Susie

[smellslikesomeghost]

What I don't understand is her apparent haughty "Posh" persona, she professes to be only interested in cups of tea, a biscuit and a nice chat, and yet the press report her as working as a stripper in a grimy pub. If her husband has enough cash to pay £4,000 for a golden ticket then surely she has no need for the money. Therefore I conclude that she likes to flash her silicone tits at ogling onlookers. So, why the prim act?
Or, she doesn't really strip?
Or...?
Anyhoo, she's not Susie, she's Snoozie ha ha ha...

[xenomaniac]

Anyone else really growing to like Suzie? "You only have to ask darling and I'll lend them to you"

[richdidnt]

Yeah I'm starting to like Suzie more and more too. I thought tonight she was hysterical, you could see Mikey was well pissed off that she didn't kick off. It was such a rubbish joke too, I loved Suzies faked laughter and the stunned silence of all the other housemates. However as she's paired with Imogen I think they'll be the most likely to go this week if it goes to a public vote.

Rich

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

scissorsister said:

"Suzie said she was in addicted to love!
*bam*

Oh. My. God. This is the greatest video of all time the 1980s all time! Susie must win!

[Adrian]

I have always loved Sooz (she's clearly a Sooz, not a Susie).

She's wonderfully poised. She brings tea. She adjusts her hair. She stands. She will not get in the pool as the water dries her skin.

She's so wrong for BB and yet so perfect. I loved her reaction to Mikey and Spiral's idiotic "joke". It cut them down completely, they didn't know how to react.

I like her friendship with Richard. It's very Scarecrow and Mrs King.

A

[Essexgirl]

Susie is growing on me too. Although I wish she would pull her hair back and stop tossing it around when she prepares food.

[raspberry]

I liked Jayne with Susie or 'Sue' as Jayne called her, they had a nice chemistry. It is nice to see her bond with Iomgen too.

[Adrian]

The adjusting hair is what Sooz is all about! That and cheekbones. And big tits. But mainly adjusting her hair.

A

[back to discos]

i thought she was a bit appalling to jenny, who felt she had to ask if she could make the dinner that night, and suzie said 'it's MAY i, if you're asking permission'.

[Adrian]

Oh no!

She wasn't appalling. She politely corrected the incorrect grammar of one who is not so fortunate with language skills. She did this a delightful, polite manner with just-a-pinch of being patronising.

This is always the way to correct the grammar of the youth of today.

Another classic Sooz moment.

A

[groopie]

essexgirl said:

Susie is growing on me too. Although I wish she would pull her hair back and stop tossing it around when she prepares food.

Yes! I saw a bit of the live feed over the weekend and she was kneading bread whilst wearing rings and bracelets and her hair was dangling in it. I find this much worse than Michael's lack of hygeine.

However, she is becoming remarkably ace as time goes on.

[raspberry]

I like Sooze too. Her breasts, however, are not so ace - I've developed more than a mild fear of fake boobs by watching this season of BB.

[FWWM]

scissorsister said:

"Suzie said she was in addicted to love!

Personally I don't think that's her most noteworthy appearance in a music video...

Nurse! The screens!

[Adrian]

Did I not say she's the British answer to Lena Philipsson!?! See her straddle that pole like a microphone stand.

Oh, Sooz, look at you working the bored-suburban-housewife-slumming-it-for-kinky-kicks look. You'll say it's acting, but we know you were loving every moment of it.

Is it usual for strippers to wear two pairs of pants?

I love how she tidies up at the end. She'll be round with the cups of tea next.

A

[Sean]

fwwm said:

scissorsister said:

"Suzie said she was in addicted to love!

Personally I don't think that's her most noteworthy appearance in a music video...

Nurse! The screens!

Bejeezus, that shit makes Aisleyne look glacially demure.

She has grown on me a lot. Her telling Richard he was her best friend in the house was the first time she's seemed vulnerable and it was kinda endearing. And she's made Imogen seem sort of likeably dopey, Helen style, as opposed to barely registerable as a human being.

I really wanted Mikey and Glyn to go but I'm pretty sure it'll be Suzie and Imogen.

[Nicholas]

That is so true about Imogen. I have loathed her from the start, but this week keep having to try to find reasons for it, and when she is under the benign influence of La Sooze, she does seem almost likeable.

Perhaps Susie is a bit of a bore, but she seems perfectly pleasant and, frankly, I find her much less boring than Mikey and Glyn who between them have the personality of a paper bag.

I don't think Susie and Imogen will go this week - I think the contempt for Spiral and Michael is pretty universal. At least, I hope so.

[Adrian]

Imogen was a bit drippy in her nomination, wasn't she? "I want Richard, you want Michael, alright I'll go for Michael". Put up a bit of an argument, love. Wasn't she supposed to be good friends with Michael? She seemed to quickly forget that.

A

[MoondialSlater]

adrian said:

Imogen was a bit drippy in her nomination, wasn't she? "I want Richard, you want Michael, alright I'll go for Michael". Put up a bit of an argument, love. Wasn't she supposed to be good friends with Michael? She seemed to quickly forget that.

Imogen seems to have some innate inability to disagree with anything anyone says, even if previously she's agreed with someone else who said something different ten minutes earlier.

Babe.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

Suzie is a good person. She sticks up for people when others are bitching about them. Spiral and his Aisleyne obsession was obviously doing her tits in as well as ours - she had to tell him off. I like to think of Suzie as a classy bitch.

[pauliepoos]

A glass of water in the face can't phaze Suzie but keep her waiting and make her listen to musak and out comes the inner she devil.

I love her to death! And seeing her sat in the chair made me realise how stunning she is. Very Katherine Ross (pre-The Colbys, naturally).

[Bungle]

Those diary antics made me laugh....

[I Hate Lana Lang]

I nearly peed myself.

"This is just silly!"

And her nominations for Jennie: "She said something about having sex up the bum..."

Ho ho ho!

[Adrian]

I loved her shudder the other day when she was looking at the mess that had been made in the living area.

I loved her refusal to say what Jennie's swear word was.

I loved her "I wasn't even wearing my heels" defence towards Mikey's argumentation.

In fact, I've decided: I want Sooz to win.

A

[WhiteNoiseMaker]

"I've got better things to do. Like having a cup of tea!"

she's surely un-parody-able. brilliant. I loved how she was trying to admonish Big Brother for being silly - like, come on chaps, let's get back to the serious task at hand!

[Nicholas]

"I'm not going to the toilet in a shed". Class!