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Post by jetsetwilly on Aug 20, 2007 18:09:54 GMT
From today's MediaGuardian: Perhaps the drain was blocked by her thinning hair.
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Post by pauliepoos on Aug 20, 2007 18:20:29 GMT
She also advertises double glazing in the West Country and is chairperson of the National Caravanning Association, or some similar organisation.
She keeps herself busy, which is more than you can say about Jay Aston. Jay Aston. Jay Aston.
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Post by Bungle on Aug 20, 2007 18:36:22 GMT
Remember what Harry Hill said about her agent...?
All true!
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 20, 2007 18:36:59 GMT
It's odd because in the picture she's smiling but doesn't look that happy. She also advertises double glazing in the West Country That advert is BRILLIANT. For those who haven't seen it, she's sat in the garden talking about the windows with her daughters and says cheerily "and you can bog off!". To which the daughters look incredibly shocked (they may even spit their drinks out) as if she's just called everyone a cunt, before she explains the buy one get one free* offer. Then she holds up a glass of Bucks Fizz and and says something about Making Your Mind Up about the windows. There are two hidden references to Cheryl's career there. See if you can spot them. *Which is 'bog of', not 'bog off'. I can't be the only nitpicky loser to get annoyed by this.
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Post by Muinimula on Aug 20, 2007 20:25:10 GMT
She also advertises double glazing in the West Country and is chairperson of the National Caravanning Association, or some similar organisation. She keeps herself busy, which is more than you can say about Jay Aston. Jay Aston. Jay Aston. Let me tell you a little bit about Jay Aston, Miss Jay Aston...
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 20, 2007 20:49:47 GMT
What will she advertise next? Thrush cream probably.
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Aug 20, 2007 22:27:44 GMT
What will she advertise next? Thrush cream probably. That's why she hired the emergency plumbers
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2007 18:30:07 GMT
"My entire drain was blocked after the hair fell out of my enflamed fanny. It was horrible, but the drain doctor cleared my drain and gave me some cinston duo! He's made my mind up, cheers!" I'd wee.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 21, 2007 19:01:54 GMT
I like the sound of that, though it needs another Eurovision reference because it's too subtle right now. Perhaps at the end she could have her skirt whipped off, to reveal her healed Lady Garden?
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Post by jerriblank on Aug 21, 2007 19:18:37 GMT
Well, The Camera Never Lies (sorry)
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Post by KentDan on Sept 2, 2007 11:05:04 GMT
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Post by Samuel on Sept 2, 2007 23:12:51 GMT
We all know Cheryl loves a bit of beaver.
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Post by Gordon on Sept 4, 2007 9:54:26 GMT
" ... tracking down an endangered beaver."
Is this the sort of chat that goes down on gaydargirls? I've always wanted to set up a profile on that, but that's a bit weird probably.
Why does she relegate herself to such humiliating work?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2007 14:27:57 GMT
She's got a mortgage to pay and her pipework was a biut mucky.
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Post by Geo on Sept 9, 2007 19:36:20 GMT
I think its strangely Heart warming that she's searching for rare beaver.. If its missing hair she can always chuck some of that miracle "hair loss" shit over it.
Double bonus!
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Post by Legend on Sept 10, 2007 21:30:15 GMT
It's odd because in the picture she's smiling but doesn't look that happy. She also advertises double glazing in the West Country That advert is BRILLIANT. For those who haven't seen it, she's sat in the garden talking about the windows with her daughters and says cheerily "and you can bog off!". To which the daughters look incredibly shocked (they may even spit their drinks out) as if she's just called everyone a cunt, before she explains the buy one get one free* offer. Then she holds up a glass of Bucks Fizz and and says something about Making Your Mind Up about the windows. There are two hidden references to Cheryl's career there. See if you can spot them. *Which is 'bog of', not 'bog off'. I can't be the only nitpicky loser to get annoyed by this. I just assumed the phrase was "buy one get one free, fucker".
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Post by El Capitan on Sept 30, 2007 22:30:14 GMT
I've just watched a video on Youtube of La Baker's starry appearance at the carnival in Nuneaton. Her fixed grin suggested a woman dying on the inside with every picture taken.
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Post by Paul on Jan 28, 2013 21:08:32 GMT
A bump for possibly my favourite thread title on lowculture. Nurse Dunkley's précis of the double glazing advert made me look for it on youtube. Sadly that, and the plumbing advert aren't there but her Jenny Craig adverts are. Two years on, has anyone see Cheryl lately to confirm she's kept the weight off?
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jan 29, 2013 11:13:48 GMT
A bump for possibly my favourite thread title on lowculture. Nurse Dunkley's précis of the double glazing advert made me look for it on youtube. Sadly that, and the plumbing advert aren't there but her Jenny Craig adverts are. Two years on, has anyone see Cheryl lately to confirm she's kept the weight off? If you're in the Thurrock area in May you could find out for yourself: www.thurrock.gov.uk/theatre/content.php?page=service_events&ID=1383Will she reminisce about the time she got a colonic on The Salon?
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