Fijacion Oral, Vol. 1

[Steven]

So, what was with the oral fixation on Coronation Street last night? I missed the second episode, but I noticed in the 7.30 one that David and Steve were both constantly sucking on pens, straws and various other things like that. Was this some kind of overarching motif that I didn't quite understand?

[[james]]

As Freud said: Sometimes a teenage boy sucking repeatedly on a straw and other phallic objects is just a teenage boy sucking repeatedly on a straw and other phallic objects.

...I've never study psychology.

[Cherubic]

Their mothers are Liz and Gail. The former wouldn't breast feed as it would fuck up her slutty barwomans' clevage, the latter because it's mucky and dirty and wrong.

Simple as.