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Post by WhiteNoiseMaker on Jul 1, 2006 10:48:09 GMT
As a friend texted me during last night's show, 'it's like accidentally deleting five weeks worth of work and then having to start again from scratch.'
Spiral - a bit embarrassing. Like a mix between that Welsh rapper off Shipwrecked and a non-tourettes Pete. Unspellable's reaction to him 'OH MY GOD YOU'RE IRISH' made me so angry I tried to throw my entire sofa at the TV. Like Bonneh people seem unable to understand the concept of someone having an accent and all think he calls himself 'Spoyral'
Jonathan (OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLACK) Hmmm a bouncer. I would like to see him at some point refusing to leave the house and having a fight with BB's own bouncers, but I suspect he will be dull as fuck.
Did Ash call him Leeroy at one point? ?!!!.... !
That Twat In The Shirt With The Stupid Tattoo (OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GAY) - I hate him. I hate the fact that he proudly tried to make us think he was A) a walking contradiction and B) intelligent. Everybody defines themselves as a walking contradiction (and 'sensitive'... everyone!), twunt face. Mentioning a poet does nothing to combat the fact that you are appearing on Big Brother and are thus a fool of the highest order. He needs to Know Himself. I hated his shirt too.
The Scouser (OH MY GOD YOU'RE LISA) Noooooo nooooo it's Lisa and Bonneh combined. Didn't she manage to totally not notice the barred off main door and instead start doing her hair in the mirror before the creepy little guy ushered her in?
The Nightmare (OH MY GOD YOU'RE LIZA TARBUCK ON CRACK) Words fail me, only a half-hour sequence of spasmodically violent full body jerks performed on a bare stage in a small theatre to an audience of style-supplement reading hoobs can fully express my pain.
I kind of don't want to watch this new house, I felt comfortable with my own assortment of main-house jesters. If they just show bits with Aisleyne that's alright... oh and as for the twists, BB has twisted so far up its own arse this time they're going to have to be explaining the rules to the viewers every five bloody minutes.
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Post by JJ on Jul 1, 2006 11:52:20 GMT
I don't like them. They're going to ruin a good Big Brother because they just piss me off (but Jennie and Michael seem like the most bearable). Get them OUT!
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Post by Geo on Jul 1, 2006 12:36:08 GMT
I dont like Johnathon at all..Hes as dull as a puddle of mud on a pig farm.
And hes also suffering from very short term memory loss.
"Im here to show not all bouncers are slags"
"Im very very very sexually active, goto work and pull a few birds"
"Gay men always approach me"
"The only gay men ive seen have been on tv"
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Post by David Hunter on Jul 1, 2006 12:38:35 GMT
I quite like the fact the new gay one has a normal shaped body. (ie pudgy and a bit flabby). Most gay men on telly are all muscle bound or under 9 stones.
You been on holidays George?
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Post by mackenzie on Jul 1, 2006 12:41:01 GMT
I like Jonothan, he's lovely. It's time they had someone normal & nice in there fore a change.
The other four are hideous.
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Post by Geo on Jul 1, 2006 12:42:24 GMT
Oh no, But I wish I had been on holiday. Im afraid its the curse of not having proper interweb access until the weekend..Thats when they let me out of my padded cell you see.
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Post by Joel on Jul 1, 2006 13:47:51 GMT
They're all skanks.
I thought Spiral said his name was 'Squirrel' at first, which pleased me immensely.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jul 1, 2006 14:54:39 GMT
The last one in, the Liza Tarbuck one, is horrible. Why did they choose a noisy bitch like her to go into the SECRET house. Hasn't she broken her bed as well by jumping on it? Fat bitch.
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Post by Nicholas on Jul 1, 2006 16:03:22 GMT
The last one in, the Liza Tarbuck one, is horrible. Why did they choose a noisy bitch like her to go into the SECRET house. Hasn't she broken her bed as well by jumping on it? Fat bitch. I keep thinking she's Jennifer Saunders parodying somebody loud and fat. |
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Jul 1, 2006 17:31:54 GMT
Jonathan (OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLACK) Hmmm a bouncer. I would like to see him at some point refusing to leave the house and having a fight with BB's own bouncers, but I suspect he will be dull as fuck. Did Ash call him Leeroy at one point? ?!!!.... ! On BBBM, a geezer in the audience said "I like Winston.... eh sorry... Leeroy." As Russell told him, it's just as well the audience guy who said it was black. Bin-bag wearing Liza Tarbuck aside, I rather like the new lot. I so hope that Ash gets it on with Jonathan. |
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Post by WhiteNoiseMaker on Jul 1, 2006 21:03:57 GMT
That Twat In The Shirt With The Stupid Tattoo (OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GAY) - I hate him. I hate the fact that he proudly tried to make us think he was A) a walking contradiction and B) intelligent. Everybody defines themselves as a walking contradiction (and 'sensitive'... everyone!), twunt face. Mentioning a poet does nothing to combat the fact that you are appearing on Big Brother and are thus a fool of the highest order. He needs to Know Himself. I hated his shirt too. I quite like him now (course the old switcheroo after initial violent reactions to audition tape/house entry is a classic Big Brother viewer behaviour pattern... at least, it is in the case of this viewer), only for him getting really annoyed at Spoyral suddenly asking him inane questions about his sex life within five minutes of meeting him. Bravo I cry! 'Talk to me about anything' cried Spoyral, to which the only sensible answer is 'No.' As for Tarbuck, jesus, we really have had enough screaming freaks on this show already. Hopefully next time she breaks something it'll be from jumping on the floor and she will disappear down the resultant big hole, never to be seen again. |
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Post by ruthie on Jul 1, 2006 22:47:25 GMT
That Jayne woman is terrifying. I'm all for life not stopping once you have kids, but she (like Lea) has a child whose about eleven - that audition tape was just wrong, the poor child is never going to live it down.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jul 2, 2006 0:13:33 GMT
Jenny is the only housemate I've fancied this year.
Saying that there's eight or so weeks left so there could be someone else coming soon.
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Post by xenomaniac on Jul 2, 2006 0:38:54 GMT
Jenny is the only housemate I've fancied this year. Saying that there's eight or so weeks left so there could be someone else coming soon. If they carry on at the rate they have then they'll be 14 new housemates by the final. |
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Post by David Hunter on Jul 2, 2006 22:55:52 GMT
Has Michael been on another show? I know his face from somewhere and I doubt it's downstairs in 79CXR
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jul 2, 2006 22:59:04 GMT
Yes I recognise him too. I thought maybe it was becuase he's a gay student from London and so am I.
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Post by frap on Jul 3, 2006 0:51:45 GMT
He's shaved off his beard now. Looks completely different.
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Post by David Hunter on Jul 3, 2006 10:50:16 GMT
Someone told me he'd been on 'Bank of Mum and Dad' - I only saw a few of those so don't know. Can anyone confirm?
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Post by parsnip on Jul 3, 2006 16:32:41 GMT
Someone told me he'd been on 'Bank of Mum and Dad' - I only saw a few of those so don't know. Can anyone confirm? I has had a quick snifferoo around the BBC website for this program and there is no 'Michael' there. check for yourself: www.bbc.co.uk/entertainment/bankofmumanddad/although 'Andrew' bears more than a passing resemblance to him.   |
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Post by 1stpoofinspace on Jul 3, 2006 19:36:52 GMT
Has Michael been on another show? I know his face from somewhere and I doubt it's downstairs in 79CXR Ha, I recognise him from my old sixth form in Huddersfield. Didn't know him that well, though we had the odd friend in common... I had a massive crush, quite sad really. He was a total A-Gay back then, whilst I was quite the Rubbish Gay. A mate pointed out that he had a massive arse, but I like massive arses. Is that so wrong? He's into Kabballah, I note. Yeah, he's the type. |
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Post by David Hunter on Jul 3, 2006 22:48:06 GMT
I'm really not liking Spiral or Spirograph or whatever his made up name is.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jul 3, 2006 22:56:56 GMT
He has lost most of his appeal since shaving off the beard. I can still see Richard trying to poke him though.
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Post by xenomaniac on Jul 3, 2006 23:32:01 GMT
He's into Kabballah, I note. Yeah, he's the type. He's into Kabballah *and* Buddism. My Grandfather would kick his ass for that, if he wasn't a Buddist. |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jul 4, 2006 0:14:46 GMT
I bet he's into Kabbalah - It means "reception" in Hebrew.
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Post by zaffra on Jul 4, 2006 9:53:39 GMT
Michael always seems to be staring and frowning at everybody - he better be careful the wind will change. I like it when he said he really liked Jayne because "she reminded me of that woman off Gimme Gimme Gimme". Not really what you'd say to someone if you wanted to be their friend.  Linda La Hughes |
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