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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 2, 2008 17:52:17 GMT
The Sun reports today that a blind man will be enterting the house on Thursday, ably assisted by Davina. It'd be better if he had a guide dog, especially if it's a bitch.
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Post by Rad on Jun 4, 2008 19:28:20 GMT
Rrrrriiiiight.
I will be closing the sweepstake entries at 10pm tonight. If you haven't chosen by then, tough.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2008 19:31:37 GMT
Rrrrriiiiight. I will be closing the sweepstake entries at 10pm tonight. If you haven't chosen by then, tough. Good luck with it! I have a feeling that you'll need it. Also, I have only just realised that your avatar is Helene and not Bianca Gascoine as I thought it was.
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Post by Rad on Jun 4, 2008 19:36:48 GMT
Rrrrriiiiight. I will be closing the sweepstake entries at 10pm tonight. If you haven't chosen by then, tough. Good luck with it! I have a feeling that you'll need it. Also, I have only just realised that your avatar is Helene and not Bianca Gascoine as I thought it was. Umm... why would I have a Bianca Gascoigne avatar?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2008 19:39:52 GMT
Good luck with it! I have a feeling that you'll need it. Also, I have only just realised that your avatar is Helene and not Bianca Gascoine as I thought it was. Umm... why would I have a Bianca Gascoigne avatar? I have no idea, but in my defence, it does like her.
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Post by Rad on Jun 4, 2008 22:22:28 GMT
Right, these are your choices, folks.
Rad - minor celebrity Bridgey - first Scot Muinimula - first original long-haired man CP - youngest man (if hot), oldest woman (if not) Xenomaniac - biggest entry boo* David Hunter - first sex change solider*, or else whoever. Jetsetwilly - woman wearing least* Jode* - poshest/richest (or first person with a degree if the house is full of non-posh types)* Paulie - second gay man Cherubic - first Celt Jamie K - wackiest hair* Raspberry - First guy to show his chest Coxy - second one who shits themself as they leave the car Andrew* - first to say something about saying it to their face junky - first girl to fanny fart... or else say she's slept with a celeb Steven - hipster Moog - the one who is normal at first but turns out to be a nutter FeelsLike - the most well-endowed man* Fezza - the first to be called to the diary room Chris - the first person to be 'shitting' themselves Greg - the fattest* (or else first Asian in) Moondial Slater - The most likely girl to do FHM or porn* Frogsley - the token foreign person (or else the most exotic) Ceeb - the first specs wearer Joel - the black girl with the fiercest weave* al - first clergy (or else best educated) lostplot - first to say 'like' Gordon - poshest female* SSSG - most machiavellian* Adrian - First person wearing blue Elly - the final blonde* McQueen and McIntyreman - first shaven/bald straight man Samuel - the/a ginger woman JJ - woman with largest breasts*
* means that if a new housemate enters later on who is more machiavellian, has bigger breasts etc, your sweepy will be changed to them automatically, UNLESS you specify otherwise before the opening show tomorrow.
I am the judge of who is the hunkiest, most machiavellian, has the biggest packet and so on and my decision is final.
Oh, and I haven't forgotten my SHOCK! TWIST! either....
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Post by SBaholic on Jun 5, 2008 9:17:47 GMT
The Sun reports today that a blind man will be enterting the house on Thursday, ably assisted by Davina. It'd be better if he had a guide dog, especially if it's a bitch. More reports this morning from C4 producers on the news: - three have children (how is that an interesting snippet?) - a stand up comedian - someone deported from the USA
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Post by Chris on Jun 5, 2008 9:32:49 GMT
Also : in quite possibly the weakest teaser of all time, one of them has an expensive watch. I know my interest is piqued
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Post by LoveMusic on Jun 5, 2008 12:13:38 GMT
Has anyone noticed a friend or family member gone missing?
One of my friends hilariously thought her friend was going to be on last year, it turnt out she just had a cold and was staying in a lot.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2008 13:04:20 GMT
Has anyone noticed a friend or family member gone missing? One of my friends hilariously thought her friend was going to be on last year, it turnt out she just had a cold and was staying in a lot. When Emma went in a friend at work was convinced that her husbands cousin would be going in and was telling everyone to watch out for him. It was hilarious to watch when we were all huddled around the tv in the canteen and my cousin went in but her hubbies didn't. I should add that he'd told them that he was on the list, but later turned out he was just in London after failing the London auditions.
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Post by Andrew* on Jun 5, 2008 15:17:47 GMT
Right, these are your choices, folks. Rad - minor celebrity Bridgey - first Scot Muinimula - first original long-haired man CP - youngest man (if hot), oldest woman (if not) Xenomaniac - biggest entry boo* David Hunter - first sex change solider*, or else whoever. Jetsetwilly - woman wearing least* Jode* - poshest/richest (or first person with a degree if the house is full of non-posh types)* Paulie - second gay man Cherubic - first Celt Jamie K - wackiest hair* Raspberry - First guy to show his chest Coxy - second one who shits themself as they leave the car Adrian - first to say something about saying it to their face junky - first girl to fanny fart... or else say she's slept with a celeb Steven - hipster Moog - the one who is normal at first but turns out to be a nutter FeelsLike - the most well-endowed man* Fezza - the first to be called to the diary room Chris - the first person to be 'shitting' themselves Greg - the fattest* (or else first Asian in) Moondial Slater - The most likely girl to do FHM or porn* Frogsley - the token foreign person (or else the most exotic) Ceeb - the first specs wearer Joel - the black girl with the fiercest weave* al - first clergy (or else best educated) lostplot - first to say 'like' Gordon - poshest female* SSSG - most machiavellian* Adrian - First person wearing blue Elly - the final blonde* McQueen and McIntyreman - first shaven/bald straight man Samuel - the/a ginger woman JJ - woman with largest breasts* * means that if a new housemate enters later on who is more machivellain, has bigger breasts etc, your sweepy will be changed to them automatically, UNLESS you specify otherwise before the opening show tomorrow. I am the judge of who is the hunkiest, most machiavellian, has the biggest packet and so on and my decision is final. Oh, and I haven't forgotten my SHOCK! TWIST! either.... You've missed me off! How dare you.
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Post by LoveMusic on Jun 5, 2008 17:16:28 GMT
RE: Not excited for tonight thread:
They all change anyway, I remember Mikey on his video saying how much he hated women and stuff then it was never mentioned the whole time!
Anyway. I am lame and excited for tonight.
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Post by Rad on Jun 5, 2008 17:16:53 GMT
Oops, I haven't, I just listed you as Adrian by mistake...
Sorry, amended now
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Post by Muinimula on Jun 5, 2008 17:41:48 GMT
I want the fattest housemate please. It is the only 'minority' not to win yet and will therefore be editted to win to make people look sympathetic to 'the fats'. (Previous winners have been: Scouse, Gay, Woman, Christian, Not-Woman, Man, Tourettes Sufferer, Black) Have you forgotten 'Celebrity Hijack' already?
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Post by Chris on Jun 5, 2008 18:57:36 GMT
When it comes to minority status, ginger overshadows fat every time.
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Post by Cherubic on Jun 5, 2008 19:52:21 GMT
When it comes to minority status, ginger overshadows fat every time. It's like the Democratic primary all over again.
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Post by lostplot on Jun 5, 2008 19:54:42 GMT
Oops sorry about that Rad. Right now do I or don't I switch to Channel 4 now?
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jun 5, 2008 20:21:45 GMT
I'll take the one most likely to be using this show to further/initiate her glamour model/FHM/soft porn career. I'm guessing I've got Stephanie then. I think I do actually remember her from Popstars The Rivals when she was only 13. She seemed so sweet then.
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Post by fezza on Jun 5, 2008 20:31:04 GMT
I'll take the one most likely to be using this show to further/initiate her glamour model/FHM/soft porn career. I'm guessing I've got Stephanie then. I think I do actually remember her from Popstars The Rivals when she was only 13. She seemed so sweet then. For a horrible moment I thought she was going to be first in the diary room and thus be my sweepie but it was the student. And despite saying the first to also get a secret task I am generous and so will not take all 4 of them...
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Post by David Hunter on Jun 5, 2008 20:33:14 GMT
Luke wears a suit with the same flare as Kenneth Williams.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jun 5, 2008 20:45:15 GMT
They missed a trick in not putting Mario & Luke together as a couple.
And already we've got Davina hyping up stuff that isn't happening. No, Lisa isn't looking evilly at Stephanie because she's pretending she's in a couple with Mario. No, Stephanie isn't gutted that Dale is off limits because she's only going to be doing the task for a sodding week.
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Post by timydamonkey on Jun 5, 2008 20:54:18 GMT
I am 99% sure I know Stephanie... this is very weird.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2008 20:57:20 GMT
His carer must HATE him to dress him like that.
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Post by The Moog on Jun 5, 2008 21:01:58 GMT
I am 99% sure I know Stephanie... this is very weird. I am 99% sure I know Rachel.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jun 5, 2008 21:02:17 GMT
I can't help feeling most of the people booing Alexandra, mainly on the basis that she's confident, likes nice things and who got herself a BMW at 21 are themselves claiming unemployment benefit. I am 99% sure I know Stephanie... this is very weird. I am 99% sure I know Rachel. Given that he's both blind and Scottish I'm 99% sure Mikey is going to win.
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