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Post by somethingbiblical on Dec 16, 2007 10:42:29 GMT
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Dec 16, 2007 12:56:55 GMT
Merry Christmas Raspberry! I opted for stylish retro fun for you, since you seem a bit cool. So: + And, all it took was a letter explaining your love and a stamped addressed envelope:
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Post by Becky on Dec 16, 2007 14:11:49 GMT
To Cherubic, Merry Christmas! Love Becky xx
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Post by Cherubic on Dec 16, 2007 14:40:23 GMT
Lovemusic: Because I've been sick and drunk all week, I haven't had time to go to the imaginery shops. So I made you this vat off mulled wine. Finish it soon, or I'll drink it for you.
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Post by Muinimula on Dec 16, 2007 14:51:55 GMT
To dear Schmindie, With love and Christmas sparkles, Muinimula xxx Present 1:Pepper spray in the shape of a fountain pen, to protect you from Hollyoaks rape!> contains 8 one-second bursts of personal security > cleverly disguised as an everyday item > sprays a distance of 6-8 feet > this pen won't write, but it may save your life! Present 2:Sheet music for Australian soap classics!Includes... > Craig McLachlan ~ Mona > Stefan Dennis ~ Don't It Make You Feel Good > Home And Away ~ 1987 TV Theme Enjoy!
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Post by jode* on Dec 16, 2007 17:46:38 GMT
Somethingbiblical: I got most of my gifts from etsy.com this year and couldn't resist these little gems 'specially for you: A yeti badge! An anatomical penis light switch cover! And a Mighty Boosh necklace. Although I hope a boosh mad fashionista like yourself doesn't already have one!! Enjoy and a very merry christmas xxxx
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Post by Bungle on Dec 16, 2007 17:54:11 GMT
Junky, We have to lower the tone for you, of course. So this is a little NSFW: So now you can stop complaining about not finding all the scally porn you want.
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Post by xenomaniac on Dec 16, 2007 18:02:44 GMT
Dear BoxedJoy. I wasn't sure what to get so decided to give you what I always wanted but cruelly never received. Happy Christmas! Its a Mr Frosty!
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Dec 16, 2007 18:04:10 GMT
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Post by jamiek on Dec 16, 2007 20:14:24 GMT
Miss MacKenzie, Merry Christmas and seasons greetings from me. You proved difficult to shop for but I decided on a mixture of practical and just plain lovely items. May your rainy days always be brightened with this LED lit umbrella. You shall be forever under the stars. Next time your brother comes round, have him set this up on the floor. That way, it will be your carpet he voms and pisses on and not your flatmates bed. You can avoid a weekend of worry and deception! Just in case though. Who says going to the lav means you need switch off your brain? Now you shall never be bored again - made a mistake? Worry ye not, you can get rid of it with your skidmarks! Merry, merry Christmas and have a blast at New Year. I have a sneaky bonus present because mine was so amazing, so here for Ugly Netty is Kevin McKidd and James Purefoy at their bumming each other best. Nothing like a nice story about a straight guy going gay and then a gay guy going straight to drive home the Christmas message: it's better to give than receive...and the receive then give...and then change back again.
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Post by Becky on Dec 16, 2007 20:20:02 GMT
Becky, have lots of FUN this Christmas Rxxx Please note: the following is the official photo and blurb: 'Neighbours Fun Pack consists of: - Neighbours Cooler
- Pen
- Keyring
- Fridge magnet
A fun gift for all'. Thank you very much Rad!
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Post by somethingbiblical on Dec 17, 2007 1:11:24 GMT
I love you, Jode*. I genuinely want that necklace.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Dec 17, 2007 12:15:47 GMT
To Ugly Netty... a gift that just keeps on giving. A tasteful costume for you, or perhaps a significant other, to wear while re-enacting saucy historical shenanigans: I'd suggest better sandals though. Those ones just aren't historically accurate. (And for £14.99 I'm guessing that's not real gold either.) Have an ace Christmas Audrey xxxx
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Post by Lisa on Dec 17, 2007 13:20:38 GMT
Happy Christmas Audrey, I hope that Santa is good to you! xxAn autographed photo of the beautiful T-Bag to make all your winter days sunny: A beautiful reminder of historical Crumlin - home of the Pot Noodle of course - so that you always remember your moniker roots! Edit: sorry to everyone else that it's taking up so much room but my spoiler tag won't work with images. Sorry if it ruined the unwrapping suprise Audrey!
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Post by coxy1979 on Dec 17, 2007 14:52:21 GMT
Dearest JetSet Willy I don't know you from Adam, but my imaginary £15 has provided you with: A lovely Michelle Pfeiffer/Catwoman action figure and a copy of How To Marry A Millionaire, as you seem to like the M&S harpies....
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Post by Rad on Dec 17, 2007 15:34:12 GMT
Thanks Sean. Su is just what every girl needs.
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Post by pauliepoos on Dec 17, 2007 17:25:26 GMT
Rory, thank you so much for giving me two sacks full for Christmas.
A gift of warmth is truly a gift of love.
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Post by smellslikesomeghost on Dec 17, 2007 17:55:08 GMT
Dear muinimula, Happy Christmas honey! For your delectation, your enjoyment, for your festive thrill: Just ideal for you to sing along to. Also as I found the actual costumes to be way more expensive than my budget, I have resorted to this. Enjoy!
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Dec 17, 2007 17:56:38 GMT
Paul, I love it... She's going on top of my Christmas tree this year.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 17, 2007 20:17:27 GMT
My dear Robbing. A very Merry Christmas! I wanted to get you something which combined your travels with the spirit of lowculture, so I have come up with this vintage set of... ...Loose Women Matryoshka Dolls! ! BEST GIFT EVER! If only they were real. Thank you David! smellslikesomeghost: Merry Christmas and a Happy New YearThis is a mouse mat and coaster: And a keyring:
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Post by smellslikesomeghost on Dec 17, 2007 21:01:17 GMT
Oh! You hate me.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 17, 2007 22:07:25 GMT
It's topical and you are possibly Scottish.
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Post by pauliepoos on Dec 17, 2007 22:10:26 GMT
A bonnet!!!!! I've always wanted a bonnet! Thank you so much - you really are the bestest Christmas present giver ever!
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Post by Ugly Netty on Dec 18, 2007 8:05:14 GMT
Two presents! Aren't I a lucky girl?! Thanks JamieK, I didn't know that was out on DVD. Thank you so much, Audrey. I just need to decide whether I'm going to be Atia or Servillia in the role playing. Now I just need Ray Stevenson to make up the full set!
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Post by smellslikesomeghost on Dec 18, 2007 8:14:47 GMT
It's topical and you are possibly Scottish. I'm not Scottish! Oh well, I suppose it is the thought that counts...
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