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Post by sultenfuss on Apr 27, 2006 16:39:18 GMT
She was This Morning earlier discussing Coleen's transformation from chav to style icon. As ever she was a vision in 15 year old goth make up and dyke business suit. She really should have been drowned at birth.
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Post by LoveMusic on May 4, 2006 12:27:49 GMT
Her photo in the paper is at least 20 years out of date
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Post by sultenfuss on Jun 16, 2007 21:09:35 GMT
She's started criticising the fashion choices of the rich and famous quite frequently lately rather than just stealing stories from popjustice, every blog on the internet etc etc. Bitch thinks she Anna fucking Wintour.
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Post by coxy1979 on Jun 21, 2007 13:01:41 GMT
Her photo in the paper does not even look remotely photo-like - she's been airbrushed and photo-shopped so much.
I found her MySpace page once, which was a good read
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Post by LoveMusic on Jun 25, 2007 19:09:00 GMT
Her photo is beyond fake, she has skin paler than Nicole Kidman.
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Post by shutupjudy on Aug 11, 2007 8:58:51 GMT
To use her favourite quote.
I can exclusively reveal........................................... Victoria Newton has a face that resembles an 18th century antique chippendale sideboard.
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Post by Becky on Nov 26, 2007 9:20:34 GMT
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 26, 2007 9:25:11 GMT
Gordon Smart looks like a sleazy comedian playing a sleazy and heartless tabloid journalist in a sleazy and exploitative channel 5 sitcom.
I.e. he suits the job.
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 26, 2007 9:27:04 GMT
How do these people get jobs in the print media?
ALL change on Bizarre but it’s the same old routine for GIRLS ALOUD.
The reason for the latest liver punishment was KIMBERLEY WALSH’s 26th birthday do at London’s Burlington Club.
CHERYL COLE with hubby ASHLEY COLE gazumped Kim with the best outfit. You can’t deny she has cracking bangers.
A few years ago Chezza told me: “I’d never marry a f****** footballer.” I’m glad she kept her word.
By the look on her face it wasn’t just Ashley’s performance at Derby that was stinking on Saturday.
In the spirit of introducing myself – here’s my Girls Aloud order (no explanation needed): Chezza, NADINE, NICOLA, Kimberley and SARAH.
Fucking dreadful.
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Post by Steven on Nov 26, 2007 11:56:24 GMT
I refuse to believe any of these people really exist. They're the same as Peabrain who used to do the letters page in Fast Forward, right? He wasn't real either.
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Nov 26, 2007 12:04:02 GMT
I refuse to believe any of these people really exist. They're the same as Peabrain who used to do the letters page in Fast Forward, right? He wasn't real either. Of course Peabrain was real! In fact, he still works here - he's now publishing director of Top Gear.
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Nov 26, 2007 12:32:22 GMT
Are we expected to believe that Gordon is a heterosexual?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2007 13:27:10 GMT
He does look very familiar. Although I can't place him, at all. Has the Goth retired to her coffin then or will she pop up as Rebekkah Wades replacement after Max Clifford gets rid?
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Post by jetsetwilly on Nov 26, 2007 13:30:22 GMT
Are we expected to believe that Gordon is a heterosexual? He talked about Cheryl's CRACKING BANGERS. I am assuming this is some sort of breast reference. Definitive proof that he is heterosexual, and so no further debate is necessary.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Nov 26, 2007 16:49:56 GMT
That article is just a series of very loosely related sentences arranged above each other.
And ''CRACKING BANGERS'' ??!
My name is Nurse Dunkley. I read Gordon Smart's bizarre and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time?
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Post by al on Nov 26, 2007 17:04:49 GMT
Arf! A smidge of karma for your good self.
I know there's that whole stereotype of the blokey, brickie Sun reader, but seriously, "cracking bangers"? The irony is, I bet Gordon Smart is a public school snotbox who's never dropped a T in his life.
It genuinely depresses me that people like this can call themselves journalists. I personally would call them cunts before I'd call them journalists, but still...
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Post by Bridgey on Nov 26, 2007 20:37:05 GMT
He does look very familiar. Although I can't place him, at all. Has the Goth retired to her coffin then or will she pop up as Rebekkah Wades replacement after Max Clifford gets rid? Victoria's the new editor of features and entertainment in the Sun, and I think that Dominic fucking Mohan's a proper Deputy Editor now.. That's right, a proper full-time editor, none of your 'competition winning' guest editors here. Gordon 'Smart' is the sort of man who would have male protagonists of anti-dandruff shampoo adverts modelled on him. Hate him already. Bridgey xxx
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 26, 2007 21:40:01 GMT
Has Gordon got thinner since I looked this morning? His face is still a bit chubby, but he seems less rotund in that new photo?
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Post by Steven on Nov 27, 2007 16:38:29 GMT
The most brilliant thing about that Wiki article is that every single defamatory comment has a source to back it up. Hee!
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Post by Mike on Nov 27, 2007 23:08:39 GMT
In the spirit of introducing myself – here’s my Girls Aloud order (no explanation needed): Chezza, NADINE, NICOLA, Kimberley and SARAH. [/i] [/quote] I'd like a Girls Aloud reply along the lines of "actually, we have a list of five twatty showbiz 'journalists', and yesterday we bumped you for one of the 3am Girls." Extra love to anyone who recognises the reference...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2007 0:02:20 GMT
In the spirit of introducing myself – here’s my Girls Aloud order (no explanation needed): Chezza, NADINE, NICOLA, Kimberley and SARAH. [/i] [/quote] I'd like a Girls Aloud reply along the lines of "actually, we have a list of five twatty showbiz 'journalists', and yesterday we bumped you for one of the 3am Girls." Extra love to anyone who recognises the reference...[/quote] Sarah being an honourary 3am girl?
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Post by mcflooze on Nov 28, 2007 16:52:33 GMT
Ross and Isabella Rossellini in Friends!!!
What do I win?
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Post by Becky on Dec 1, 2007 10:30:06 GMT
This is from Gordon Smart's interview with Take That (in todays paper):
If he actually bother to do some research or was actually aware of what was going on, he'd know that the UK tour has been going for over a week already. Maybe its their lack of 'bangers' as to why he's clueless, or maybe he's just a useless twat.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Dec 3, 2007 21:39:10 GMT
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Post by Becky on Dec 3, 2007 21:53:28 GMT
I wonder what he does actually know about showbusiness or takes an interest in, in the celebrity world (other than 'bangers').
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