Glyn's sexual experiences

[Adrian]

reneem said:

but the other half of me's too thick to know what goes where.

I'll thank you very much. I know exactly where to put it.

A

[jem]

I went through a Welsh stage when I was about 14/15 it probably had more to do with my Manic Street Preacher obsession than the Welsh as a race.

Also I think there's more credibility coming from Orkney than the Scottish Borders or Stranraer.

[Lucinda]

As long as Northern Irish is in the rubbish section of the list, it's all good. Because it really is a bit rubbish. Does English definitely top the list though?

[Also! This isn't really related to anything, but James has made me paranoid about giving people change.]

[[james]]

I'm fairly sure this time of thing happens! I've seen some dirty old men looking disturbingly happy when I've given them change.

[parsnip]

boydsbummerbuddy said:

To be honest, I think I'd rather think about cat raping than Glyn blowing a load.

can I use that as my sig? It made me LOL.

[Nurse Dunkley]

jem said:

Also I think there's more credibility coming from Orkney than the Scottish Borders or Stranraer.

The only thing most people, and by most people I mean me, know about Orkney is that rubbish Big Brother Winner Cameron was formed there, so I'd have to disagree with this statement.

[SweatShop]

jem said:

Also I think there's more credibility coming from Orkney than the Scottish Borders

Woah! Wait a minute! I may loathe the area I come from but it's not all bad! Not as bad as Orkney, for fuck's sake. At least i'm on Scottish mainland so it's easy to escape to Edinburgh or Glasgow and we're the closest scottish county to England, meaning we can escape there as well. We're not stuck on some shitty little island that has a house every couple of miles.

And we don't have any Camerons!*

(* ok, maybe less Camerons then. But.. can I just ask an outsider to point out just what it is that makes us so shit? I'd like to see them listed. I've always known we're rubbish but i'm never sure exactly why.)

[somethingbiblical]

People who live on certain Orcadian/Shetlandish (What's the word for them?) islands often have to get the boat to school or work. That thought depresses me.

I can't think of anything wrong with the Borders. I can't really think of anything at all about the Borders either, mind you. Pretty fields? I don't know. You tell me, I've not been around the places much, just passed through really.

Actually, the most boring place in Scotland is probably Alloa or somewhere like that. I mean, come on, ALLOA?


But moving back to Glyn, how far up this hill does he actually live? He strikes me as so odd because I can't imagine being so proud to live in somewhere that sounds so dreadfully dull, and hardly ever leaving it.

[sgood]

bungle said:

Am I the only one who thinks that to have slept with four people at 18, if true, is actually quite slutty?

Yes. Yes, it is.

[jem]

scissorsister said:

jem said:

Also I think there's more credibility coming from Orkney than the Scottish Borders

Woah! Wait a minute! I may loathe the area I come from but it's not all bad! Not as bad as Orkney, for fuck's sake. At least i'm on Scottish mainland so it's easy to escape to Edinburgh or Glasgow and we're the closest scottish county to England, meaning we can escape there as well. We're not stuck on some shitty little island that has a house every couple of miles.

And we don't have any Camerons!*

(* ok, maybe less Camerons then. But.. can I just ask an outsider to point out just what it is that makes us so shit? I'd like to see them listed. I've always known we're rubbish but i'm never sure exactly why.)

I was brought up on the the West side of the Border it's merely perochial prejudice!

[LoveMusic]

jbugle said:

Just by looking at him you can tell he'd be a bit of a crap shag. The kind who learnt all his 'tricks' from have a sneaky read of his older brother's copy of FHM and had his first ejaculation aged 17 when the cute girl in Co-Op touched his hand when giving his change.

Thats a horrible image