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Dirrty
Jun 25, 2004 9:45:06 GMT
Post by Steven on Jun 25, 2004 9:45:06 GMT
Last night's C4 show had me giggling like a small child.
First it was the TV sets and Michelle's insistence that Marco's looked like a "lady garden". I have neither heard nor used the expression "lady garden" before, but it's such a fabulous expression I think I might have to use it all the time now.
And then there was Shell, Nadia, and Michelle's conversation about vibrators, and how much fun it would be if Big Brother awarded them a prize of six vibrators. Easily the best part of this was Shell saying "or just turn the cameras off for five minutes and I'll do it myself".
There's nothing like a bit of good old-fashioned smut, is there?
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Dirrty
Jun 25, 2004 9:49:18 GMT
Post by Sparkle on Jun 25, 2004 9:49:18 GMT
I am disturbed by Shell's fancy for Owen Wilson. Surely Shell masturbating over Owen Wilson would be akin to Shell masturbating over herself. They look scarily similar.
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TrixieFirecracker
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Dirrty
Jun 25, 2004 10:51:50 GMT
Post by TrixieFirecracker on Jun 25, 2004 10:51:50 GMT
When Marco, Michelle and Nadia were in the Diary Room talking about Marco's Lady Garden and Nadia was fiddling with it, I don't think I've laughed so much at Big Brother 5. It's actually made them go up in my estimation, and instead of Marco and Nadia being my least favourite housemates it's now Stuart and Vanessa. I really liked Vanessa but she's pissing me off now and she's going to go tonight anyway. I think it's going to be Dan and Nadia left at the end.
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adam
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Dirrty
Jun 25, 2004 12:02:16 GMT
Post by adam on Jun 25, 2004 12:02:16 GMT
I LOVED that bit in last nights show. It was fucking hillarious.
I love it when Big Brother says things like "Could you explain what a 'lady garden' is?"
A-H-M-E-D. AHHHH - MED. ARRRRRRR - MED. What a nutty man.
Yes Vanessa needs to bog off. I really like Dan now, I'm glad he's started bitching about Jason, he is quite clearly the biggest twat alive. More moody, than my father!
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Dirrty
Jun 26, 2004 0:13:47 GMT
Post by moondial on Jun 26, 2004 0:13:47 GMT
And then there was Shell, Nadia, and Michelle's conversation about vibrators, and how much fun it would be if Big Brother awarded them a prize of six vibrators. Easily the best part of this was Shell saying "or just turn the cameras off for five minutes and I'll do it myself". The second best was desperate glamour model wannabe Michelle quickly butting in with "Oooh I'd want an hour". And when all the housemates first came in who'd have thought Shell would be the one frigging herself senseless. I was waiting after she'd said she'd finally had an orgasm for Michelle to quickly say "Ooooh I've had seven."
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