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Post by Steven on Jul 3, 2007 15:58:04 GMT
I'm just disturbed that despite having told the whole country about pentapeptides for months now, Nadine still feels the need to circle it every time she sees it in a magazine. Seriously, lady: get a new hobby.
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Post by [james] on Jul 3, 2007 18:29:44 GMT
I'm just disturbed that despite having told the whole country about pentapeptides for months now, Nadine still feels the need to circle it every time she sees it in a magazine. Seriously, lady: get a new hobby. Maybe she suffers from OCD - if she sees pentapeptides and doesn't circle it, a member of her family will die.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jul 3, 2007 22:50:41 GMT
I just assumed that a therapist moved her on to pentapeptides to get her off the smack, hence the obsession.
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Post by latoyajunkie on Jul 6, 2007 19:06:49 GMT
How much vaseline is on the lens on the new one! I thought the telly was buggared.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Jul 6, 2007 21:25:59 GMT
What magazine is she reading that regularly mentions pentapeptides? Made Up Element Monthly?
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Post by Gordon on Jul 6, 2007 21:28:04 GMT
Anyone else convinced she's completely bald?
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Post by Steven on Jul 7, 2007 10:56:32 GMT
Note how she says "What I think is a must-have ingredient", and yet when she circles "pentapeptides" you can clearly see "must-have" printed above it. Ergo, she is just parroting something she read in a magazine. NADINE BAGGOTT IS A PLAGIARIST.
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Post by KentDan on Jul 7, 2007 11:27:07 GMT
I'm just disturbed that despite having told the whole country about pentapeptides for months now, Nadine still feels the need to circle it every time she sees it in a magazine. Seriously, lady: get a new hobby. Maybe she suffers from OCD - if she sees pentapeptides and doesn't circle it, a member of her family will die. Four days after reading this and it still makes me chuckle - this is why I love lowculture, famousmaleforums never makes me laugh.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jul 9, 2007 10:10:57 GMT
Shiny Nadine's on This Morning now. She's doing an item on odd beauty treatments and there's not a Pentapeptide in sight - instead there's been a facial made out of Nightingale shite and something involving live fish eating your dead skin off. They mentioned that the last time she was on she was using a hair conditioner made out of bull spunk (well, Fern said 'semen'). I hope her next advert's for that.
EDIT: There was also a pubic hair dye. I wonder what colour nadine's muff is.
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Post by David Hunter on Jul 9, 2007 11:56:13 GMT
EDIT: There was also a pubic hair dye. I wonder what colour nadine's muff is. I thought people used 'Just For Men - Moustache Beard and Sideburns'.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jul 9, 2007 12:28:55 GMT
If it's working for you then stick with it.
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Post by David Hunter on Jul 9, 2007 13:14:33 GMT
I'm more a Nice'n'Easy boy.*
*Remembers the old ad where Julia Louis Dreyfuss was on a bus saying, 'You'd look FABULOUS as a blonde!'
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Post by [james] on Jul 9, 2007 13:39:30 GMT
I'm more a Nice'n'Easy boy. That's what the rumours say!
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Post by Joel on Jul 9, 2007 20:40:18 GMT
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Post by Gordon on Jul 9, 2007 21:51:34 GMT
Okay, her face obviously can't move but her eyes look like she's experiencing a heart attack. She has a death warrant for beauty.
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Post by KentDan on Aug 2, 2007 19:52:04 GMT
Im hopefully going to be having a coffee with Nadine through work, rather than ask her for an autograph do you think she'd circle some pentapeptides for me?
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 2, 2007 21:38:40 GMT
See how many times you can mention pentapeptides.
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Post by KentDan on Aug 2, 2007 22:33:54 GMT
Hehe will do - update in a few weeks! If she responds to my beautifully written compliment slip! And dodgy package in brown tape!
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 2, 2007 23:12:10 GMT
Have fun! I imagine within miliseconds she'll have smeared vaseline on your eyeballs to help maintain her youthful aura.
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Post by Smudge on Aug 4, 2007 1:15:33 GMT
I think she uses that corpse make up you buy from Sky. I ordered some and I actually looked like I wasn't a human anymore.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Aug 4, 2007 8:08:47 GMT
Is that the stuff that's advertised by Leeza Gibbons and Melissa Gilbert? I am obsessed by that infomercial; I can't stop watching it when it's on. Particularly Melissa's before face, where she's all red and blotchy and spotty and looks like she's basically been standing around in a hurricane scrubbing her skin with a Brillo pad. And that the audience applaud and cheer when they show how rank she looks in reality. Bitches.
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Post by Lisa on Nov 22, 2007 8:56:19 GMT
What's this? Nadine saying that pentapeptides are "the worst kept secret in beauty"... of course they are, she's been harping on about them for a year on national television. Silly Nadine.
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