Hollyoaks: In The City

[coxy1979]

So did anyone watch this.

OK, so odious Ben and Lisa are still there, but plus points include

• Philip Olivier naked - which is never a bad thing
  
• Everyone being a little bit gay. Not fully gay mind you, cos that would be wierd
  
• Erm that's it
  

OK, so it was a bit shit really, but am I right in thinking that Olivier is going to have a bit of bum fun with a pupil. Hurrah.

[Adrian]

coxy1979 said:

Olivier is going to have a bit of bum fun with a pupil. Hurrah.

Clearly. They've been flashing this little piece of temptation around the 'gay' media for the past month.

It'll only be worth it if he shows his cock.

A

[spanky]

Was the guy who played Pot Plant in Brookside also? He looks familiar.

[skillex]

Ooh, I expect this was rubbish but is it repeated? I missed it.

[jem]

I didn't care when they were in Hollyoaks, I didn't care in their last programme and I really don't care now. Never minded Ben when he was with Izzy but Lisa was always a pain in the ass.

[SweatShop]

coxy1979 said:

So did anyone watch this.

OK, so odious Ben and Lisa are still there, but plus points include

• Philip Olivier naked - which is never a bad thing
  
• Everyone being a little bit gay. Not fully gay mind you, cos that would be wierd
  
• Erm that's it
  

KYM MARSH.

[Ezzie]

How does Lisa's new boob job look?

[raspberry]

ezzie said:

How does Lisa's new boob job look?

Wonky, but her terrible hair cut distracts you from that.

[[james]]

Her new hair is a bit wonky too. She should stop hiring stylists and plastic surgeons with one short leg.

[trixie]

Lisa looked awful, but quite frankly the hilarity of Kym Marsh accepting a role which makes her even less endearing than she is in real life was the main thing tickling me.

[Robbing the Dead]

Oh my it is shit. Hollyoaks in Brookside would be a better title. That black one off of Brooky and Philip Olivier.

The gaying better start soon.

[coxy1979]

So it's gonna be Olivier and the school kid then!!

Should be Olivier and the gay for pay Australian. That would brighten up Monday nights.

But yes - it is shit and I feel dirty watching it.

[sultenfuss]

Kym Marsh is the best thing in it, she plays a ho-bag really well which I suspect is the direction they are going to take with her character in Corrie. She ads a bit of glamour to it I think and her hair looks amazing.

[Robbing the Dead]

Is the Australian gay for pay? In what way? Does he do porn?

[zsazsagabortion]

It pains me that I don't have a freeview box so I can't watch this...

[coxy1979]

I love the way the opening credits change every week, seemingly depending on who could be arsed to turn up to filming.

Ms Marsh was AWOL for no particular reason, as was Monsieur Olivier's piece of fluff, to be replaced by his current woman, who made the Valentine family look like Academy Award winners.

It is still hilarious though.

[coxy1979]

Well I'm still watching it - it's awful beyound belief.

This week's lowlights:

• Roy Hudd snorting coke off a see through table, before being treated to a lapdance then having a coronary
  
• The schoolboy gay giving his fag hag fashion advice to make her look like a slut
  
• A ridiculous bikini babe car wash that looked like 50p porn
  
• Philip Olivier scooping shit out of a toilet bowl before throwing it out of his girlfriend's parent's window
  

But best/worst of all, a dead Kym Marsh being found in the back on a binman's lorry. THEY KILLED ONE FIFTH OF HEAR'SAY!!!

P.S: The gaying still hasn't started.

[skillex]

What do you mean the gaying still hasn't started?

I saw the bit with the cocaine/stripper/heart attack last night. I thought it was Roy Hudd at first but then thought "no, surely he wouldn't lower himself to being in a Hollyoaks spin-off". Clearly I was very wrong.

[Robbing the Dead]

Kym Marsh has already left? I suppose she still has Corrie.

[thelovelykate]

I haven't watched any of this because it looks quite shite (even more so than Hollyoaks which is saying something). However there is now a shiny new trailer for it on E4 featuring Fireman Ben duffing people up and him and Lisa getting amorous with people that are not each other. The trailer is at pains to point out that Lisa has a new haircut. Perhaps the people at E4 think this is one of the highlights of the show.

Regardless, it is dreadful. Her old one made her look like a crackwhore. Her new one makes her look like a butch lezza (no offence to any lezzas out there, butch or otherwise!)

[I Hate Lana Lang]

coxy1979 said:

Well I'm still watching it - it's awful beyound belief.

This week's lowlights:

• Roy Hudd snorting coke off a see through table, before being treated to a lapdance then having a coronary
  
• The schoolboy gay giving his fag hag fashion advice to make her look like a slut
  
• A ridiculous bikini babe car wash that looked like 50p porn
  
• Philip Olivier scooping shit out of a toilet bowl before throwing it out of his girlfriend's parent's window
  

But best/worst of all, a dead Kym Marsh being found in the back on a binman's lorry. THEY KILLED ONE FIFTH OF HEAR'SAY!!!

P.S: The gaying still hasn't started.

I'm not watching this. I've just read your post and I'm not watching this at all!

[trixie]

Honk! This week was awesomly rubbish. I wondered how they were suddenly going to make Tinhead gay but there we go!

[Muinimula]

Well, he hasn't definitely turned yet, but the signs are there. I must say, they've come from nowhere, but that's good writing for you...Next week, one of the other guys will be revealed to be a werewolf.

[sultenfuss]

muinimula said:

Well, he hasn't definitely turned yet, but the signs are there. I must say, they've come from nowhere, but that's good writing for you...Next week, one of the other guys will be revealed to be a werewolf.

Agreed. Well the frequency of rapists living in Chester has seemed quite high in the past.

[JonSpice]

This show is amazing.