Cock fight: Karl v Paul

[lowculture.co.uk]

Vote in our first lowlculture Celebrity Cock Fight!
We've chosen the world of Neighbours for the first poll, and specifically those bastions of middle-aged shagability, Karl Kennedy and Paul Robinson.
So if you think Paul is the Ramsay Street resident who's got it going on down below, give him your vote.
But if you think Karl's the one who's really making Izzy's eyes water, click now.
Don't forget to give us the reasons for your choice. Results on the website next week.

[Cherubic]

I think Paul's is bigger, but Karl is a more tender lover.

[smellslikesomeghost]

Paul is so smug I am guessing that he has to be the one with the biggest. I agree with cherubic though that Karl would be the better lover; Paul would be one of those selfish smoothies.

[mrmonkey]

I'm the only vote (currently) for Karl, but that's just cause I'm playing the wishful thinking game and praying he is the larger so that Billy may have inherited this from his Dad.

[jode*]

Paul is just compensating for his tiny schlong by being overly egotistical and mean.

Karl's a doctor so even if he is naturally small I'm sure he can get hold of some penile growth drugs from his G.P.'s cupboard.

My vote therefore goes to Karl.

[Elly]

Although this:

mrmonkey said:

I'm the only vote (currently) for Karl, but that's just cause I'm playing the wishful thinking game and praying he is the larger so that Billy may have inherited this from his Dad.

is the kind of reasoning I can get behind (I miss Billy. They should bring Billy back) I would still have to go with Paul. It's all about how Izzy gravitates, you see. When she's talking about how she's always looking for 'the spark' she actually means the biggest cock. Paul's is currently the biggest, but rest assured, in a couple of month's time there will be some other hot middle-aged guy for the fair Izzy to sink her claws into, who we can only assume will be hung like a horse.

[Steven]

I'm beginning to think this is somewhat redundant, and after today's episode we should be having the Izzy v. Susan vag fight.

[klee]

Pandarama said:

I'm beginning to think this is somewhat redundant, and after today's episode we should be having the Izzy v. Susan vag fight.

Susan: three kids. She'd definitely win.

Paul has a tiny penis and a tiny penis attitude. Karl probably isn't any great shakes either, but he'd probably be more eager to please.

And at the end of the day, it's always nice to have a man who says "thank you".

[David Hunter]

When Stefan did his attrocious single back in the late 80s he was often pictured in No1 and Smash Hits wearing 'wacky' odd coloured socks! Well hung men never wear odd coloured socks. They don't need that kind of attention. They have a quiet confidence. Therefore as I always suspected Paul has a tidder and Karl gets my vote.

As for the beautiful Billy I'm loving his work on Hallmark's 'House'. He's even tastier as he gets older.

[pauliepoos]

David said:

When Stefan did his attrocious single back in the late 80s he was often pictured in No1 and Smash Hits wearing 'wacky' odd coloured socks! Well hung men never wear odd coloured socks. They don't need that kind of attention. They have a quiet confidence. Therefore as I always suspected Paul has a tidder and Karl gets my vote.

I recall an expose in a trashy tabloid where Dame Jacqui O'Sullivan of Bananarama had had an entanglement with Stefan Dennis, and they interviewed some other bint he'd been poking and he response was "yeah, he's big and all that, but...." Therefore Stefan/Paul does have a big cock. I wouldn't do either though. Give me Guy Pearce in Memento.

[Cherubic]

I think it's very unfortunate that you started the thread then Paul falls off the face of the earth (probably plotting more evil schemes in his volcano lair) and Karl dumps his izzy, has a heart attack, dearly dies. Cock fight can't continue if neither of them are using their cocks. If Karl isn't indulging in saucy inuendo with the nurses within the week I'm writing to complain.