Big Brother 7 starts here!

[Becky]

In a minute or two.

[Joel]

Bonnie is gross. What's WRONG with her?

[Becky]

First one in: Bonnie.

Looks like the papers were right with the housemates.

[Bungle]

No! No! Really, a tourettes sufferer!

[Joel]

Oh fuck, it is the famed Shahbaz!

Right. That's IT. I am going on Big Brother next year to prove that some gays just happen to like cock and aren't entirely toxic and repellent.

[Bungle]

Shahbaz is famed?

[Becky]

Leah is repulsive.

[Joel]

Apparently if you're from Edinburgh you've heard of him. Fame-whore of the highest order. Got filmed having an STI exam just to be on TV.

[Becky]

Dawn: What a bitter Betty.

[xenomaniac]

joel said:

Right. That's IT. I am going on Big Brother next year to prove that some gays just happen to like cock and aren't entirely toxic and repellent.

I wouldn't worry, the straight people are equally revolting by the look of things.

[SweatShop]

Why on Earth is it starting on a Thursday?!?

Against the Eurovision final as well. I'm watching that. Is the BB Launch night repeated?

[I Hate Lana Lang]

First off - this is going to be the BEST Big Brother ever. Lisa is hilarious! Nobody can pronounce Bonnie's name correctly, Shahbaz and The Sexual Terrorist in a house together will kill each other and the ugly lifeguard....what hilarity!

I liked Nikki: "All I want out of life is a credit card and my nails done."

[I Hate Lana Lang]

bungle said:

Shahbaz is famed?

He's infamous in Glasgow. But then so am I.

[Elly]

I think it's a fairly good mix this year, although there are no fit men for the second year running. Fucking patriachal tv producers.

Early favourites: Glyn (Wales un-sexiest lifeguard), Richard the sexual terrorist, and moany old Dawn.

Tourettes boy is awful.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

He IS annoying. He's like someone I know that puts on their illness for a laugh. Prick.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

She-Baz annoys me too!

[Bridgey]

I hate them all. Freaks the lot of them. No actually, Dawn seems to be the sole normal one.
Imogen speaks like and probably has all the cerebral qualities of the Mighty Boosh moon (sez a fugly fat girl who sucked at her English Lanugage exam today).
Nnnnngh.

Bridgey xxx

[I Hate Lana Lang]

I agree yet I can't take my eyes off them.

[Anna]

If I met Bonnie I think I would think she has a disability or something. What IS that accent, or can she just not open her mouth? Bizarre. Why was Davina "doing" her in an accent that just didn't sound like her?

Pete *can't* have Tourettes, surely.

Dawn: hmm yeah, you hate people yet you've been desperately trying to get into an intimate living environment with 13 strangers.

Lea: yawn.

Posh boy is funny. Looks continually surprised and like he is thinking "Gosh!!" in a Tim Nice-but-Dim voice.
Nikki is depressing.

I can't remember the others. I like the lifeguard one just for being happy. And to whoever wanted to be reincarnated as "Jesus or Hitler" - they've already LIVED. That is not what reincarnation is.

[xenomaniac]

At least there's no one as horrendous as last years shaved-ape that was Maxwell.

I think I may quite fancy George. Lots.

Bonnie may turn out to be quiet sweet, same with Leah.

Shahbaz is holding hands with everyone, don't these people know any social boundaries???

Also, how is any of the live feed going to go out with sound with Pete around?

[boyboyboy]

thoughts

1) big brother had BETTER have a good reason for putting the housemates entering on a Thursday night. Big Brother First Friday always involved getting drunk beforehand, thinking it was a lot better than it actually was, getting chinese and feeling a bit sick and rubbing your belly from too much chinese as you watch the live coverage, cursing "bloody channel four" for dipping the sound every two seconds.

If there's not another 13 (better) housemates going in tomorrow - or lots of surprise evictions - of lots of naked-boy-highlights I'll be writing a letter

2) criteria for being a girl contestant = "will you get your tits out", "will you find romance in the house" or "will you shag one of the munters". They're all clones. Apart from Dawn. Who I suspect has done a bit of a Craig in her audition video to get on.

3) Inside outside = shit.

4) Bonneh = Saskia + Lesleh.

5) Davina is getting shitter and more patronising as each year goes on. Fingers crossed she'll pop a few weeks early and Dermot will present. And his fly will be undone and he'll be wearing no boxers and we'll see his bits. That'd be the best. big brother. ever.

6) I'd quite like to play soggy biscuit with george.

[frap]

I have to work covering this six hours a day six days a week. For thirteen weeks. What have I doneeeeeeeee, what I have doneeeeeeeeeee?

Sob.

Oh well, at least I'm making lots of luffly money for it. And I'll be the most in the know if people want to talk about it.

[Robbing the Dead]

I was watching Eurovision. There is a fit guy who is in love with himself. He just had his hands down his pants.

He was like "I'm gagging for a shag. The last two weeks have been murder". Are people serious when they moan about going for a couple of weeks without sex. Try 5 months!

[Geo]

Oh.My.Fuckin.God.

13 weeks of this and these people, I think I will be in a padded cell by week 6.
BUT for the first time ever I fancy the boys in Big Brother.

Posh Boy would so get it, as would the gay stereotype and im ashamed to say so would tourettes boy.

I used to think Jodie Marsh was the vilest, ugliest non-celebrity alive, but step forward Leah! Those tits, that face..Horrendous! She is like a melted doll that you hide away in the corner under your bed.

And I dont care..I like Dawn.

Shahbaz....Can fuck right off, A collective sigh in Glasgow was heard when his name was announced.

[[james]]

Narry a bummable one in sight.




Having said that, I wouldn't kick the Posh One or the Cheeky Chavvy Hairy one out of bed.