The Rat Gets Drowned

[I Hate Lana Lang]

www.hornseyjournal.co.uk/content/haringey/hornseyjournal/news/story.aspx?brand=HCEJOnline&category=news&tBrand=northlondon24&tCategory=newshcej&itemid=WeED14%20Jun%202006%2011%3A21%3A54%3A870


What an ugly url that is! But the story is worth it.

[Robbing the Dead]

www.tinyurl.com is like cosmetic surgery for URLs

tinyurl.com/zbc7h

[Bungle]

Neither show the story for me - I can see the headlien, and the ads/links, but no story in the middle.

Can someone paste here? Ta.

[Nicholas]

Copy and paste (instead of clicking) the whole of the URL into your web browser. If you click, it only takes half of it. Oh and watch out for a space which slips itself in somewhere in the phrase "north london". The space should not be there.

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

For those who can't be bothered:

BIG Brother loser Sezer Yurtseven suffered a second dose of rejection when he was shoved, fully clothed, into the Crouch End lido by a pack of pranksters.

Sezer turned up at the Park Road Pool on Sunday and quickly became the sensation of the hot and sunny afternoon by the pool.

He was surrounded by teenage girls eager to get close to the 26-year-old, who is a former pupil of Highgate Wood School

Sezer gave out autographs and chatted with his admirers, but a group of lads were eager to cut "Sezer the Geezer" down to size - and shoved him, complete with bag, into the water.

One on-looker said: "He was surrounded by girls and he was chatting away, but after about 15 minutes I think he must of got tired of it and started to walk away. These lads went to push him and he got away, but the second time he was in the water.

The lifeguards threatened the lads with having them evicted from the pool, and had to help Sezer out of the water. He was then escorted him out with his soaked bag. He looked visibly shocked.

By Christina Bucher

[Adrian]

Idiots.

They left his clothes on?

Idiots.

A

[LoveMusic]

Awh. I do think that it quite nasty.

[Nurse Dunkley]

lovemusic said:

Awh. I do think that it quite nasty.

Yes, but think how the slimy little egotist would have been laping up the 15 minutes of attention and adoration beforehand. I bet he was walking away with an over-confident swagger when this brought him back down to earth.

[xenomaniac]

There has got to be a mobile-phone video of this somewhere. And if not I'm shocked at the happy-slapper generation.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

I pushed Sezer into that pool.