Glyn's sexual experiences

[somethingbiblical]

So it's clearly nowhere near four. If it's even one, I bet he barely got it in.

[Greg]

I say four. He looks like the stud of the valleys (no really - I've been to desolate villages in Wales before).

[SweatShop]

Just to say, I fucking hate all of this. Who fucking cares how much the poor lad's had? He's still at school and when you're still at school it's hard to do even speak to someone without the whole school knowing about it.

I just get annoyed because it's not like i've had much. In fact i've had none, but I am brutally shy, none of the guy's speak to me and it's just incredably hard to go out with anyone because the place is like a gossip's haven. And because i'm stuck there for the next two years, I fear that it will stay that way.

The people in the house who brag about sex are more pathetic than Glyn.

[Becky]

The difference is Scissor Sister, is that you have admitted it. I agree, it doesnt really matter. Its not a competition or anything, but it gets on my nerves when people go on about it and make stuff up just to fit in because they're embarrassed. Why not just maintain a diginified silence if you dont want to admit it. Like I've said before, I know someone who used to be exactly like Glyn, which is why I think he's making it up. Maybe he is telling the truth. It doesnt matter either way really.

[SweatShop]

Just to say, to be fair... I am in the same state as Glyn but also two years younger. I just have a horrible feeling that in a couple of years, i'll still be in the same state as Glyn.

[[james]]

If it's any comfort, I doubt you'll be a Welsh boy in two years time.
...
Unless that's what you want and then we whole-heartedly support you.

[SweatShop]

Well, I don't particularly want to be a boy, and I really don't want to be welsh (is it more rubbish than being scottish?)

But I get your point. I just feel sorry for Glyn... and Pete actually, who last night said that he was sick of talking about "blokey stuff" and sex.

[Robbing the Dead]

Yes. The order goes:

English
Scottish
Welsh
Irish (Republic)
Irish (Northern)
From Guernsey

[SweatShop]

Isn't being irish better than being welsh? I'd rather be irish then welsh.

Sorry, this is turning silly. Back on topic?

[Bungle]

Am I the only one who thinks that to have slept with four people at 18, if true, is actually quite slutty?

I've become a prude!

[somethingbiblical]

boydsbummerbuddy said:

Yes. The order goes:

English
Scottish

Oi.

But aye, Irish before Welsh, haha.

I think "from Orkney" comes very last.

[WhiteNoiseMaker]

boydsbummerbuddy said:

Yes. The order goes:

English
Scottish
Welsh
Irish (Republic)
Irish (Northern)
From Guernsey

From Guernsey! haha that made me laugh. What about if you're from one of those crazy places we've still hung on to after the empire? If you're from the republic of ireland you are guaranteed no end of love from accent sluts everywhere, just like geordies.

On topic, I mentioned a while ago I hate those conversations where people try to brag about... well anything, but in this instance sex. But isn't Glynn willingly starting off these conversations now?

[[james]]

My two-cents: Isle of Wight is inbred.

Four people at 18 isn't really slutty but just a bit unlikely. Even the 'studs' at my sixth form were around that number and Glyn is very much average. Maybe he's what's considered hot in Wales?

[Nicholas]

What about the Manx?

[[james]]

I doubt he's had sex with a cat... oh, you mean the place...

[Robbing the Dead]

Did he got for a manx because he wouldn't have to lift up the tail?

[[james]]

boydsbummerbuddy said:

Did he got for a manx because he wouldn't have to lift up the tail?

...Speaks the voice of experience?

[xenomaniac]

whitenoisemaker said:

boydsbummerbuddy said:

If you're from the republic of ireland you are guaranteed no end of love from accent sluts everywhere, just like geordies.

Irish, oh yes. Not Geordie though, I went out with a Geordie briefly and hardly understood a word he said.

[Robbing the Dead]

[Insert pussy joke here]

[SweatShop]

God, this thread has taken an odd and unpleasant turn.

[Robbing the Dead]

To be honest, I think I'd rather think about cat raping than Glyn blowing a load.

[Nurse Dunkley]

If you're ranking places then divide North and South into two. South Wales is late 90s whilst North Wales is late 50s. And North Wale-ians, such as Glynn, have the worst accents ever.

Glynn makes me feel really ill. Looking at him makes me think of roadkill, skidmarks, and salmonella. No idea why.

Back on topic - I read a kiss and tell by a girl who'd ha unfulfilling sex with him up a mountain. It went along with what he later said in the house I think.

[[james]]

Just by looking at him you can tell he'd be a bit of a crap shag. The kind who learnt all his 'tricks' from have a sneaky read of his older brother's copy of FHM and had his first ejaculation aged 17 when the cute girl in Co-Op touched his hand when giving his change.

[reneem]

scissorsister said:

Isn't being irish better than being welsh? I'd rather be irish then welsh.

Sorry, this is turning silly. Back on topic?

Well if it's any consolation, I'm half-Irish and half-Welsh. In other words, half of me *wants* to get down and dirty with the sheep, but the other half of me's too thick to know what goes where.

(I always tell self-deprecating jokes about my ancestry; it saves other people the trouble)

[Adrian]

boydsbummerbuddy said:

Yes. The order goes:

English
Scottish
Welsh
Irish (Republic)
Irish (Northern)
From Guernsey

This is in order of rubbishness, naturally.

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