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Post by pauliepoos on Aug 4, 2007 19:26:57 GMT
After Danielle Stelle comes a free Bananarama cd.
They're trying to convert us! But they won't succeed!
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 4, 2007 19:34:46 GMT
Poor the Ramas. They shouldn't have to be subjected to falling out of The Sunday Mail.
Perhaps it's part of their 2005 MASSIVE comeback, which I'm guessing is a slow-burn thing.
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Aug 5, 2007 0:10:35 GMT
One of them must have had a big gas bill or something.
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Post by shutupjudy on Aug 11, 2007 8:56:21 GMT
I love the sense of hysteria about all of their stories. If you claim benefits or live in a 15 mile radius of a council estate you have to be, to quote their favourite headline, "The Most Evil Man In Britain".
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 12, 2007 21:54:37 GMT
According to Saturday's Mail: If we sign up to the EU Constitution the Union Jack [sic] will be banned, we will have to give the Falklands to Argentina and French troops will be patrolling our streets. 1. That's not gonna happen. 2. I don't give a shit if it does.
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Post by longsnakemoan on Aug 23, 2007 17:02:36 GMT
The Express is awful. Diana was not murdered by the CIA and M15. She died because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt in a car driven by a pissed driver. True fact.
When people mention the Metro, is it the same Metro we have in Manchester which is free on buses because that no political bia at all. In fact everyone reads it because it's free and it takes the piss out of everything. Including the Daily Mail.
Anyway back on topic, the Daily Mail is awful. I read a column once stating is roundabout terms that any woman that did not want give birth was in fact a genetic freak and would be responsible for the downfall of Britain and probably global warming if you read between the lines enough.
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Post by Bungle on Nov 15, 2007 19:35:07 GMT
Saturday saw the 100th consecutive Madeleine McCann front cover for the Express.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2007 21:08:57 GMT
Saturday saw the 100th consecutive Madeleine McCann front cover for the Express. It's been a slow six months.
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Post by Gordon on Nov 16, 2007 10:39:52 GMT
I don't know what to do - my parents get the Express. There, I've said it. There's nothing to read in it except the Hope, Sue and what's-her-face cartoon beside the horoscopes.
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Post by Merce on Nov 16, 2007 11:18:03 GMT
I don't know what to do - my parents get the Express. There, I've said it. There's nothing to read in it except the Hope, Sue and what's-her-face cartoon beside the horoscopes. My parents get The Mail and The Express. If I'm visiting them on a Sunday they look most perturbed by my Sunday choices of The Observer and News Of The World.
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Post by Gordon on Nov 16, 2007 11:44:20 GMT
I don't know what to do - my parents get the Express. There, I've said it. There's nothing to read in it except the Hope, Sue and what's-her-face cartoon beside the horoscopes. My parents get The Mail and The Express. If I'm visiting them on a Sunday they look most perturbed by my Sunday choices of The Observer and News Of The World. I've taken to buying The Guardian or The Scotsman - I quite love Steve Fry's Dork Talk now that I've discovered it. I recently tore up one of our Sunday papers because they were dissing channel 4 with the headline, something like, "bla bla bla, GAY KISSES, bla bla bla" and they had to read it like Chandler slamming his door but more so.
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Post by pauliepoos on Dec 3, 2007 16:28:32 GMT
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Post by Ugly Netty on Dec 3, 2007 19:05:57 GMT
Jesus! You wouldn't leave the house looking like that, unless it was because you couldn't help it due to a genuine illness.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2007 22:14:34 GMT
Are you sure that's not Meg Matthews?
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Post by jetsetwilly on Dec 3, 2007 23:28:11 GMT
You have to admire the Mail's schadenfreude, in a sick way. It berates Joan Van Ark for her "shocking" appearance on the red carpet, then, a few paragraphs later, berates her for trying to be well lit and dieting so that she looks good. It appears that the only way she is allowed to look fantastic is if she emerges fully formed from the womb looking "naturally" stunning and eating a bacon sarnie. In which case they'll snap round and rip her to pieces for being a heffer like they did with (sexy, attractive) Nigella. Fucking cunts.
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Post by skillex on Dec 3, 2007 23:46:21 GMT
Saturday saw the 100th consecutive Madeleine McCann front cover for the Express. It's been a slow six months. But what about Diana? It surely can't be long until the Express somehow suggests the two events are somehow connected? I remember a year so ago Newsnight laughing at the Express' Diana fixation. Will have to see if it's on YouTube.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2007 3:29:04 GMT
The free gift DVD's make "FANTASTIC STOCKING FILLERS" apparently. That clearly must be a Daily Mail readers wet dream. The OK to give this crap as gifts so they can save their money so they can afford to buy food and supplies after the influx of rapist, psychotic asylum seekers take over the country and make the streets uninhabitable.
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Post by mackenzie on Dec 8, 2007 14:25:11 GMT
The free gift DVD's make "FANTASTIC STOCKING FILLERS" apparently. That clearly must be a Daily Mail readers wet dream. The OK to give this crap as gifts so they can save their money so they can afford to buy food and supplies after the influx of rapist, psychotic asylum seekers take over the country and make the streets uninhabitable. THANK YOU, DAILY MAIL!! There is a similar deal going on with The Sun newspaper, and some naff toy they are giving away and touting as "it looks great in a stocking!" Since when was it acceptable to give people Christmas presents that you got free from a 35p newspaper?
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 8, 2007 19:56:16 GMT
How cheap would you look giving someone a free DVD from a newspaper?
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Post by Mike on Dec 9, 2007 14:39:35 GMT
There is a similar deal going on with The Sun newspaper, and some naff toy they are giving away and touting as "it looks great in a stocking!" Since when was it acceptable to give people Christmas presents that you got free from a 35p newspaper? A mate of mine used to work in a holiday park, where he routinely turned down any requests from customers trying to book with vouchers given away in the Sun - because he didn't want 'scum' staying there. BRILLIANCE.
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Dec 9, 2007 15:00:44 GMT
There is a similar deal going on with The Sun newspaper, and some naff toy they are giving away and touting as "it looks great in a stocking!" Since when was it acceptable to give people Christmas presents that you got free from a 35p newspaper? A mate of mine used to work in a holiday park, where he routinely turned down any requests from customers trying to book with vouchers given away in the Sun - because he didn't want 'scum' staying there. BRILLIANCE. Doesn't sound so brilliant to me - in fact it sounds fairly unpleasant.
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Post by Mike on Dec 9, 2007 15:07:00 GMT
A mate of mine used to work in a holiday park, where he routinely turned down any requests from customers trying to book with vouchers given away in the Sun - because he didn't want 'scum' staying there. BRILLIANCE. Doesn't sound so brilliant to me - in fact it sounds fairly unpleasant. I felt kinda guilty for laughing at it too, to be honest. The guy in question is a bit of a snob. It was just a story that came out while we were swapping service-industry 'winding up the customers' anecdotes. I've done my fair share, but nothing in a similar vein.
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Post by somethingbiblical on Dec 9, 2007 17:20:44 GMT
This is my favourite one.
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Post by pauliepoos on Dec 29, 2007 21:30:01 GMT
This time, it's war. How DARE they write a hatchet piece questioning the niceness of Dame Julie Andrews. How fucking DARE they. www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=504991&in_page_id=1879Knowing what little I do about Dame Julie (and I worry David Hunter might take to his bed should he read this article) it really is a piece of badly researched hateful journalism. I was expecting to read that she was a suspect in the disappearance of Little Madeleine by the end of the article. And can we expect a "Julie Andrews is a cunt?" headline on digitalspy tomorrow?
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Post by Bungle on Dec 30, 2007 12:15:05 GMT
What a ridiculous advert for a new CD hatchet job. I'm sure she is a cow sometimes, but what's bizarre about that? I especially love how they make the release of this crappy CD sound like a philanthropic gesture rather than a way of making a quick buck off the back of her name.
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