Karl Davies vs Chris Parker

[billybathgate]

Ok, let's get it started with a shallow post.

Karl Davies or Chris Parker....I just can't decide!

(though obviously Chris Parker is more likely to be a gayer and therefore I have more chance with him. Or soemthing.)

[si]

Apparently, when you* kiss me and open your eyes, I look like Chris Parker.

As boyfriend discovered, this is a great passion killer.









_*vous.

[lowculture.co.uk]

Don't be ridiculous. Haven't you been reading all those exclusive interviews in every newspaper about how many ladies Chris Parker has been sticking Little Spencer in? Someone that sexually prolific wouldn't have the time to take it up the arse, let alone the inclination.
Anyway, Karl Davies is much, much fitter.

[Steven]

People who think Chris Parker is gay are "barking up the wrong tree", according to a soundbite in last week's Inside Soap magazine.

Anyway, he can't be gay. I've seen him on Strictly Come Dancing, and no self-respecting homosexual would allow themselves to be seen in public displaying no rhythm whatsoever.

Karl Davies, then. He's a bad boy, that's much more appealing.

[billybathgate]

Pandarama said:

People who think Chris Parker is gay are "barking up the wrong tree", according to a soundbite in last week's Inside Soap magazine.

Anyway, he can't be gay. I've seen him on Strictly Come Dancing, and no self-respecting homosexual would allow themselves to be seen in public displaying no rhythm whatsoever.

Karl Davies, then. He's a bad boy, that's much more appealing.

After giving this several seconds thought...I think Parker would annoy me with his goody-goody image. Davies, on the other hand....a bit rough n ready.

Just how I like em!

[lowculture.co.uk]

We're only half a day into this new messageboard, and already the talk has turned to who would bum who. Well done, boys, I'm proud of you.

[Danniiboy]

Chris Parker is seeing Lara McAllen, the girl from Angel City.

Wonder if she sings Touch Me to him in bed?

[Nick]

[/list]Karl Davies / Robert Sugden:

[/li][li]Is in a Yorkshire-based soap (I'm from Yorkshire!) with a Mancunian accent (I live in Manchester!). It's like my life on screen, except with shagging girls and guns and sheep and stuff.

[/li][li]Was once seen wearing the same UniForm t-shirt as me.

[/li][li]Has been accused of looking like me. Except the other way round, as I was accused of looking like him. I blame the t-shirt.

[/li][li]Lost his on-screen virginity to Nicola Blackstock, the Best Person In Emmerdale^TM (although he probably did it with someone else first, I dunno).


Chris Parker / Spencer Moon:

[/li][li]Does not have the same t-shirt as me.

[/li][li]Wears lipstick.

[/li][li]Is an annoying little whiny fucking stupid fucking little cock.

[/li][li]"Shane is really like a brother to me – he’s great fun and I spend a lot of time with him."


Karl, then.

[Mrs Karl Davies.]

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[ihateandysugden]

Karl is better looking but his voice is the most annoying in the world ever.

is he still goin out with that jasmine from emmerdale in real life?

[fused]

Those two are both so hot! Both gorgeous lads. I'd love to see some weird crossover soap where their characters become gay lovers.

Anyway, out of the two Karl is definitely hotter. I'm a Yorkshire lad myself, so I also liked the fact he was in a Yorkshire based soap. In interviews he comes across far better than Chris Parker does (not difficult I know) and seems quite nice. Plus Karl Davies seems secure enough in his sexuality to talk about getting fanmail from guys without having to immediately reinforce his heterosexuality afterwards.

danniiboy said:

Chris Parker is seeing Lara McAllen, the girl from Angel City.

She's hot too! Even though I'm gay, she is a gorgeous girl.