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Post by coxy1979 on Oct 16, 2006 16:48:18 GMT
Amazing - no.
A deliriously entertaining lowculture classic. Quite possibly.
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Post by Joel on Oct 16, 2006 21:03:23 GMT
What was that 'Give it to me!' song playing while they all had sex? It was like low-rent Northern Gwen Stefani and I kind of liked it. Poor gay Tinhead, having to settle for porn while the others had sex. Although it was with hookers. Who were miserable. And stopped halfway through... Okay, maybe an internet wank isn't so bad.
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Post by coxy1979 on Oct 17, 2006 12:38:46 GMT
I love the fact that one of the things made gay Tinhead realise that he was a bit of a gay was that his room was cleaner than the other two.
Because all gays don't like clutter you know.
Another question, why was that other model in the casting session wearing shit loads of eyeliner? Twas very bizarre.
I am assuming that this Stella is Claire King, yet another soap castaway to jump on board the Hollyoaks Express.
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Post by Joel on Oct 17, 2006 17:41:29 GMT
Because all gays don't like clutter you know. Ha! Tell that to my floor, if you can find it.
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Post by Muinimula on Oct 18, 2006 21:19:17 GMT
I must confess this programme has seeped into my regular viewing schedule. Not at 9pm, though - I have to wait for the late night repeat...
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Post by coxy1979 on Oct 24, 2006 10:50:48 GMT
Things to like this week. - More gratuitous Tinhead nakedness
- Ben getting over Lisa and declaring his undying love for another woman within an hour
- The sweet scene between the school boy gay and his fag hag in training
- Hardly any Burton
But wait! What's that I hear on the horizon? Is it the sound of Tinhead getting a blowjob from another man. Why yes it is! Well we've waited long enough.
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Post by schmindie on Oct 24, 2006 11:48:38 GMT
Somehow I've managed to avoid watching this and "normal" Hollyoaks, but on the merits of this thread alone I think I should give it a try.
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Post by coxy1979 on Oct 31, 2006 16:11:33 GMT
God knows what was going on in the script meeting for last night's episode Highlights include - Gay tinhead getting a gay blow job
- The most unerotic lapdance ever seen
- Marcus Patric's arse
Is this mic still on. Hello? Hello?
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Post by thelovelykate on Nov 14, 2006 11:05:50 GMT
Watched about 5 minutes of this last night and was completely confused. Lisa and some other random people were at a party that appeared to be in a warehouse and everyone was wearing (really cheap looking) bondage gear. Lisa was wearing a FOUL dress but then quickly took it off in favour of cavorting about in her underwear. If I hadn't have been watched this with other people I would have convinced myself that it was a dream - it was that bizarre.
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Post by coxy1979 on Nov 15, 2006 9:47:51 GMT
In other news, gay Tinhead is getting married, but has moved a schoolboy into his flat. It can only end in tears.
And Lisa getting drug-raped whilst being filmed by a midget is something I never thought I would see in any Hollyoaks incarnation (well - the midget part anyway)
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Post by Nicholas on Nov 15, 2006 14:02:26 GMT
Almost as fabulous as H:ITC itself are the context - sensitive ads that are appearing at the top of these pages. Does anyone know what a "5Star Sauna" is? (Actually, I do, as my mouse accidentally landed on it a moment ago. It's not something I have any interest in, and may have difficulty explaining in the office!). Is "Gay Surrey" (which I find much more interesting) a contradiction in terms?
I am going to put the word "gay" here again (and "blowjob", just to be safe) to see if anything else can be teased out.
Gay blowjob.
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Post by Joel on Nov 15, 2006 17:57:49 GMT
There's plenty of gay in Surrey.
At least we know where all the rape has gone from Hollyoaks Proper. Poor Lisa. Bad midget.
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 15, 2006 20:57:31 GMT
Don't pity her! Think of the the (foul) hair! Think of the (bad fake) boobs! Think of the months of "Jake I really love you because Dan died" we all had to put up with.
I hope the midjet climbs inside her and bites his way out through her chest.
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Post by Joel on Nov 17, 2006 19:10:45 GMT
Don't pity her! Think of the the (foul) hair! Think of the (bad fake) boobs! Think of the months of "Jake I really love you because Dan died" we all had to put up with. I hope the midjet climbs inside her and bites his way out through her chest. This is true. I don't know which Maxim photographer told her that mid-80s Martina Navaratilova was the look du jour of the skimpy-underwear model.
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Post by thelovelykate on Nov 18, 2006 12:18:02 GMT
I really do wish she would stop stripping down to her underwear. She is very far from being fat but compared to all the Polly Pocket sized women (and indeed men) on this show she does look like a bit of a heffalump.
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Post by thelovelykate on Nov 21, 2006 17:59:44 GMT
they start their gay story next week then. though now it's become even more uncomfortable due to the fact the lad is tipping into insanity (pretended to be homeless so he could move in with his teacher and occasionally smell his shirt) I don't think that's insane. Any behaviour at all is resonable if it means you get to live with Tinhead! In other exciting HITC news Claire King was on Paul O'Grady the other day talking about her imminent arrival. Very exciting! I hope she has some filthy sex with Fireman Ben or/and Tinhead (not that pimp/manager of Lisa's though - he has a meathead).
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Post by frap on Nov 23, 2006 1:24:51 GMT
I am not reading the rest of this thread because because I have only just started watching the repeats on Channel 4 but I am waiting anxiously for Philip Olivier to become a gayer. Although I actually started watching it for that, I've actually become entranced by it. It's really good in a kind of awful way! I think a lot of late nights might be on the horizon.
Tonight's highlight: "Naughty Burton" *thwack*
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Post by Joel on Nov 23, 2006 18:04:07 GMT
I am not reading the rest of this thread because because I have only just started watching the repeats on Channel 4 but I am waiting anxiously for Philip Olivier to become a gayer. Although I actually started watching it for that, I've actually become entranced by it. It's really good in a kind of awful way! I think a lot of late nights might be on the horizon. Tonight's highlight: "Naughty Burton" *thwack* He's STILL not a proper gay, and it's like a year down the line. Don't hold your breath.
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Post by frap on Nov 23, 2006 19:57:05 GMT
I am not reading the rest of this thread because because I have only just started watching the repeats on Channel 4 but I am waiting anxiously for Philip Olivier to become a gayer. Although I actually started watching it for that, I've actually become entranced by it. It's really good in a kind of awful way! I think a lot of late nights might be on the horizon. Tonight's highlight: "Naughty Burton" *thwack* He's STILL not a proper gay, and it's like a year down the line. Don't hold your breath. Rubbish. Attitude has misled me. Good thing I enjoy it for other things then!
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Post by coxy1979 on Nov 24, 2006 12:53:18 GMT
Clare King was on the E4 show on Monday. And she had her way with Ben.
It went a bit rubbish, but with the gay Tinhead thing rearing it's pretty head once more, it's time to set the video again!
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Post by Nicholas on Dec 6, 2006 13:35:55 GMT
I am quite peeved about this. Well, really I am peeved with Telewest Teleport: Hollyoaks in The City is sometimes there and sometimes not. I didn't watch it on Monday, because I thought I would be able to watch on demand like I did last week. Oh no. Not there. I am going to have to try the Channel 4 website now, which is baffling at the best of times.
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Post by David on Dec 6, 2006 13:40:42 GMT
Call me naïve, but do the English police forces bother with cottage entrapments now? I'd have thought their budgets wouldn't allow for such frivolities these days.
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Post by Nicholas on Dec 6, 2006 13:49:06 GMT
Section 71 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 proscribes sexual activity in a public lavatory. Follow the link if you want all the ins and outs (ooh) www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2003/30042--b.htm#71However, whether or not the police are quite as zealous about this as they were under the old law, I am not entirely sure. I guess if they had complaints about a certain public lavatory, they would follow it up! I imagine Spartacus Guide would list Tinhead's cottage as either "AYOR" or "Caution - police". Er, not that I would know.
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Post by David on Dec 6, 2006 16:02:30 GMT
Hmmm, interesting. And a very thorough answer. Thank you.
The scene took me by surprise to be honest (much like Tinhead), I don't think a gay storyline has gone down the "caught in the public lavatories" route for a good while.
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Post by coxy1979 on Dec 7, 2006 11:42:38 GMT
They're making a right balls-up of the whole gay Tinhead storyline.
And when does it end. It seems to have gone on forever
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