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Post by Nick on Jul 22, 2006 0:20:03 GMT
The sexy Emmerdale trailer! It's like the old Green Wing billboard campaign, a bit. But better, obviously (Emmerdale is better than Green Wing, you see).
Very, very difficult to tell what's happening, as it was on TV, but apparently it's showing in cinemas, too, so maybe it all becomes clear there. Nice to see Donna in the middle, though.
They've had the cast talking about their characters in the Metro all week. The commute has been a PLEASURE, for once. I really like (most of) the Emmerdale cast.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jul 22, 2006 15:59:01 GMT
I hit the curb on my driving lesson earlier because I was trying to read what the billboard tag line was saying.
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Post by Nick on Jul 24, 2006 19:59:11 GMT
And today they had a 'bit after the end credits'. Just like Acorn Antiques. And Hollyoaks. Do Hollyoaks still do that?
A really pointless little scene for Diane and Alan to repeat pretty much exactly what they said a couple of minutes earlier, in the scene just before the end credits. A nasty, stilted little bit of unnecessary bonus dialogue with a horrible little musical sting at the end.
Don't EVER do that again, Emmerdale.
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Post by Nicholas on Jul 24, 2006 20:15:59 GMT
They did it yesterday, as well. I think they might think it is "art" or something.
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Post by Nick on Jul 24, 2006 20:23:24 GMT
Oh, this is too awful for words.
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Golden Meg
Jane Asher
"pour me a port, Anne"
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Post by Golden Meg on Jul 25, 2006 10:19:48 GMT
Whenever that trailer comes on the fat woman in the middle reminds me of Tubbs in the League of Gentlemen suckling a piglet.
A horrible thought for teatime.
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Mr Kenneth
Jane Asher
Hang on! Twenty-six planets? Innumerable Daleks? I make that Pimm's O' Clock!
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Post by Mr Kenneth on Jul 25, 2006 13:26:31 GMT
I love the trailer though! It's got such good production values. Full on operatic arrangement of the theme tune and arty shooting. Looks just like a Rembrandt painting or something, it's fantastic. I love the way Louise seems to get the beer in her face.
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Post by F13 on Aug 8, 2006 1:47:25 GMT
Is there not one photo of the dearly departed Noreen on the Internet at all?
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Post by raspberry on Sept 21, 2006 19:59:02 GMT
WOWSadie took a shot to the stomach last night, was I the only one who watched it?
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Post by sultenfuss on Sept 22, 2006 15:40:57 GMT
I loved it although the use of Evanescense (?) on the soundtrack was hideously clunky and the whole bitch fakes her own death was something of a rehash of Claire King's exit, Cain's numerous costume changes were camp as larry aswell. On reflection Sadie was never going to get killed off...every time i've seen Patsy Kensit give an interview in the past few years she's raved about how wonderful the producers are and how they saved her career etc.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jun 14, 2007 15:15:25 GMT
Did anybody else see Rosemary's fall? It's so funny! It's like she's still in The Avengers. I should start watching Emmerdale full time. Here it is: Also the other day I saw that Eli Dingle was wearing a top that I own. There are few things more upsetting than realising that you have a similar dress sense to one of the dingles. I doubt I'll wear it again.
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Post by xenomaniac on Jun 14, 2007 21:11:56 GMT
That episode was amazing. The good thing is they have made The Kings so awful that they can throw whatever they want at them and I'll have no sympathy. Rosemany swearing revenge was A-mazing.
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Post by raspberry on Jun 14, 2007 21:48:35 GMT
Is Marlon dead?
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jun 15, 2007 0:11:02 GMT
Oh yes, what's happened to Marlon? I saw he was in a coma. I doubt he'll die. He's one of the soap immortals who knows he won't get work anywhere else and the producers have a soft spot for. Emmerdale 5000ad will be him and a load of Cockroaches.
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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 15, 2007 8:05:57 GMT
I laughed at the scene where the doctor was explaining to the family what had happened and then just turned around and shouted (without breathing once) "We need 1 litre of hydrochlorax and an supra pubic catheter with a lumber puncture in the left vertebrae NOW and after that he needs a barium meal with an asprin and a barcardi breezer, watermelon flavour*" and then turned back to the family and said "We're doing all we can for him".
Her family must have been so proud after her going through drama school and struggling as an actress to deliver that one line without cocking it up.
* I was paraphrasing.
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Post by latoyajunkie on Jun 15, 2007 12:26:38 GMT
I spotted Rosemary from Emmerdale in a Steven Segal movie yesterday. I picked up a copy of 2002's 'Half Past Dead' and Rosemary was one of the main stars with a dodgy wig and an American accent. She was a high court judge who got kidnapped. At the end she gets thrown out of a helicopter!! Ja-Rule co-starred as did 80's flop pop singer Nia Peeples. Segal wore a Du-Rag throught the movie, classy stuff!
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Post by longsnakemoan on Jun 18, 2007 16:01:46 GMT
I love Val. The woman is comedic legend. Is any man safe before her? No, is the answer.
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Post by raspberry on Jun 18, 2007 17:55:02 GMT
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Post by longsnakemoan on Jun 18, 2007 18:54:08 GMT
What is it with Emmerdale's use of music over dramatic parts. On soaps it just feels wrong and I might write in an complain. It's like when Eastenders uses dream sequences and wobbly cameras when someone is drunk/on pills.
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Smudge
Su Pollard
We should be doing the Hokey Cokey
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Post by Smudge on Jun 20, 2007 1:41:16 GMT
The opening credits are shit, it's like when you try to make a leaflet on Microsoft Publisher and it has all these random, unrelated clip art pictures of grapes or something.
Kudos to whoever said about Val being hilarious. Kelly Windsor's "modelling" job at the DIY tool shop was also top quality, doing the splits while waving a drill around...pure gold.
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Post by longsnakemoan on Jun 21, 2007 18:41:12 GMT
Val tonight. Just when you thought Billy and Diane were gonna get it on there she stumbles crying and messy 'I've just been sick again.' Love her.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 10, 2007 18:12:01 GMT
How long has Lillian off the smoking room been on Emmerdale?! I love the woman.
ALSO: She's an intersopial, since she's played a clipboard-wielding inspector type on Doctors at least twice. AND the guy playing her husband in this (yes?) who was Stan in Dinnerladies was the guy in Corrie who flogged Fred his fake Thai Bride.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 10, 2007 18:18:17 GMT
Hmmm, Lillian off The Smoking Room is not being Lillian off The Smoking Room in this. What an error. She just did some ironing. Lillian would never do ironing, she'd just buy new clothes on the cheap from Primark.
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Post by schmindie on Sept 14, 2007 10:29:19 GMT
Andy, Andy, Andy, such a sterotypical simple farmer lad. He marries his childhood sweetheart, only for her to have an affair with his adoptive brother, gets the local teen-bitch pregnant (who then goes on to share sapphic delights with the reverand's niece), wins his wife back (after her entire family is killed in a car crash, in which she in injured) only to have an affair himself with the new local twenties-ish bitch. Who now likes goats, and got swept away by a hot air balloon, and then Andy proposed to her and gave her what looked like a cubic zircona engagement ring in a fake Tiffany's box, liek the ones you see on Ebay. You would think he would have learned that rushing into an engagement or wedding is bad (especially with a girl who spreads her legs at the drop of a hat), but the glaikit, thousand yard stare and weak smile on his face last night when Jo said yes said it all. The poor, deluded boy.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 14, 2007 11:41:25 GMT
Well done on actually learning so much about Andy Sugden. Whenever I see him I lapse into a sleep so deep that it could probably be classed as death. He's so dull. And his big muscle man body scares the shit out of me. It doesn't suit his face.
Apparently Rosemary King left last night? Why? How has this been allowed to happen?
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