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Post by Muinimula on Jun 7, 2008 19:53:09 GMT
I've been told that the Czech Republic won the first match in the footie today! Have I won?
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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 7, 2008 19:55:38 GMT
The narrator just said that "Portugal have hit wood for the second time today". If I didn't know any better I'd think it was a sexual term.
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Post by dirtypop on Jun 7, 2008 20:14:29 GMT
Nooooo don't take Nuno Gomes off!! He is the hotness
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Jun 7, 2008 20:35:16 GMT
Nooooo don't take Nuno Gomes off!! He is the hotness A travesty! He had to take his little yellow Nazi band thing off to boot! There were some great lengthy close-ups of him after he hit the aforementioned wood though. The highlight of the game for me was when an injured Portual-er was lying on the ground and was lingeringly filmed between his splayed legs. There was a serious bit of cock outline on show. Maybe that's what was injured? They should have employed the footie-physio cure-all of dabbing it with the magic sponge and giving it a rub.
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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 7, 2008 20:43:44 GMT
I've been told that the Czech Republic won the first match in the footie today! Have I won? You've not won the whole thing by winning today, it just means you don't have to go into the sing off. A travesty! He had to take his little yellow Nazi band thing off to boot! That was a bit like I'd Do Anything, where the surving Nancys snatch the locket over departing Nancy. But not quite. The Portugeezer who scored the second goal had more tattoos than Melanie C. Not he wasn't very pretty either. And Craig Doyle is doing outside broadcasts with some of the 300,000 Portugese people living in the UK. How anyone can say that tonight's games weren't lowculture is beyond me.
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Post by David Hunter on Jun 7, 2008 22:17:40 GMT
I saw the last five minutes of this as I switched over for Doctor Who, and there's one thing I really need to know if I'm going to continue in the sweepstake - has Gary Lineker had botox?
And well done Paulie on your homepage breakdown. No, I don't mean you broke down on the homepage! Oh, you know what I'm trying to say!
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Post by Bridgey on Jun 7, 2008 23:09:35 GMT
And Craig Doyle is doing outside broadcasts with some of the 300,000 Portugese people living in the UK. How anyone can say that tonight's games weren't lowculture is beyond me. It was like the Holiday programme but with Craig Doyle defecting to ITV1. He didn't look as bad as on the Everest advert, very sunkissed. Bridgey xxx
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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 8, 2008 7:21:46 GMT
there's one thing I really need to know if I'm going to continue in the sweepstake - has Gary Lineker had botox? He has, but not in his face.
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Post by dirtypop on Jun 8, 2008 10:46:07 GMT
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Post by Bridgey on Jun 8, 2008 10:52:22 GMT
Back off! Mine! Though, I'm also unofficially supporting Croatia for Slaven 'Fittest manager in the footie ever' Bilic so I'm a bit greedy. Bridgey xxx
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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 8, 2008 20:38:59 GMT
I didn't see the Croatia match but it seems to have been a bit of a borefest, and Germany Poland was pretty good, with pretty boy Lucas Podolski scoring two goals only to have a Pole land on his bollocks. I was impressed with Fritz and Frings today.
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Post by dirtypop on Jun 9, 2008 20:54:41 GMT
Bloody hell that was absolutely brilliant. Some awesome football by the Dutch.
These Euros really have come at a terrible time - I've got a sodding exam in the morning that I am utterly unprepared for. Damn these attractive men and their ball skills.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Jun 10, 2008 15:59:14 GMT
Bums. I had to miss the footie last night and it was Italy, who I thought may provide some nice men. I know they played crap, but I miss anything important?
Can I just say that Gary Linneker gives me the total creeps? I think it's only through comparison with him that Alan "tall, dark and" Hansen became the housewives' favourite (until he spoiled it all with his crap Morrisons acting).
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Post by Adrian on Jun 10, 2008 16:23:22 GMT
I thought the Italian men weren't all that.
Robin van Persie however - hot!
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Post by thelovelykate on Jun 10, 2008 17:59:47 GMT
Bums. I had to miss the footie last night and it was Italy, who I thought may provide some nice men. I know they played crap, but I miss anything important? A rather girlish synopsis for you: Italy weren't exactly crap, they just seemed very unprepared. They really didn't offer much when attacking. The Dutch were great, all three goals were great team efforts. I really couldn't pick a man of the match from their team because they were all really good. Rudd Van Nistleroy's goal (the first one) was offside. Expect much lamenting of this from the Italians and within the ITV/BBC pundit teams. After the second and third goals the Dutch players all seemed to want to hug the prematurely aged Arjen Robben (who was on the bench). The Italian team are only average looking. For me only Buffon and Pirlo would get it. I do not fancy anyone on the Dutch team. Thus far it was the best game of the Championships that I have seen.
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Post by Adrian on Jun 10, 2008 19:22:08 GMT
For me only Buffon and Pirlo would get it. I too would have shagged the Buffon. Partly so I could tell people I shagged a Buffon afterwards. (I'm not entirely sure why - shagging a buffoon isn't much to boast about.)
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jun 10, 2008 19:25:09 GMT
Well I'm supporting Spain on the grounds that I've supported them in every major tournament for God knows how long and if I support them for long enough they're bound to win eventually because they're long overdue a big win.
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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 10, 2008 19:32:39 GMT
I don't get the Pirlo appreciation - expect him to appear on that menwholooklikeoldlesbians blog site that was linked to in another thread yesterday.
The Swedish anthem singalong was funny - all these big tall men and then the camera had to go down a foot to show Freddie and his bone structure.
And Adrian - it's Robin van Persie. Like Percy Sugden, kind of.
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Post by LoveMusic on Jun 11, 2008 14:46:23 GMT
My Dad is quite upset that he got Austria in his work's sweepstake and I got Spain on here.
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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 11, 2008 15:58:31 GMT
They shouldn't let microphones anywhere near the players when the national anthems are being sung - it's like Linda McCartney all over again.
I have to say that I'm unimpressed with both Portugal and the Czech Republic's national anthems. Neither were tuneful or uplifting.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jun 11, 2008 19:13:18 GMT
Russia's is good. It's the Soviet anthem but with references to communism and Lenin removed.
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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 11, 2008 19:14:41 GMT
There's so much rain in Basel that the players' kits are getting extremely clingy. The mixed race Swiss player (Fernandes?) has the perkiest nipples.
And the Turkish no 8 has had his shirt ripped half off.
Edit: the rain just helped score a goal!
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Jun 12, 2008 12:58:43 GMT
There's so much rain in Basel that the players' kits are getting extremely clingy. The mixed race Swiss player (Fernandes?) has the perkiest nipples. The rain was great! More rain please!
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Post by Adrian on Jun 12, 2008 20:56:33 GMT
Colour me biased, but those Austrian players are gorgeous.
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Post by Muinimula on Jun 15, 2008 22:26:50 GMT
Damn it! 3 goals in 15 minutes? How disappointing.
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