The Triumphant Return Of Nikki?

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

She had the hair of a madwoman. What had she done to it? Half of it was kind of backcombed, it looked awful. I think that the producers must have been shitting themselves when she didn't do her performing monkey bit, but instead showed a glimpse of the true depths of her mental illness. I have to say as well: she doesn't look like she's entirely over her anorexia. She's incredibly thin and ill-looking. I'm not sure she'll be able to hold a post-BB career together. If she goes completely downhill psychologically, I hope she goes to town on Endomol. That would be some form of justice at least.

[Steven]

Now that Project Aisleyne: Winner of BB is over, can Justice For Nikki: Save Her From Herself (And Endemol) be our new project? I do feel sorry for her in a weird way: yes, she's a petulant child in desperate need of counselling and some assertiveness training, but it can't be entirely her fault, can it?

[Sean]

I felt kind of sorry for Nikki when she was evicted. It has never been clearer that she was simply too fragile to go in there in the first place.

I know it's been said umpteen times but seriously, how the fuck did a 37 year old 'unemployable' man with a documented history of poor mental health, a teenaged pre-op transexual, an uber touchy girl-woman who has been anorexic since she was eight, and a woman who has spent ridiculous amounts of money on mutilating herself whilst battling through abusive relationships and with major self esteem issues, get into that house on the first place?

Every year the producers push it a little bit more. On Big Brother 2014 expect a serial rapist with high-larious issues with women (cackle as he leers at the promo girls showering whilst caressing his special friend Mr Knife!!), a feral woman raised by wolves until in her mid twenties (marvel at those explosions with the fur strewn scat porn diva!), and a terminally ill cancer patient (weep at the heart wrenching descent into bedridden misery! Don't miss 'Tumour Watch' on BBLB with the laugh ridden legend that is Alex Zane!)

[WhiteNoiseMaker]

yizzomk2 said:

(cackle as he leers at the promo girls showering whilst caressing his special friend Mr Knife!!)

I've got fifty quid on Mr Knife winning it. I'm also expecting a child prostitute and a terminator.

In Holland they already had that pregnant woman smoking through the pregnancy then giving birth on the show.

[Steven]

whitenoisemaker said:

In Holland they already had that pregnant woman smoking through the pregnancy then giving birth on the show.

Given that Davina's pregnant during the show every couple of years, I bet next time she's up the Hilary Duff they'll stick her in there for the summer.

Also, there'll be a corpse in the house that year, and the corpse (we'll call him Jeremy) will win.