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Post by Bungle on Dec 30, 2006 16:17:20 GMT
Buckfield seems to be wearing someone else's bosoms.
I hate Foxy too.
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Post by Sparkle on Dec 30, 2006 16:34:51 GMT
From the DoI website. It wouldn't be so bad if they'd actually managed to spell names properly. And structured sentences in some semblance of coherent grammatical form. And used exclamation marks less!
Dancing on Ice returns!
Last series we watched as our celeb skaters soared, jumped and quite literally flew around the rink in a flurry of spinning spandex and gleaming sequins.
Now world famous skate superstars Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean are preparing to transform another set of wobbly beginners into ice kings and queens before our very eyes!
Taking to the ice is World Cup winning rugby star Kieran Bracken, actress Clare Buckfield, Sky News presenter Kay Burley, DJ Neil Fox and Boyzone star Stephen Gately. Also getting their skates on are news reader Phil Gayle, former Blue singer and heartthrob Duncan James, TV presenter Ulrika Jonsson, former Steps stunner Lisa Scott-Lee, and football legend Lee Sharpe.
“The standard is already pretty strong,” Jayne Torvill reveals.
“After series one the celebs will know what’s expected of them, and I think they’ll want to better that,” Chris adds.
Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby will be beaming all the live action back onto our screens as the celebs attempt to wow the judges and win your votes to skate in the spectacular live championship!
And, as if all that wasn’t enough, as soon as this year’s champion has been crowned, Torvill and Dean will be packing up the show and hitting the road for the first ever Dancing on Ice Tour!
“The tour will be taking the show that’s seen on TV live onto the rink,” Jayne reveals. “We’re taking a selection of both last year’s and this year’s celebrities.”
“We’re going to recreate the studio and have that event each night with the judges and celebrities – and indeed us!” Chris adds.
“The audience get to vote and we’ll be doing two more numbers as well. So bring your mobile phones!”
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Post by Geo on Dec 30, 2006 16:40:19 GMT
Worra load of old shit. I can only hope and pray The Scott Lee will be paired with the evah-so pretty Matt Evers and they will swoop and fly their way to a righteous victory.
In reality it will be Duncan fuckin James that will win.
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Post by thelovelykate on Dec 30, 2006 16:43:22 GMT
Judging from the above line up I will take bets on both of the following:
1. Ulrika Johnson ends up doing Lee Sharpe. They are both washed up dirty old slags so really it's a match made in Ice dancing heaven.
2. The ice cracks under the weight of Duncan James' massive weight. He really is quite the pie merchant nowadays.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Dec 30, 2006 17:43:29 GMT
2. The ice cracks under the weight of Duncan James' massive weight. He really is quite the pie merchant nowadays. My first thoughts were that he surely must have been doing some serious working out to even contemplate going on this. Hopefully I'm wrong. Those satin jumpsuits are very unforgiving.
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Post by pauliepoos on Dec 30, 2006 17:48:13 GMT
Aled Jones lost a few stone in the run up to Strictly Come Dancing. Would doing it on ice be a similar amount of exercise?
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Post by Bungle on Dec 30, 2006 17:59:50 GMT
Is he actually podge? I can never work it out. He looked podge before he started his solo career, but then we had this:
Anyway, I would, many many times over.
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Post by Joel on Dec 30, 2006 21:54:28 GMT
-Emily Symons! I want Marilyn to win.
-Ulrika will be really good, but will be hated by the public Because She Is A Slag And So On.
-I hope Foxy gets his face sliced off by a stray salchow.
-I don't think I can bear to watch the inevitable horrendous breakdown when Lisa Scott-Lee doesn't win.
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Post by pauliepoos on Dec 30, 2006 22:15:17 GMT
BREAKING NEWS! Lisa Scott Lee has broken a rib during practice but The Show Must Go On.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Dec 30, 2006 22:41:05 GMT
BREAKING NEWS! Lisa Scott Lee has broken a rib during practice but The Show Must Go On. This brings up the truly mouth watering prospect of LSL dragging her broken, flabby carcass onto the ice - perhaps using one arm to pull herself along - against the advice of various BUPA doctors who have been given IOUs for her treatment based on her surely inevitable victory. TV Gold in the making, obviously.
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Post by David Hunter on Jan 20, 2007 19:16:25 GMT
My goodness! What was with Robin Cousin's sunburn? It looked painful.
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Post by pauliepoos on Jan 20, 2007 19:24:17 GMT
Duncan James has nice pecs.
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Post by Bungle on Jan 20, 2007 19:26:54 GMT
Is Duncan James fat? I'd like a poll.
Lisa looks so desperate, bless her.
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Post by jamie on Jan 20, 2007 19:36:33 GMT
Is Duncan James fat? I'd like a poll. Lisa looks so desperate, bless her. I missed her. Was she trying for the sympathy vote? Duncan was quite good and did not seem fat at all. The rugby bloke was rather good as well although I found him a bit annoying.
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Post by pauliepoos on Jan 20, 2007 19:47:33 GMT
Why have they dressed Emily Symon's skating partner as Fanny The Wonder Dog?
Did he not look gay enough already?
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Post by jamie on Jan 20, 2007 19:52:17 GMT
Why have they dressed Emily Symon's skating partner as Fanny The Wonder Dog? Did he not look gay enough already? Guys showing their midrift = never a good look.
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Post by David Hunter on Jan 20, 2007 20:00:05 GMT
Is Duncan James fat? I'd like a poll. Lisa looks so desperate, bless her. Duncan's thinner than me, but I did think he was a bit chunky. I expected Jason to mention it. Maybe it was the cameras that made him look a bit bigger. Lisa did look desperate but I guess she feels like a failure and doesn't want it to happen again.
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Post by Geo on Jan 20, 2007 21:04:21 GMT
Why are the dancers russian?
Ps..I fancy Gay Face Fanny The Wonder Dog...Im Sorry.
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Post by Gordon on Jan 20, 2007 21:20:02 GMT
Fred Palascak is gooooorgeous. Partner, Kay Burley is obviously a bit competitive. And her quote from ITV was obviously rehearsed: news.sky.com/skynews/video/videoplayer/0,,31200-DOIkay_interview,00.html 3:36 - I think we have heard that somewhere else Kay?
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Post by Geo on Jan 20, 2007 21:21:38 GMT
Fred Palascak is gooooorgeous. quote] Hurrah! Im so glad someone else thinks so
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jan 20, 2007 22:46:03 GMT
I think so too.
The only fat one was Foxy. God knows who thought it would be a good idea to put him in a white jacket. The main thing you need to know about Duncan James is that he's a total wanker.
Stephen Gately could easily win this. The public don't have as much chance to warm to anyone who's brilliant from the start.
I like how they had to pretend Clare Buckfield's main claim to fame was the fact that she was in 2 Point 4 Children fifty years ago. She could hardly say "I'm Clare Buckfield and I went out with Ant or Dec for a few years".
I presume she'd know which.
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Post by Geo on Jan 20, 2007 22:57:00 GMT
Wasnt she in Hollyoaks with her twin..or did I imagine that..
I'd like to think she swapped with her sister unbeknown to others
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Post by Sparkle on Jan 20, 2007 23:16:08 GMT
Kay Burley is a loathsome old witch. Fred is lovely and should have dropped her just for calling him a rude name in rehearsal.
Loving Pavel, loving Andrei. Natalia is fearsome - as she was when she replaced the injured Pam for a show last year - absolutely fabulous.
Ulrika looks too thin.
At the moment my favourites are Duncan and Maria, Stephen and Kristina, Emily and Dan, and Kyran and...whatever her name was.
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Post by Gordon on Jan 20, 2007 23:21:14 GMT
At the moment my favourites are Duncan and Maria, Stephen and Kristina, Emily and Dan, and Kyran and...whatever her name was. Fred's wife, i.e, whatever-her-name-was.
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Post by Sparkle on Jan 20, 2007 23:36:53 GMT
Melanie. I cannot believe that has bugged me enough to look at the bloody Dancing on Ice pile-of-shite website.
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