clothes near the back of the bus.

George, stop trying to find out my bus route just so you can watch me admiring my manhoods! (I'm often on the 18 though).

Damn you figured out my secret plans..

Anyways I used to quite like Makosi, but afters tonights "pregnancy tale" i've lost all respect for her.

Is it wrong to like Vanetha & Science tho?

[David Hunter]

I thought Makosi was hilarious tonight with the pregnancy story! She knows how to keep things stirred up. And Vanessa's reaction made me realise who she's like - Su Pollard! Especially with the holiday task 'I just want to be a Yellowcoat!'

[nickinoo]

Is Makosi lying?! (Forgive me, I only really watch the live stuff usually). Why does that make you hate her? At least she keeps things interesting. She's a good actress if nothing else.

[theactresswhosings]

I don't think her pretending to be pregnant is interesting, it reminds me of when I was 15 and all my pals thought they were pregnant every time a boy looked at them.

Ahhh Shout Magazine, how I miss your problem page in adult life.

[pauliepoos]

Being a qualified nurse should hopefully make Makozi slightly more aware of biological functions and know that you can't get pregnant after 2 days. Maybe she's testing her "friends" to see how they'll react.

[Adrian]

I'm beginning to love Sue Pollard Vanessa. She does nothing of her own, just reacts to everyone else - she's a nothing and I love it. I thought her chat about "all the gossip goin' on in 'ere" the other day was hilarious. She's like a viewer of Big Brother in Big Brother.

-A

[Lita]

I'm glad someone else is finally coming round to Vanessa. As more and more of the louder personalities get evicted she's starting to shine a bit. I'm certain she won't win but I reckon she could go nearly all the way

[back to discos]

they could certainly have edited eugene in a different light. jon tickle from the (fourth...? extremely boring) series was a bit like him, and he was presented as a bit of a wally, but very very lovable. eugene is jst as nice ("don't give her a hard time, maxwell!" chivalry!) and rather sympathetic. i think he's being edited to look like a bit of a gimp tho.

[JJ]

I like Vanessa too. She's nice and is fun - I liked her in that whole "gossip going round thing". And someone who watches the live feed frequently has told me that she does do stuff - eg messes about and jokes with Craig - but it just does't get shown.

[David Hunter]

Tonight's show: 12.03am. Some of the housemates are in bed...
We then cut to a shot of Derek in the dark with a small brown bottle applying some of it's contents to a cloth and sniffing it! Surely he's not taken some 'room aromas' into the house!

[nickinoo]

Vanessa is great. I think she hasn't involved herself in things over the last couple of weeks because everyone is so serious, and she's just not. The houses seems to be lightening up a little now Saskia has fucked off. I like Eugene, he's a complete geek and tells wierd and uninteresting stories but he's got a good heart.

[Floss]

Vanessa is an evil genius. She has Makosi wrapped round her finger - Makosi repeated almost word for word a conversation she'd had with Vanessa as her reason for nominating Orlaith.
Don't be fooled by the bubble gum pink. A genius, I tell you. An evil mastermind.

[Jen]

theactresswhosings said:

Ahhh Shout Magazine, how I miss your problem page in adult life.

Oooh me too, I loved it!
I had a realisation about this Makosi pregnancy thing. She blatantly isn't, or even thinks she is and is quite clearly lying. Why? Because if she thought she could have gotten pregnant, she wouldn't be asking for a (pointless) pregnancy test, she'd be asking for the morning after pill. Unlike a pregnancy test which wont detect anything until her next period is due, she can take this for up to 72 hours after the deed.

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jen said:

I had a realisation about this Makosi pregnancy thing. She blatantly isn't, or even thinks she is and is quite clearly lying. Why? Because if she thought she could have gotten pregnant, she wouldn't be asking for a (pointless) pregnancy test, she'd be asking for the morning after pill. Unlike a pregnancy test which wont detect anything until her next period is due, she can take this for up to 72 hours after the deed.

Maybe she wants a Big Brother baby...? She could get her own "single mum" documentary called Big Baby.