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Post by Gordon on Jul 5, 2007 13:03:38 GMT
I once had a dream I was Cher and I gave Father Antonio from Sunset Beach a blow-job on the top of a lamp post as we walked by the beach. Needless to say it was a wet dream, and must have been anytime between 1997-2000 although I am guessing it would have been some time after Believe was out.
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Post by [james] on Jul 5, 2007 13:15:34 GMT
I once had a dream I was Cher and I gave Father Antonio from Sunset Beach a blow-job on the top of a lamp post as we walked by the beach. Needless to say it was a wet dream, and must have been anytime between 1997-2000 although I am guessing it would have been some time after Believe was out. Wow, the first lowculture wet dream! Believe was out in 1998 I think.
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Post by mcflooze on Jul 6, 2007 8:55:14 GMT
Last night I dreamed that I was at Live Earth, except it was tiny and held in a church hall. The Spice Girls were performing and Posh told me off for taking her photo. Then I went swimming with Mel C who told me how she used to be pretty.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jul 6, 2007 16:49:34 GMT
Ooh I had one about the Macro Lol things. It's quite sketchy but everyone was getting ones on magnets posted through their letter boxes. All of them were about family/friends/randoms yet I was all happy because the one I got was about Geri Halliwell eating chocolate cake out of George Michael's bin.
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Post by fused on Jul 6, 2007 17:53:39 GMT
I once dreamed I was in a hotel room with Kim Cattrall. She was bossing lots of people about and making diva demands. She showed me a dress she wanted to wear that was made entirely of water and then had a blazing row with a canary in a cage.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Jul 9, 2007 10:03:01 GMT
A few nights ago I dreamed that I got Chantelle and Preston back together! Strange, as I have very little interest in either of them. I can't remember what I did/said to reconcile them though.
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Post by Gordon on Jul 9, 2007 17:38:59 GMT
A few nights ago I dreamed that I got Chantelle and Preston back together! Strange, as I have very little interest in either of them. I can't remember what I did/said to reconcile them though. "There's a spot available on Davina's couch programme, do you want it or not?"?
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Post by Steven on Jul 9, 2007 19:40:03 GMT
I had a dream last night that my friend and I were on Strictly Come Dancing, despite the fact that neither of us is (a) famous or (b) a professional dancer. We weren't very good, but managed to avoid getting voted off. For some reason, all the couples were dancing at the same time and they were all dancing to songs from the High School Musical soundtrack. (Damn, my dreams are queer.) Oh, and her back was so badly sunburnt that her skin kept sliding off in my hands, which isn't lowculture but is just an interesting bit of background colour.
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Post by El Capitan on Jul 11, 2007 15:33:17 GMT
I had an LC influenced dream the other night. I wasn't sent to Charing Cross station to buy milk (Bear in mind I've only been to London a couple of times and I've never been on the underground) and the alien ships from Independence Day were all over the show, and when I got to the gift shop I didn't have enough money for the milk anyway. Anyhow, me and my friends ended up fleeing the aliens and went to Spain, but in order to avoid being papped, we disguised ourselves as shit celebrities and I got in a strop cos I was Tommy Vance, and everybody else had living celebrities (Even though the only other one I can distinctly remember is Barbara Cartland)
My dreams are usually fucked up but this one involved celebs so I thought I'd share.
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Post by Cherubic on Jul 11, 2007 22:26:35 GMT
I dreamt I went ice climbing with Toady and Angie Rebecki.
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Post by raspberry on Jul 11, 2007 22:42:50 GMT
I had a strange House and Hollyoaks cross-over dream wherein House was using his diagnostic power to discern if Cuddy had been date-raped by Officer Boring-time.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Jul 18, 2007 15:31:35 GMT
I've been having a lot of pop star dreams this week. On Sunday night I was drumming for Nirvana but left due to musical differences (I felt they were too 'rock' and I wanted to pursue more of a twee indie direction).
Last night's was great though. George Michael (circa 1985) was my older brother and he bought me and my parents a holiday in Ecuador. We had a rubbish time though, as my parents hate being anywhere foreign.
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Post by Tacye Marley on Jul 20, 2007 10:42:29 GMT
My dreams still haven't moved on from Doctor Who, last night I was sitting next to Mama Jones in a theatre watching a godawful student drama project.
It was actually quite a scary dream because I somehow managed to incur a lifetime ban at Lowculture...
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Post by thelovelykate on Jul 21, 2007 12:54:20 GMT
I had a three-show cross over dream last night! The deceased LockJaw Twins from Hollyoaks were in Big Brother but then someone they knew outside died and their mum (from Hollyoaks) came to get them. I was there for a bit and asked the mum if we could keep Justin (I didn't actually see Justin in my dream though). She gave me an evil look as if I were a paedo like Becca and said no. Then Davina appeared and said two housemates had to go and choose some new housemates. So Ziggy and Liam went to a studio were there were loads of people dancing about in the style of DanceX. Davina turned into Arlene Phillips and said Ziggy and Liam had to choose the two best singers and dancers to be in Big Brother. For some reason while doing this important judging Ziggy and Liam were only wearing very small boxer shorts.
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Post by gravedigger on Jul 22, 2007 19:09:43 GMT
Very ordinary, but somehow very strange dream last night in which I was having tea with the actor who played Geoffrey from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Not actual Geoffrey, just the actor.
I kept asking him what it was like to act opposite Will Smith, and he seemed oddly reluctant to answer.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jul 22, 2007 19:19:56 GMT
Oh my, I had this one were i was a Transformer. However, I was shit one because I went between being a human and a bench.
It was told in a really weird way, and the dream was me being visitted by some sort of Nun who reminded me (I'd forgotten you see) that I used to be a fulltime bench in her church yard, before transforming between the two for a while, before deciding to be a fulltime human.
I do feel this would make a marvellous feature film.
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Post by Tacye Marley on Jul 22, 2007 19:29:21 GMT
Oh my, I had this one were i was a Transformer. However, I was shit one because I went between being a human and a bench. Karma I think is due for you making me laugh when I've had a godawful day...
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Post by Adrian on Jul 25, 2007 7:19:07 GMT
I had a dream last night that I saw the Queen and Prince Philip shopping in Boots!
Michael Palin wandered through also. Her Maj was looking at Barbour jackets (in Boots).
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Jul 25, 2007 10:34:34 GMT
I actually had a dream which involved the lowculture messageboard itself!!!
I dreamt I was staying at (crusty old 70s rocker) Peter Frampton's house and went for a shower. Bizarrely, a naked Dave Grohl walked in as he hadn't realised I was in there. He made a swift exit, but my first thought (still in the dream) was "oh I must PM smellslikesomeghost to tell her, as he was number one in her top ten of men!" He actually looked quite nice naked, so I can understand where's she's coming from.
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Post by schmindie on Aug 3, 2007 23:33:49 GMT
I had a dream recently where I was in New York with half the cast of Friends (circa the time Rachel had lovely poker-straight hair) only there had been some weird disaster and there was carnage and rubble everywhere. I was stood on the top of some half-crumbled building with Ross, Rachel etc when all of a sudden Finn from Hollyoaks/Abs from Casualtty appeared and gave me the nicest, nicest cuddle ever. He appeared again near the end of the dream and it got a bit indecent as far as I can remember.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 6, 2007 16:15:43 GMT
I have been having so many fucked up dreams over the past week or so. Lowculture ones being:
- Dermot O'Leary on a hairdressers stool presenting the X Factor, but in a completely CGI studio, which is very small. Then the graphics all break down and he doesn't know what to say to pad it out so just starts spinning around on the stool and making everyone clap a beat. - Rihanna going to prison and being hated by the inmates, so she does this impression of a mad fat Afro-Caribbean lady with a big mouth talking on the telephone (but she uses a banana) to make all the other lady prisones like her. This is really popular and then Tanya off Big Brother 4 (I didn't even know I remembered her) did the same impression while she was in the house. - Finally I had a really brief one involving Judy Finnegan in a motorbike's sidecar trying to get me to help her put out some Bush fires. Sadly that's all I remember. It wasn't Richard driving the motorbike though.
We think it's a side effect of the malaria medication. I'd recommend them to anyone.
EDIT: I forgot the one about Lynette being axed from Desperate HOusewives. Oddly, the actress lives in an exact replica of Lynette's house and is even married to Tom Scavo.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Sept 6, 2007 16:36:32 GMT
I had a weird dream a few nights ago, also including Rihanna. For some programme, Rihanna had been challenged to become a member of Girls Aloud, and had to perform Something Kinda Oooh with them. The performance was in front of the old Wembley Stadium, and they did this dance routine but on this really long stone staircase, like the Odessa Steps or something, and they dance while going down and accross the stairs. Rihanna had her cast on as well.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 7, 2007 8:53:54 GMT
Earlier this morning I was pushing a small trolley round a petrol station shop with a mate trying to buy food for some sort of tour wrap party that the Spice Girls were having. There was a single file queue around the shop, containing (separately) Geri and Mel C. Oddly it was only Mel C that we stopped to chat with. I can't remember what she said but she was leant up against the ice cream freezer and was really nice. Progressing round the shop we decided to only buy food that the Spice Girls or (mainly) the Beckhams had advertised at some point. We then got angry because there were no Cadbury's biscuits other than chocolate fingers.
Fuck knows why we didn't buy chocolate fingers. That was quite a tedious dream actually. I will keep any more I have whilst still on these pills to myself, don't worry.
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Post by Tacye Marley on Sept 12, 2007 19:11:44 GMT
A few days ago I dreamt that Simon Cowell was my supervisor at work. But instead of polishing the cutlery I had to polish five pence pieces. Just 5ps, he wouldn't let me touch the ten pence pieces.
What this says about my financial situation genuinely upsets me.
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Post by coxy1979 on Sept 13, 2007 19:27:49 GMT
I dreamt that I lived in the servant's quarters of a castle owned by Amy Winehouse - therefore she was my landlady.
Because she couldn't smoke in the castle, she kept coming to our house to smoke in our kitchen. Because she was sorry, she kept buying us a kitten every time she came round, and we had so many we had to tell her to stop as our house smelt of cat wee.
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