Nikki The Mong

[I Hate Lana Lang]

Tonight was the biggest suicide note in BB history. Nikki's note.

She's gone from being my favourite to my most hated (along with fellow mong Jayne) housemate. Tonight just showcased a manipulative, really nasty streak that made me see red. Jayne claims Aisleyne is victimising Nikki? They all shit themselves when Aisleyne comes into the toilet and they lie because they're all bitches. Nikki needs a good slap and Jayne needs her bravado booed out of her.

She seems to hate not being the centre of attention. She'll go the same way as Chantelle.

[[james]]

That damn toilet! It gets more visitors and excitement than a cubicle in G.A.Y. on the day of a new ket delivery.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

The psychos over at Digital Spy have turned on Nikki with a vengeance.

[richdidnt]

Up until tonights show I found Nikki quite amusing and did previously think that Aisleyne was the one being a bit of a bitch. Ever since she came back from the house next door though Nikki has been a complete twat, Aisleyne has gone out of her way to be nice to her and Nikki is telling everyone that she's still being evil to her. Richard & Jayne are also idiots for agreeing with her, the only people I have respect for are Michael & Pete who managed to see through all Nikkis insecurities. Its obvious that Nikki only dislikes Aisleyne as she thinks the public likes her by way of her entering the house next door, taking away the spotlight from Nikki 'The Star of the Show'. I also think someone needs to tell her to stop imitating a stroke victim when she's drunk, with her slurring her words and constantly eating from a bowl she reminds me of that "Come on Jimmy. just one more" TV ad.

Rich

[I Hate Lana Lang]

She's fake as my mother's press on nails.

[David Hunter]

To be fair, I happened to see the live feed of Nikki and Aisleyne in the lounge late last night. It went on for a good 40 minutes with them discussing what had happened between them and Nikki saying she didn't understand which was the real Aisleyne - the one who was hugging and stroking her hair now, or the one who'd been a bitch to her the previous week and made her feel insecure.
On the BB show tonight it was edited to look as if Aisleye had made an effort and all Nikki did was say she was going to bed.

[Robbing the Dead]

What happend? I missed it! I was watching the FOOTIE!

[richdidnt]

Nikki was moaning most of the day about Ash not being nice to her. Then when Ash was cleaning out the shower, Nikki got in it leading Aisleyne to get a bit PO'ed. They then stayed out of each others way, but at dinner Nikki ate chicken, which had been cooked for Aisleyene. Which lead to another arguemnet, egged on by Richard (and on youtube here Then Pete wanted to dye his hair, and Aisleyne took over doing it from Nikki which led to her getting pissed off. Then when everyone else was in the garden she came into the bathroom crying to Jayne and Michael (who were in the bath) and Richard who came in to comfort her. Jayne agreed with Nikki, called Aisleyene 'A fucking slag' and also told Nikki that the general public didnt like Aisleyne. Through all this Richard hugged her and Michael just ignored them all.
Aislene then came into the bathroom and asked Nikki what was up, but she just made up an excuse about missing Lea. Later in the night Spiral and Ash were in bed and Pete and Nikki were in bed. Nikki was bitching about Ash, and Pete was telling her that it was all in her head. Then Spiral whispered something to Ash and she got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Pete followed her and then they talked about Nikki still not liking her. This led to Nikki getting upset again, because Pete was following Aisyelene and she bitched to Jayne.
At the end of the night Nikki was again bitching to Richard and Jayne, then Aisylene came in to talk to her and Nikki basically said she wanted to go to bed and didnt want to talk. Aislene then looked very upset. This is how everything was edited anyway and like David Hunter said may not be what actually happened.

Rich (who still can't spell she who is nikki's nemesis' name)

[starchy]

That was a hatchet job on Nikki, but she totally deserves it.

Loved how they showed Ais being the only one to try and comfort Nikki during her garden tantrum, shots of everyone else either blanking her, pretending to sleep, or looking bemused.

Munching away on Ais's dinner totally unconcerned, then blaming Richard for telling Ais where her dinner went. The prick!

Saying that Ais can use her conditioner then immediately complaining about it. The expense!

Getting in the shower after Ais has asked her not to, then telling Richard and Jayne that she shaking with fear when Ais caught her in the shower. The terror!

Despite Ais's attempts to get to the bottom of the problem Nikki just making weird faces and talking shit. The drama!

Show ends with Ais looking close to tears. Genius!

Its about time Nikki got hers.

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

I've never found her anything more than ridiculous and loathesome. I can't see what is charming or funny about affecting having a severe mental illness. The only thing I find slightly amusing about her is watching to see how much she can look like a Klingon when she scrunches her forehead.

I am completely with Ashy on the shower issue, it must be bloody minging. She looked bitchin washing the floor in her mini skirt. I hope Nikki gets a rash on the soles of her feet from the bleach. She won't be making 'comedy' that-went-soooo-over-my-head motions when she gets athlete's foot/veruccas/impetigo. Isn't she supposed to have OCD regarding cleanliness or something?

[booers]

lsldidnt said:

Ever since she came back from the house next door though Nikki has been a complete twat

Since Aisleyne came back? Ever since the beginning of the entire series she has been acting like a twat, more like. She's a fucking prick and not the least bit entertaining. I find her more irritating than Saskia from last year's. At least she could string a sentence together without sounding like a child. her only entertaining feature is that she looks like Vanessa feltz but thinks she's dead sexy and fit.

[bittersweet]

Ha! I said she was a nasty little piece of work from the start. Plus she looks like Barbie'ised version of the Bride of Chucky.

Evict the bitch!

[Vinegar Tits]

I think all of this year's housemates should receive prizes just for putting up with her. I would have strangled the munchkin bitch long ago if i was in there. I really want her to go soon just to see how she copes with all the booing. If she has a fit just because someone is supposedly looking at her, I fear that her eviction might just cause her tiny little brain to explode.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

I want to throttle her. God forgive me.

[Joel]

I've had enough of her now.
'They're lying in bed! Talking about me! And kissing! I've got FEELINGS for him!'
They were doing no such thing, you conniving little wretch.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

joel said:

I've had enough of her now.
'They're lying in bed! Talking about me! And kissing! I've got FEELINGS for him!'
They were doing no such thing, you conniving little wretch.

She's a lying little bitch. I pray she goes but I doubt it.