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Teeth
Jun 8, 2008 20:47:26 GMT
Post by Robbing the Dead on Jun 8, 2008 20:47:26 GMT
I just saw a trailer for a film called Teeth which seems to be about a girl with some kind of vicious monster living in her quim. It attacks a gynaecologist.
I think I want to see it.
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Teeth
Jun 8, 2008 20:55:08 GMT
Post by jerriblank on Jun 8, 2008 20:55:08 GMT
Does it feature a cameo from Swimbint?
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Teeth
Jun 9, 2008 13:04:41 GMT
Post by Adrian on Jun 9, 2008 13:04:41 GMT
Vagina dentata indeed.
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Teeth
Jun 13, 2008 13:05:06 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2008 13:05:06 GMT
I saw this at LIFF last year. It is very, very weird, but entertaining and cute in an Ophelia Learns to Swim kind of way.
Basically, it's about a saving-herself-for-Jesus high school student who discovers she's got a toothed vagina (see Freud) when a man tries to rape her and her fanny bites his cock off in retaliation. Naturally, her reaction to this is to go around seducing bad guys and biting their cocks off. If you've ever wanted to see men screaming in pain and quite clear shots of them with their cocks bitten off, spewing blood from the stump, this is the movie for you.
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Teeth
Jun 15, 2008 17:41:52 GMT
Post by jerriblank on Jun 15, 2008 17:41:52 GMT
I found this to be a tad disappointing: it didn't really know if it was a horror, a comedy or just an offbeat drama.
Still you don't always see a severed helmet everyday in the cinema so it's worth seeing if you want something 'a bit different'.
Mr. Marzipan: did you think her brother might have been born a woman in real life?!
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Teeth
Jun 27, 2008 15:49:19 GMT
Post by klee on Jun 27, 2008 15:49:19 GMT
Goodness, I watched half of this curled up in a foetal position in the cinema willing the male characters to PUT IT BACK IN! SAVE ME THE SIGHT OF ANOTHER DISMEMBERED COCK.
It manages to be a winning combination of very camp and very nasty. Possibly because the actors were playing it very straight while the direction hammed it up B-movie style.
On a side note, if her step-brother really did always do his girlfriend up the bum because of his 'fear of fanny' wouldn't that delightful genital piercing have ripped holes huge holes in her lower colon?
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