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Post by Nicholas on May 23, 2006 22:32:48 GMT
Nikki at 2332 : "I can't be ridiculed any longer"
Any takers?
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Post by JJ on May 24, 2006 8:35:21 GMT
Her "it's the only way!" about the BO Scandal was priceless. She makes it sound as though they had to put a poor, aged cow out of its misery or something!
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Post by Becky on May 24, 2006 11:13:11 GMT
Why is Nikki convinced that Sezer is called Felix?
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Post by smellslikesomeghost on May 24, 2006 11:16:31 GMT
She has to be made up surely? Such vacuousness. Shudder. And when she was in the diary room spewing forth her pity for Pete there was a moment of comedic genius when she had gone on and on about how much she liked him and how strongly she felt for him and then her whole voice changed and she said "But not in that way." in an eeew, as if I would ever touch a spaz, way!
And she says the others are shallow. Tee hee.
Sorry, have just read RTD's post which says same.
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Post by Geo on May 24, 2006 11:34:38 GMT
Why is Nikki convinced that Sezer is called Felix? I thought it was something to do with cat food.. Felix & Caeser are cat foods aren't they? |
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Post by Becky on May 24, 2006 11:46:40 GMT
Why is Nikki convinced that Sezer is called Felix? I thought it was something to do with cat food.. Felix & Caeser are cat foods aren't they? Ah I see. Except Caeser is a dog food. |
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Post by Geo on May 24, 2006 12:04:33 GMT
Ahh..well you know what i mean anyway..
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Post by groopie on May 24, 2006 12:39:53 GMT
She has to be made up surely? No she's real, I have a friend that knows her. She's like that in real life. Example being on holiday, sitting up on her sun lounger and announcing "I need someone to rub lotion on me" whilst looking around for a suitable male candidate. Not too extreme, but imagine it in her voice with the stress on all the wrong syllables... |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on May 24, 2006 13:01:38 GMT
BB say they make sure people are mentally fit to be in Big Brother. But it's so obvious they choose people who are slightly crazy. Nikki clearly has issues, as did Shabhaz.
I love her though, she is my favourite housemate.
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Essexgirl
Su Pollard
A dancer and a fighter
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Post by Essexgirl on May 24, 2006 13:46:16 GMT
I love Nikki too. I want to keep her in my spare room and take her out for a laugh every now and then.
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Post by David Hunter on May 24, 2006 14:00:03 GMT
I thought it was something to do with cat food.. Felix & Caeser are cat foods aren't they? Ah I see. Except Caeser is a dog food. He looks like dog and probably smells of fish. That would explain it. |
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Make me team leader
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Post by parsnip on May 25, 2006 13:01:48 GMT
Oh. Goodness. What a little queen. That 'WARTAH! I NEEEED WARTAH!! was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. That's the first bit of BB I've seen this year and it's enough to put me off
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Jane Asher
"pour me a port, Anne"
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Post by Golden Meg on May 26, 2006 11:07:23 GMT
Oh she nearly put me off completely this year as well. If she tries a little harder she might just succeed. So shrill.
Is it just me or does she seem to be constantly gurning? Like some little charva-princess pilled up in a nightclub. You know the sort: only 19 but the partying is beginning to take its toll.
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Post by David Hunter on May 26, 2006 12:10:48 GMT
Can I ask the ladies on the messageboard - is it normal to wear 2 and 3 bras at a time to make your bust look bigger? I'm watching Nikki now trying to decide how many to put on. 'All my friends wear 3 but I think it's too many!'
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Post by Becky on May 26, 2006 13:17:55 GMT
Can I ask the ladies on the messageboard - is it normal to wear 2 and 3 bras at a time to make your bust look bigger? I'm watching Nikki now trying to decide how many to put on. 'All my friends wear 3 but I think it's too many!' I've never done that. Mind I dont exactly need to make my bust look any bigger than it already is. I've heard of people wearing 2 before, but it was for extra support rather than to make their busts look bigger. I still think its odd. I saw Nikki trying to decide which ready meal to have before. What happened to the days of making their own food from scratch, like bread, and living off porridge? |
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Post by jode* on May 26, 2006 13:33:56 GMT
Can I ask the ladies on the messageboard - is it normal to wear 2 and 3 bras at a time to make your bust look bigger? I'm watching Nikki now trying to decide how many to put on. 'All my friends wear 3 but I think it's too many!' I've never done that. Mind I dont exactly need to make my bust look any bigger than it already is. I've heard of people wearing 2 before, but it was for extra support rather than to make their busts look bigger. I still think its odd. I saw Nikki trying to decide which ready meal to have before. What happened to the days of making their own food from scratch, like bread, and living off porridge? I have never heard of that. Surely if it was under a tshirt 2 or 3 would show really badly. Really bizarre... |
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Post by Becky on May 26, 2006 13:43:45 GMT
Why would you do that though? I imagine it would be for a bit of male attention, but wouldnt it be a bit of a turn off to have to peel off 3 bras if they were going to get a bit closer.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on May 26, 2006 13:47:35 GMT
If anything it would constrict the boob area. In fact I wore 2 sports bras last week because I was going to a kickboxing thing and neither bra was sufficiently hardcore enough to tame my bust, so I tried the 2 at once and it worked a treat. The effect was like gaffer taping them down though. I would never double up on a normal bra though - it's utterly pointless. The silly moo.
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Post by David Hunter on May 26, 2006 14:02:55 GMT
I will try this with 3 pairs of pants to see if my packet looks bigger.
*goes off and tries*
Nope, I just look incontinent.
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Post by Adrian on May 26, 2006 14:20:53 GMT
Can you call it package though?
'Packet' makes it sounds like it contains something (which I am aware it does, but still) whereas package sounds more... satisfying.
A
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Post by Bridgey on May 26, 2006 15:45:50 GMT
Can I ask the ladies on the messageboard - is it normal to wear 2 and 3 bras at a time to make your bust look bigger? I'm watching Nikki now trying to decide how many to put on. 'All my friends wear 3 but I think it's too many!' Oh for God's sake. My breasts are annoyingly big enough. Bridgey xxx |
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Post by David Hunter on May 26, 2006 16:01:37 GMT
Can you call it package though? 'Packet' makes it sounds like it contains something (which I am aware it does, but still) whereas package sounds more... satisfying. A With 3 pairs of pants on, it's more like a pass the parcel. |
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Post by MoondialSlater on May 26, 2006 16:41:52 GMT
What happened to the days of making their own food from scratch, like bread, and living off porridge? They don't want them wasting their airtime cooking when they could be concocting fake relationships and bullying other housemates. |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on May 28, 2006 20:21:18 GMT
OMG!
Did you see that!
She wasn't watching the wok, it started smoking.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH THERE'S GOING TO BE A FIRE" [Runs into the garden]
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Post by bittersweet on May 28, 2006 21:00:23 GMT
She's such a tedious little bitch, I get a migraine just looking at her. I want her out of there asap.
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