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Post by Steven on Mar 14, 2007 14:06:07 GMT
Did you hit the high note?
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Mar 14, 2007 14:19:52 GMT
I have a webcam. Where does that lead? Down a long, lonely and sexually explicit road, usually. I explained this to him in the chat room, he claimed genuine ignorance.... I think he needs to be initiated into the world of Gaydar
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Post by LoveMusic on Mar 14, 2007 14:40:17 GMT
Did you hit the high note? Extremely Well
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Post by jamie on Mar 14, 2007 15:58:17 GMT
Down a long, lonely and sexually explicit road, usually. I explained this to him in the chat room, he claimed genuine ignorance.... I think he needs to be initiated into the world of Gaydar No thanks. It's not my sorta place. I went once on it and it was horrific.
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Post by Adrian on Mar 14, 2007 16:51:37 GMT
Jamie, don't be so rash to discount gaydar! You can have quite a lot of fun with it, you know.
There's puzzles: working out what exactly BDSM stands for! Visual games: you can play not-match-the-cock-to-the-man. Word games: deciphering hi mt wt y up2 2nit wnt sum fck fun?
And other such games.
Also you might get a shag too. Which is always nice.
A
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Post by Steven on Mar 14, 2007 17:02:09 GMT
Also you might get a shag too. Which is always nice. A disgruntled former user of gaydar writes: not always.
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Mar 14, 2007 18:28:09 GMT
I explained this to him in the chat room, he claimed genuine ignorance.... I think he needs to be initiated into the world of Gaydar Jamie claims genuine ignorance of most things.
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Post by somethingbiblical on Mar 14, 2007 18:40:17 GMT
It's going to be full of prowlers asking for cam2cam I can tell. Yes, that means you, somethingbiblical! I left my webcam in your mum's bedroom.
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Post by [james] on Mar 14, 2007 18:43:25 GMT
It's going to be full of prowlers asking for cam2cam I can tell. Yes, that means you, somethingbiblical! I left my webcam in your mum's bedroom. Haha, on one hand that's a sassy comeback. On the other? A confession of lesbian voyeurism on your behalf.
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Post by somethingbiblical on Mar 14, 2007 18:46:11 GMT
I left my webcam in your mum's bedroom. Haha, on one hand that's a sassy comeback. On the other? A confession of lesbian voyeurism on your behalf. Like bad looks in your family, lesbianism runs in mine.
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Post by Ugly Netty on Mar 14, 2007 19:01:22 GMT
Jamie claims genuine ignorance of most things. I can't believe he's still peddling that same old routine!
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Post by Nicholas on Mar 14, 2007 20:04:06 GMT
Jamie, don't be so rash to discount gaydar! You can have quite a lot of fun with it, you know. There's puzzles: working out what exactly BDSM stands for! Visual games: you can play not-match-the-cock-to-the-man. Word games: deciphering hi mt wt y up2 2nit wnt sum fck fun?And other such games. Also you might get a shag too. Which is always nice. A Oh it's the wordplay that's best: what exactly does "looking for Mr Right" mean? It's like a real cryptic crossword but it would appear to mean "shagging everything that moves until I am too worn out to get out of bed, then I will have found Mr Right". Ooops. Cynic.
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Post by pauliepoos on Mar 14, 2007 20:45:47 GMT
A strict points system should be devised for gaydar profiles.
Do you like a wild night out with your mates as much as a night in with a dvd and a bottle of wine? Minus 2 points.
Do you work hard and play hard? Minus 2 points.
Fed up of timewasters? Minus 5 points.
Looking for more than a one night stand at the same time as showing off photos of your cock? Minus 5 points (minus an extra point if said cock comes with hideously untidy pubic hair)
Straight acting with Bette Davis as your favourite actress? Fuck off back under that rock.
I don't have a gaydar profile anymore.
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Post by Nicholas on Mar 14, 2007 22:02:42 GMT
minus an extra point if said cock comes with hideously untidy pubic hair. Er - OCD Paul?
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Post by Steven on Mar 14, 2007 22:06:47 GMT
If someone could specify how much untidiness is permissable in one's pubic hair, I'd be grateful. Just so I don't get paranoid without good reason.
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Post by pauliepoos on Mar 14, 2007 22:18:34 GMT
There's isn't an exact science, but I think most people know a ragman's coat when they see one.
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Post by David Hunter on Mar 14, 2007 23:21:34 GMT
No thanks. It's not my sorta place. I went once on it and it was horrific. You must have happened across bertiebadger.
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Post by boxedjoy on Mar 15, 2007 10:07:09 GMT
My favourite thing about Gaydar is that men in their 50s send me messages in the genuine hope that they are "in there."
I'm 19.
I hope I'm not a messy-pubed undersexed borderline paedo when I get to that age.
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Post by klee on Mar 15, 2007 10:44:32 GMT
Ah, the Orange Catalogue (as we call Gaydar in our house).... So-called because it's like home-shopping for cock and there are artificial fibres as far as the eye can see.
'Timewasters' is generally spelt as 'TIMEWASTERRRRZZZZ'
No pictures of profilee, but one of Gavin Henson saying "This isn't me, but it's what I like. LOL!" Good luck, but I wouldn't hold your breath for fear of asphyxiation
Profile names including the word 'lad' when the profilee is about 40.
"I'm sorry but I don't fancy Asians. No offence, that's just what I like." Where have they been getting diversity training: Jade Goody's house?
'Genuine guy' - as opposed to a counterfeit one, like a dodgy £20 note?
'I think I have a lot to offer' - 'I am a whiny, passive aggressive weirdo with no social skills. Love me love me love me.'
Lamentably enough I still have a gaydar profile. And I use it. Oh, woe.
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Mar 15, 2007 10:53:06 GMT
Then there's the messages one can expect to receive:
"i no ur in a relationship bt do u do cam2cam?"
"ur well fit shame uv got a boyf"
And one I genuinely recieved once off an old(er) man
"You've got a lovely facial bone structure, I'd love to draw you x x"
Needless to say I didn't give him the opportunity to use his HB lead
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Post by Adrian on Mar 15, 2007 10:59:46 GMT
I was all set to go around to some pervy 40 year old's house so he'd draw me. I was quite excited about having a nice picture of myself.
I never did go for some reason. I think someone came along and offered me cock instead.
A
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Post by klee on Mar 15, 2007 11:13:40 GMT
I was all set to go around to some pervy 40 year old's house so he'd draw me. I was quite excited about having a nice picture of myself. =Insert joke about Adrian getting some lead in his pencil here= The best gaydar profile I've EVER seen was someone who called himself 'jamiethechair'. He was a furniture fetishist who got off through people sitting on him as though he was a chair. I almost messaged him to ask whether he knew three other chair fetishists and someone who loved being a table so that I could hold a dinner party on them. It would've been a conversation piece, if nothing else.
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Post by Michael on Mar 15, 2007 11:41:15 GMT
I think Gaydar counts as proper lowculture and is worthy of its own thread.
xMichael
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Post by [james] on Mar 15, 2007 13:16:24 GMT
The best gaydar profile I've EVER seen was someone who called himself 'jamiethechair'. He was a furniture fetishist who got off through people sitting on him as though he was a chair. I almost messaged him to ask whether he knew three other chair fetishists and someone who loved being a table so that I could hold a dinner party on them. It would've been a conversation piece, if nothing else. Ah but it would be quite painful for them if you knock over the fondue set.
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Mar 15, 2007 13:25:28 GMT
From what I've heard those sort of people are usually into another sort of fondue
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