Boot camp task

[trollte]

How evil is that? As soon as the privates find out that Jason and Michelle are spurring the privates on to pass the test so that the privates are put on eviction duty, they are going to be fucking livid.

I hope they fail and it's all Jason's fault, and finally, *finally* I get the chance to vote that wanker out!

[Sparkle]

I think it's fantastic. I loved Michelle's attempt at sergeantly praise to Shell - "Nicely done, princess." Bless her.

[zaffra]

I wouldn't say I was coming round to him exactly, but Jason hasn't been as big a knob as I expected being a Sergeant. Maybe it's in the editing?

Nadia seemed to think she was being picked on, but I think it's simply she (undersatandably) doesn't like being subordinate to Jason. When it came down to it her diary room complaint was that she couldn't wear something more clevagey a short skirt and heels.

Ahmed really is useless, I'm glad Michelle had a go at him, he's being pathetic, but she did sneak a 'chicken' in when telling him off.

[TheVulcanizedOne]

If they pass the task, Victor MUST be kept in. PLEASE get rid of Ahmed, his constant bitching, moaning and crying are really getting on my nerves. Plus in the past few weeks Victor's true self has shone through and he's a genuinely nice bloke. Plus he reminds me of my old Rasta childminder. In short Victor = Must Be Kept In.
Ahmed = Must Be Evicted.

[Becky]

I agree. Ahmed is really getting on my nerves now. Ive always quite liked Victor. He's just playing the game, like everyone else. At least he admits what hes up to unlike other people. However, even though Jason does that too, he is just annoying.

[jode*]

Becky said:

Ahmed is really getting on my nerves now.

I gave him the benefit of the doubt at first, but he is utterly freaking me out now. He is sooo scary, and creepy, if i was in the house i wouldn't want him anywhere near me...

[smellslikesomeghost]

Ahmed should go. He became too confident when Becki was evicted rather than him. I think he believes that he must be becoming some kind of cult figure a la Tickle. Far from it, it's just that she was even more despicable than him.

I like Victor.
I am a little concerned about the druggy/thuggy rumours, but I'm going on what I see and let's face it...tra la la, it's only a gameshow.
He's cute when he smiles, and funny.

I think Dan looks fairly hot in his army gear.

[zaffra]

Nadia and Jason's spat was really stupid, they both start shouting and forget why they are shouting at each other - It didn't make either of them look good, and the thing the housemates seem to miss is that it was Victor who spured Jason on to make the scene in the first place.

I'm not really a Victor fan, but Ahmed has to go first.

[elmsyrup]

smellslikesomeghost said:

I think Dan looks fairly hot in his army gear.

He looks like a porn star. I definitely would.

[zaffra]

elmsyrup said:

He looks like a porn star. I definitely would.

apparently he goes down 'like a granny on a frosty morning'

eewwww

[dizzie]

I’ve always had a soft spot for Dan but he’s not done anything recently to make me like him more (if that makes sense). In contrast, Michelle has turned into a star, she’s got her catchphrase ‘Chicken’, the love (or psychotic obsession, whichever you prefer) of her life with Stu-pid, and now a mortal enemy with A-a-a-a-a-ahmed. She’s practically a Superhero!

Mind you, Dan looked even hotter when he got rid of the combats, put on his tightest T-shirt and jeans, and nicked Jason’s Sergeants hat – very Frankie Goes To Hollywood!

[Steven]

dizzie said:

Mind you, Dan looked even hotter when he got rid of the combats, put on his tightest T-shirt and jeans, and nicked Jason’s Sergeants hat – very Frankie Goes To Hollywood!

I thought that too. It was quite distressing how much I wanted to jump his bones at that point.

I feel bad, though. Last night I was cheering Michelle on for calling Ahmed a "fucking imbecile" and an "ignorant little man", but it's not really a very nice thing to do, is it?

Then again, any sympathy I may have had for Ahmed evaporated when he began the routine of woe about how no one ever takes his side. Perhaps if he'd made a slight attempt to endear himself to the others, just once or twice, instead of being a petulant and argumentative little bundle of spite all the time, they might be a little more kindly disposed towards him.

Incidentally, the concept of someone being threatened with automatic eviction for lobbing a flip-flop at another housemate in a moment of blind rage is hilarious.

[dizzie]

Big Brother really doesn’t like Michelle, does he? Poor girl, throws a harmless flip-flop (surely a stunningly inspired projectile to choose) and gets the full ‘Michelle, do you WANT to leave the BB house?’ BB Headmaster treatment, yet Ahmed goes around throwing those ugly orange glasses at her and never gets told off at all. Jay and Vic seem to have approx 1 warning per 20 rule breaks, but Michelle lays a finger on a prop and almost gets booted out the back door.

Ahmed is a horrible little misogynist! He completely ignored the fact that Jason, as the other sergeant, had as much to do with the privates being up for eviction as Michelle. Just him shouting ‘don’t you dare shout at me’ had me shouting some very rude words about him at my TV. However, I do find myself laughing at Ahmed’s argument techniques ‘I’m a bastard? No, you’re a bastard’ and ‘I’m a hypocrite? No, you’re a hypocrite’! Hard to believe the man’s a law graduate.

[Steven]

Did Ahmed make a big song and dance about the fact that the flip-flop could have gone in his eye? I'd be very interested to see the physics of how that would work, considering he wears glasses.