4 New Men!

[Cherubic]

Is Brian slow, in a clinical sense?

"So this Shakespeare bloke, did he like direct, Romeo and Juliet"

Where do they find these people?

[David Hunter]

cherubic said:

Is Brian slow, in a clinical sense?

"So this Shakespeare bloke, did he like direct, Romeo and Juliet"

Where do they find these people?

I think it's an act. No one could be that stupid. The girls are trying the Nikki thing in the diary room. Brian seems to be trying the Jade route. Surely that's not typical of an Essex education?
When Seany and Laura were doing the bit about having no electricity in Wales you could tell he was pretending to believe it.

[Cherubic]

Now he's pissed himself. That's some pretense.

[smellslikesomeghost]

I did assume that he was pretending when he was doing all that Shakespeare who he geezer gubbins, now to' I'm not so sure. He wet himself after one can of cider and some water ON NATIONAL TELEVISION lest we forget. Now I find myself concerned that he may actually be o such limited intelligence that he could be totally shafted by his BB experience. Billi on the other hand has become my favourite housemate. I do like plotting folk who announce that they are playing the game, plus, yum.

[thelovelykate]

Billi still seems a bit dull to me and I don't like his hair. That said I do enjoy how him and Ziggy are taking their struggle for power VERY, VERY seriously. Neither of them seem to have noticed that Liam has already stolen the role of house alpha male.

[Greg]

I've just watched the Jamelia video on youTube and couldn't see Billi anywhere. The impression he gives is that he's a starring role but I'm afraid that I blinked and missed him.

[David Hunter]

Why is Billi so stressed about getting the straightners? Wasn't he chemically straightened* before he entered the house?

*This is not a Nazi homosexual treatment involving ECT.

[Gordon]

I have actually been chemically straightened myself, which I now think is like a commission thing for hairdressers because my scalp went all scabby with it.

I think Brian would look so much better if he would shave all his hair off.

[Rad]

Everyone in that house seems to hate Billi, don't they?

I liked Grace Dent's assessment of him:

I wish Chanelle would slope off with Billi. She obviously thinks he's ridiculously good-looking. Which he's not, he's like Gonzo from the Muppets let loose in River Island for men.

[al]

Chemical straightening is the way forward. Because (a) my hair is thick and curly and Irish and no amount of products will tame the bloody thing, and (b) cos I can't be bollocksed with straighteners. I've burnt my scalp a couple of times too, Sunset Bitch, but I've mastered the process now, thankfully.

Back on topic, that Grace Dent comment did make me chuckle, but I much preferred her earlier observation of how Billi's hair looks like a child's Dora The Explorer dress-up wig.

[pauliepoos]

OMG! Jonathan is going to walk!! Or waddle.

[Rad]

meh. Can he take all the rest of them with him?

[David Hunter]

Just how camp is Brian when he's in that diary room!

[Rad]

Anyone see Billi's mum on BBLB today? Shes really glam and looks very young. Prettier than her son, anyway.

And how come Billi and Charley are all TL4E these days?

[frapperia]

I'm actually sad Billi's gone. I'd rather Tracey, shes pretty useless. Billi and Charley made me laugh with their campaign against Ziggy and Chanelle.

[MoondialSlater]

frapperia said:

Billi and Charley made me laugh with their campaign against Ziggy and Chanelle.

Unless something major happens this week Chanelle & Ziggy are really going to piss me off with their smugness over the next 7 days. Especially since they're both trying to get the house to vote the way they want.

Though I did enjoy the mixed eviction chants of "Get Charley Out" and "Keep Charley In" with no-one else getting a look in.