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Post by Joel on Oct 22, 2006 22:46:27 GMT
The sooner they get rid of Pauline, the better. The writers have limited her contributions to calling Sonia a stupid tart, and pretty much nothing else. Oh, when Eastenders was good...Sonia to Pauline, re: whatever they ended up calling that baby she had. Rebecca? Pauline saying she'd look after it and bring it up. 'Bring up a baby?! You couldn't bring up PHLEGM!' Hopefully someone will say something equally awesome to Pauline and she'll choke on indignation and die.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Oct 23, 2006 9:10:44 GMT
According to Popbitch Poline is going to die of The AIDS.
That must be the most ridiculous, out of nowhere, stupid idea I have ever heard. So it's probably true.
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Post by xenomaniac on Oct 23, 2006 17:44:03 GMT
I think they should just have Pauline just stop appearing. No big story, no mentions, nothing. The indignity of it would probably finish off Wendy Richards.
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Post by SweatShop on Oct 23, 2006 18:02:04 GMT
I think they should just have Pauline just stop appearing. No big story, no mentions, nothing. The indignity of it would probably finish off Wendy Richards. FABULOUS IDEA. Can we pitch the idea to the EE scriptwriters together? The look on their faces when the penny drops that it's just THE best way to get rid of her. The evil old cow.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Oct 24, 2006 9:45:35 GMT
I think they should just have Pauline just stop appearing. No big story, no mentions, nothing. The indignity of it would probably finish off Wendy Richards. FABULOUS IDEA. Can we pitch the idea to the EE scriptwriters together? The look on their faces when the penny drops that it's just THE best way to get rid of her. The evil old cow. Definitely! And then in six months time have a completely new family move into the Fowler household, casually mentioning that the previous resident died "horribly bitter and alone, but in an extremely final way that means she will never, ever come back. They even cut her head off to rule out zombie reappearances."
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Post by Steven on Oct 26, 2006 14:47:10 GMT
Oh, what a COMPLETELY original twist to that story. Sheesh. So basically, Patrick has fathered every black character of a certain age on the square of late?
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Post by Bungle on Oct 27, 2006 23:05:11 GMT
I can't begin to describe how absolutely terrible that idea is. I hope it won't come true.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Oct 29, 2006 0:12:05 GMT
It doesn't.
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Post by sashadouble on Nov 15, 2006 12:08:22 GMT
Stacy Slater = Ray from X factor right??
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Post by henrykelly on Nov 16, 2006 19:06:13 GMT
Definitely, she's a bit less smily.
Sean Slater = Angry x Bradley
(there is a lot of ginger in Albert Square at the moment)
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Post by pops on Nov 16, 2006 19:43:55 GMT
Jim Shelley in The Mirror described Ray as the bastard offspring of Stacy Slater and Shakin' Stevens, which sounds about right.
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Post by starchy on Nov 24, 2006 21:32:18 GMT
martin, sonia and all were chatting about pauline in the house oblivious to the fact she's on the stairs. five minutes later the house goes on fire and martin runs in to save his mum - surely he thought she wasnt home? he works in the stall and would have seen her walk in if she did arrive during that 5 minutes - i am going out now to forget about such burning issues. Hate to be the one to stick up for Eastenders but he heard the dog barking so guessed she must be home. I kinda love Stella, she might become annoying in a Little Mo way, with the inability to speak, but right now she is even making me like a Phil storyline.
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 24, 2006 22:52:14 GMT
Considering Wendy Richard is going to go on Extreme Makeover in the new year, it's such a shame they couldn't work it into the storyline. Pauline wins the lottery and is so bitter and miserable about how life has turned out she buys Dot a new wig, gives Ian a million and has her face and tits lifted before swanning off to Florida with Shell.
The hush when reconstructed Pauline walks into the Queen Vic for a final showdown with the other former buxom blond bombshell and old adversary Peggy would be the hush to end all hushes.
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Post by pops on Nov 25, 2006 11:43:14 GMT
Considering Wendy Richard is going to go on Extreme Makeover in the new year, it's such a shame they couldn't work it into the storyline. Pauline wins the lottery and is so bitter and miserable about how life has turned out she buys Dot a new wig, gives Ian a million and has her face and tits lifted before swanning off to Florida with Shell. The hush when reconstructed Pauline walks into the Queen Vic for a final showdown with the other former buxom blond bombshell and old adversary Peggy would be the hush to end all hushes. That would be funny, but at the same time it might also be construed as a happy ending, and or/give Pauline a reason to stick around longer, and I just want her to be killed off as a quickly as possible.
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Post by milkman on Nov 28, 2006 13:37:25 GMT
I can't believe Pauline isn't dead yet. Fucking hell. I cannot be bothered with having to watch her die slowly of a brain tumor while the whole Martin-Sonia-Pauline love triangle storyline drags on. This has been going on for about three years now. Eastenders was starting to get (vaguely) good again as well.
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Post by georgie on Nov 29, 2006 16:01:37 GMT
I can't believe Pauline isn't dead yet. Fucking hell. I cannot be bothered with having to watch her die slowly of a brain tumor while the whole Martin-Sonia-Pauline love triangle storyline drags on. This has been going on for about three years now. Eastenders was starting to get (vaguely) good again as well. Ahhh but it's all a lie, innit! I was shocked..SHOCKED.. She should be struck down, for such an awful, awful lie.
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Post by xenomaniac on Nov 29, 2006 22:08:06 GMT
I've not been watching latey, but am I the only one that would find it funny if she actually *did* get a brain tumour and die now she's made it up. How does she leave?
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Post by SweatShop on Nov 30, 2006 0:41:48 GMT
I haven't watched Eastenders properly in about two, maybe three weeks!
I'm so happy i've been able to let it go for a while. It's so terrible but I still kept watching for ages. At least i've stopped for now.
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Post by pops on Nov 30, 2006 19:41:42 GMT
I'm sure I'd feel better if I just went cold turkey, at least until Pauline dies. I really don't think it's healthy to hate a fictional character as much as I hate her. The scene on Tuesday when she was egging Ian on to humiliate Jane was so sinister - it reminded me of those bits in Lord of the Rings when Gollum talks to himself.
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 30, 2006 20:26:04 GMT
I watched it tonight for the first time in a while and rather enjoyed it.
Pauline is the embodiment of bitterness. Wendy Richard is seemingly a very good actress unless she's that sour in real life.
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Post by SweatShop on Nov 30, 2006 21:31:08 GMT
unless she's that sour in real life. Er...
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Nov 30, 2006 23:15:32 GMT
Wendy Richard is seemingly a very good actress unless she's that sour in real life. You'd be shocked how accurate that comment is and I've been told personally.
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Post by Lisa on Dec 4, 2006 10:13:57 GMT
Friday night's episode was THE most hilarious television I have ever seen!! Sonia and Martin's oh so passionate kiss, Ben's pet pig's head and the surely to be infamous mud wrestling 'hit me bitch' extravaganza... absolute genius!
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Post by pops on Dec 7, 2006 19:46:29 GMT
Friday night's episode was THE most hilarious television I have ever seen!! Sonia and Martin's oh so passionate kiss, Ben's pet pig's head and the surely to be infamous mud wrestling 'hit me bitch' extravaganza... absolute genius! It did pick up for that episode, but it's back to its usual form this week. How big is Pat's house supposed to be? Not only does she have Kevin, Deano, Carly, Denise, Chelsea and Squiggle living there, now she's taken in Bert, who I don't really remember her ever speaking to in the past, and his terminally ill wife, who she's never met. No wonder Peggy was so bitter about Andy leaving it to Pat - a mansion like that must be worth a bomb.
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Post by SweatShop on Dec 15, 2006 23:09:31 GMT
That newish twat, Rob... LEARN TO ACT, MATE.
I don't even know why I kept on watching tonight's episode. It was horrid to watch him even try to act. I bet he sticks around as well. Boo.
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