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Post by Elly on Mar 30, 2005 22:10:26 GMT
I guess I'm the only one on here won over by Ben's charm. I'm so relieved he didn't die.
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Post by Cherubic on Mar 30, 2005 22:27:23 GMT
I guess I'm the only one on here won over by Ben's charm. I'm so relieved he didn't die. Would this be the charm that has him leering constantly at women's arses? Speaking of which, how short was Becca's skirt today!
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Post by jode* on Mar 31, 2005 8:47:44 GMT
Maybe we are both just great.
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Post by Steven on Mar 31, 2005 9:45:52 GMT
Speaking of which, how short was Becca's skirt today! Did anyone else notice how Becca's legs were exactly the same colour as her boots? Cree. Pee.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Mar 31, 2005 14:46:07 GMT
As somone pointed out earlier in this thread, Lisa does sound like Johnny Vegas.
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Post by Tracy-Ann Oberman on Apr 5, 2005 18:16:13 GMT
Credit where it's due, tonight's episode was fantastic. I thought Max and Mandy were great following Tom's disappearance - they were doing proper acting and everything!
I also enjoyed the comedy incest moment between Craig and Frankie (Craig did look very dashing in his suit).
The only troubling thing was that Ben 'twat' Davies and Lisa 'Jonny Vegas' Hunter appearing to be heading towards a relationship... Noooo!
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Post by mackenzie on Apr 5, 2005 18:40:14 GMT
Id quite like Ben and LIsa to get it together. I must be the only person in the whole cosmos who likes Lisa. I think it's because I've been told we look alike, and therefore if she boffs Ben then by connection so do I.
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Post by Tracy-Ann Oberman on Apr 5, 2005 19:54:32 GMT
I used to really like Lisa. I don't know at what point she became such a bint. I think it may have been when she moved into halls.
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Post by raspberry on Apr 6, 2005 9:30:54 GMT
I used to really like Lisa. I don't know at what point she became such a bint. I think it may have been when she moved into halls. I think it may have been in a late night plot line involving an older man that was staying at the hotel she worked at. Although I didn't watch that I think he taught her to 'live life for herself' or something.
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Post by Tracy-Ann Oberman on Apr 6, 2005 10:00:07 GMT
You might be onto something about the late night special. It is a given that they are always cringeworthy (let's get them to say "willy" a lot!) but that particular one was like watching a Shannon Tweed film on Channel 5 on a Friday night. Erm, not that I would ever do such a thing...
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 6, 2005 14:42:18 GMT
You might be onto something about the late night special. It is a given that they are always cringeworthy (let's get them to say "willy" a lot!) but that particular one was like watching a Shannon Tweed film on Channel 5 on a Friday night. Erm, not that I would ever do such a thing... Good old Shannon. I was so gripped by the Tom storyline that I switched over to E4 straight after to see the next episode. Spoiler: [highlight the text below] At the end they find Tom's shoe in the woods.[/color]
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Post by Tracy-Ann Oberman on Apr 6, 2005 17:39:13 GMT
What the hell is going on with Frankie Dean's breasts?! Are they real? They are a different colour from the rest of her body. I can't take my eyes off them.
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Post by Geo on Apr 6, 2005 21:57:16 GMT
Her tits are indeed mighty..they must be the biggest tits on tv..thats why i have named them, richard & judy
On other tit related matters..i had an indecent thought about ben tonight...i hate him and dont even find him attractive..i blame his spread-eagled legs and tight shorts..
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 6, 2005 22:00:04 GMT
Her tits are indeed mighty..they must be the biggest tits on tv..thats why i have named them, richard & judy On other tit related matters..i had an indecent thought about ben tonight...i hate him and dont even find him attractive..i blame his spread-eagled legs and tight shorts.. I noticed his spread legs too. Those shorts were riding nice and high.
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Post by Tracy-Ann Oberman on Apr 6, 2005 22:04:08 GMT
This all just goes to highlight how shallow the gays really are.
I have spent weeks on here slagging off Ben and I experienced some impure thoughts about his thighs in shorts tonight too.
I feel icky.
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Post by Cherubic on Apr 6, 2005 22:50:05 GMT
Anyone with innapropriate longings for Ben should just remember back to those months he spent constantly on some irritating marriage salvaging weekend in the countryside.
The painful memories evoked should set you right off him.
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Post by Tracy-Ann Oberman on Apr 6, 2005 22:56:44 GMT
Anyone with innapropriate longings for Ben should just remember back to those months he spent constantly on some irritating marriage salvaging weekend in the countryside. The painful memories evoked should set you right off him. Thank you so much. That worked. Now I can get back to looking at Frankie's comedy breasts.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 12, 2005 21:04:01 GMT
Did anyone notice today's Marry Popin's refference?
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Post by Elly on Apr 12, 2005 22:05:06 GMT
Why was Lee having incestuous thoughts about Lisa eating a bacon sarnie?
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Post by Steven on Apr 13, 2005 10:51:02 GMT
And what in the name of Kurt Benson is up with Bombhead's hair these days?
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Post by Tracy-Ann Oberman on Apr 13, 2005 17:13:40 GMT
Bombhead looks like a Mr Whippy cone.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 13, 2005 17:28:21 GMT
Oooh, Bombhead in red boxers. I can see the bumming storyline devoloping.
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Post by Cherubic on Apr 13, 2005 18:32:38 GMT
Oooh, Bombhead in red boxers. I can see the bumming storyline devoloping. Give it up. There is no bumming storyline due on Hollyoaks. The last gay they had was more concerned with farming than fucking.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 13, 2005 18:35:44 GMT
Grrrrr, stupid Hollyoaks! It's a duty for them to have a gay character. I am being serious.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 15, 2005 17:37:43 GMT
Buff hottie alert! Hopefully he's a bummer.
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