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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Jun 4, 2005 9:44:35 GMT
Well, they all made it through the first 7 days. Except Mary of course. Poor Mary.
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Post by WhiteNoiseMaker on Jun 4, 2005 10:03:55 GMT
Craig's attempt at currying housemate/public favour was appalling/hilarious - Baby One More Time performed a la an attention seeking child.
No wonder Mary went after being too damning of everyone else for being two-faced (but who was it allowing herself to be hugged by Roberto after saying she wouldn't two-facedly go along with that if she got kicked out?) - it is a game show, after all, and you *are* meant to play along. Moaning about the arguments when she caused half of them was pretty rich as well.
Ultimately I think Craig might actually turn out to be quite funny - he might do a new song every time he's nominated.
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Post by nickinoo on Jun 5, 2005 0:55:47 GMT
Can't stand Craig, he's a nightmare. He reminds me of Matt Lucas' Geri Haliwell - 'You two are my bestest friends in the whole world'. There's a ten year old child trapped inside of him. Science (who's currently shouting at himself/rapping as a type) is a bit of a twat too, but don't even get me started on Maxwell.
Will they ever stop arguing though? I wouldn't mind if they actually went anywhere (ie. fistycuffs - see them two violent types, BB5), but its just a bit boring. I don't wanna see sex (see the pig and the brummie, BB3) because I'm not that depraved, or deprived for that matter. I want to see controversy and deceit. Come on, what happened to evil Big Brother?
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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 5, 2005 13:36:11 GMT
I fear Craig has been watching too much BBC3. His tearful speech was an uncomfortable blend of Jill in Nighty Night, Shirley Ghostman and David Brent.
If I was in the house I'd start calling him Mary.
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Post by JJ on Jun 5, 2005 17:39:17 GMT
Derek is starting to piss me off now. Mary was absolutely right about him. I only like three housemates - Kemal, Makosi and Vanessa. But only because Vanessa hasn't spoken yet. Lesley seems okay but she's always adjusing her tits. I liked Mary.
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Post by Geo on Jun 5, 2005 18:21:22 GMT
Im completely fed up with this lot now, its fast becoming another BB4. Minus the arguing they really are dull..what would they do if they stopped arguing? theres no drunken games in the garden, no lively banter that doesnt turn into a fight, they're just a bunch of rejects from a Trisha show.
Big B seem to have given up on the weekly task as theres been no mention of one so far
and they (and we) need one and soon!
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Post by David Hunter on Jun 5, 2005 23:54:38 GMT
Tell me I'm not the only one who thought Vanessa looked like an Oompa Loompa during the counting task!
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Post by David Hunter on Jun 5, 2005 23:58:33 GMT
Oh and another thing: Derek's plan - to win Big Brother and be the only popular Tory in the country (or indeed in history). Then stand for leader of the party, win that and hope to become the first black Tory gay Prime Minister in lime jeans and a pastel polo neck!
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jun 6, 2005 0:45:36 GMT
I am sick of seeing other housemates recieve little footage on the highlights shows so we can spend half of them watching whatever Kemal did that day.
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Post by nickinoo on Jun 6, 2005 2:20:36 GMT
I'm starting to love Lesley. Sam's currently crying about her make-up bag or something, frantically searching the house for it. Very funny viewing, I think Lesley lost it or something but she's not owning up. The rest of the housemates (the ones that can be arsed, at least, or want to shag her) are pretending to help her look for it and try their hardest to take it seriously. She's a twat isn't she.
I like the divide that's occuring too, the populars and the underdogs. But I wish they didn't all have such short tempers on them and got a sense of humour. Mind you, Vanessa and Lesley have got the right idea with their faux-lesbian romp, hilarious!
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Post by Becky on Jun 6, 2005 8:36:15 GMT
Tell me I'm not the only one who thought Vanessa looked like an Oompa Loompa during the counting task! Yes! Thats what I was thinking too! The Mike TV Oompa Loompa bit. Was she speaking like she was on purpose or does dhe always speak like that? I cant say I remember her saying anything before that. |
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Post by WhiteNoiseMaker on Jun 6, 2005 20:44:18 GMT
Vanessa in the goggles and coat was brilliant, Big Brother for once lived up to his sinister title - SIT DOWN VANESSA! I swear she was about to piss herself with fright.
I am still hoping that Maxwell will enter the diary room one day and find it slowly starting to fill up with water, with the doors locked and no answer from BB.
God that sounds a bit evil. Let's just say I don't like Maxwell. In the words of Science 'A bin slipped out of my hand and hit a prick on the head, so what?'
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Post by Jen on Jun 6, 2005 22:23:31 GMT
I am loving this more and more every day. I love Saskia and I love Maxwell- I think he's going to do a Craig from bb, soon all that laddish bravado is going to fade.
I am loving this more and more every day. I love Saskia and I love Maxwell- I think he's going to do a Craig from bb, soon all that laddish bravado is going to fade.
Sam is a henious human being and the fiasco with her make up bag (for godsake woman its 2:30 am! why do you need lipgloss?) only shows her true colours further. Hopefully she'll be gone this week.
Didn't really understand the Kemal and Roberto argument but did think when he started ranting that Roberto couldn't touch him, offend him in any way- then why has be been screaming and ranting and is "re-assessing their relatonship" because of it?
I am loving this!
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Post by David Hunter on Jun 6, 2005 23:14:31 GMT
I'm starting to love Lesley. I am calling her The Udders From Hudders! |
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Post by Geo on Jun 7, 2005 8:41:21 GMT
A Task. At Last.
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Post by JJ on Jun 7, 2005 19:03:24 GMT
Take a look at this picture of our sexy Lesley entering the house. |
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jun 7, 2005 23:41:01 GMT
Ever since my sister mentioned it I can't look at Vanessa without her reminding me of Dory from Finding Nemo, which strangely enough is her favourite film.   |
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Post by Geo on Jun 8, 2005 10:08:39 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2005 10:51:33 GMT
That is terrifyingly true. Also, why hasn't she learnt? People called Vanessa do not fare well in the Big Brother house. |
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Jun 8, 2005 18:32:46 GMT
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Post by SweatShop on Jun 8, 2005 22:58:20 GMT
I thought that the minute I saw him with the curly hair and the afro. All we need for him to do now is scarily grin all the time. |
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Post by pauliepoos on Jun 9, 2005 17:12:37 GMT
You're all wrong. I couldn't work out which Jewish momma character he reminded me of but now it's come to me. Kemal IS Lesley Joseph.   |
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jun 9, 2005 17:38:12 GMT
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Jun 10, 2005 9:16:28 GMT
I am currently enjoying Vanessa's diary room lisp
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Post by 1stpoofinspace on Jun 11, 2005 23:35:38 GMT
I'm starting to love Lesley. I am calling her The Udders From Hudders! Ha ha, nice one...I am actually from Hudders originally, and I feel duty bound to point out that not everyone from our fair town is a gormless, brainless, vile, ugly slice of idiot pie. 85-90% of us, yeah, ok. But not everyone. |
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