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Post by xenomaniac on Sept 13, 2006 18:14:44 GMT
I am torn between answer 2 and 3.
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Post by ihateandysugden on Sept 13, 2006 18:29:25 GMT
yes and i have to say i didnt find their was limited options
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Sept 13, 2006 18:49:18 GMT
Thank you for posting what I was secretly feeling! I hate him. He's just a fucking cliche. That girl who bullied the burnt girl is crying and he just walks over and sticks his nose in and mouths off. Bastard. I wanted to punch him.
Can this be LowCulture's new campaign/witch-hunt?
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Post by raspberry on Sept 13, 2006 18:58:12 GMT
No - Russ is the worst. Kris hates Slabface, we hate Slabface - what's not to love? Apart from the grey leggings and black mini skirts, obviously.
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Post by Elly on Sept 13, 2006 19:24:37 GMT
I don't like the way the camera stays on him for a second too long after he makes a 'biting' comment which is inevitably about how outrageous he is. It works when someone actually comes up with a decent one-liner, but in his case it just draws attention to his nasty little troll face and ridiculous expression.
The students are just rubbish now. Completely awful. Although I quite fancy Countdown boy.
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Post by Joel on Sept 13, 2006 21:11:32 GMT
I think it says a lot that I thought 'who the Hell is Kris' until I read this thread. He shall remain The Irish Tranny in my mind. He's not that bad - as Raspberry points out, any enemy of Slabface is a friend of mine. He's not as good as Countdown Boy, purely for lack of hotness, but he's better than Zoe, who'll just be mourning all over the place, dressed in black crape and putting sheets over the mirrors. No-one needs that.
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Post by Rad on Sept 13, 2006 21:15:58 GMT
Slabface is worse than Kris... but worst ever? My money's on Ruth Osborne/Benson... although I can't name a single non-annoying one...
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Post by Steven on Sept 14, 2006 6:50:01 GMT
I have no strong feelings about Kris one way or the other, but he's definitely not the worst character ever. Sol Patrick would probably get my vote for that one.
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Sept 14, 2006 7:24:18 GMT
Kris and of course Lisa Hunter are horrible people, devoid of any humanity or milk of kindness. Why can't they have burned in the fire?
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Post by Geo on Sept 14, 2006 8:44:27 GMT
I dont think hes the worst ever, That goes to Russ/Ben/Lisa.
Perharps he could stop shouting in a angst ridden student way for a while.
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Post by Cherubic on Sept 14, 2006 10:05:45 GMT
It's the accent. We've been conditioned by 30 years of news report exposure to the worst that that society throws up to regard anything they say as angry, bile filled and possibly psychopathic.
Though he is a bit like Ian Paisley Junior in drag.
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Post by ruthie on Sept 14, 2006 10:55:37 GMT
He's definately not the worst character ever, on Hollyoaks there is too much competition. I would probably pick on the rubbish Izzy girl who was with (married to? my memory is going) Ben hundreds of years ago. Or indeed Ben himself.
He does lose points for spelling the name 'Kris' though.
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Post by starchy on Sept 14, 2006 12:36:58 GMT
To my mind Carol, Ruth, Izzy and Darlene are much worse. More people should have pushed Darlene in to glass windows.
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Post by thelovelykate on Sept 14, 2006 15:26:51 GMT
As I said on the other thread (duh to myself!) I think Sonny is the worst current character. His seemingly endless stroping about his dead mum is even more annoying because his heroic brother and charming sister have pretty much got over it now. I was very cross last week when he was picking on Craig (how dare he!) and Jake came out of Drive n Buy and knocked him over but then rather than duffing him up (which is the least he deserves for being so annoying) Jake apologised! Oh Jake - why must you always be such a let down? A proper alcoholic would have stoved him in and nicked all his money.
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Sept 14, 2006 17:22:04 GMT
Izzy was FAB! You can't compare her to that dork!
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Post by Steven on Sept 15, 2006 7:40:39 GMT
I agree, let's not besmirch the good name of Izzy. Admittedly her character went a bit wrong after she married Ben and got all miserable, but before that she was ace as.
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Post by Greg on Sept 17, 2006 12:53:53 GMT
Lisa is the worst ever!
Kris is horrid, but I think Jessica's very vile as well.
To be honest, bar the Deans (minus Jake) I don't think there's anyone I like at the moment.
Gone are the days of Jody, Nick, Jamie, Theo and Chloe. I liked all that lot.
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Post by Cherubic on Sept 18, 2006 8:48:24 GMT
Theo, Jody and Nick (the Gay) were all pretty ropey. Not Lisa and Ben bad, but not great either.
Chloe kicked all our arses to pieces. She shagged Max in a tent, she wore a huge wedding dress and then called it off when proto-Gilly was arrested, she got a job in London and then hillariously got on the Manchester train. She wasn't blonde. She wasn't thin. She was mint.
Slabface is a bitch*, but the character is supposed to be a self obsessed bitch so at least it makes sense. Irish Tranny is a fucking arsehole, but the character is supposed to be a witty, bitchy, force of nature whose outburts we disapprove of but secretly love. Except we don't because he's an idiot in a skirt.
I still think Ben and Lisa were worse.
*I don't actually feel that the new students have any right to hate Slabface like we do. They've just met here and hardly know what a total waste of life she is.
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Post by thelovelykate on Sept 18, 2006 11:52:12 GMT
For quite a long time I thought Ben was quite funny. However then Hollyoaks made their classic error of giving him serious storylines that required no humour and lots of misery.
They are currently making the same mistake with Max and OB. When was Max last funny? They were great when they were living together in their Odd Couple relationship, bringing up the legend that is Tom and worrying that everyone thought they were gay.
So it goes with the rare decent characters that there are - Hollyoaks giveth and Hollyoaks taketh away. Bastards.
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Post by raspberry on Sept 18, 2006 14:14:47 GMT
*I don't actually feel that the new students have any right to hate Slabface like we do. They've just met here and hardly know what a total waste of life she is. But now that they've read The Other One's diary they know that Slabface was just as much of a bitch last year as they saw her being in the week before the fire.
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Post by Cherubic on Sept 19, 2006 12:10:51 GMT
Except she wasn't that bad was she? Didn't she just spend all her time obsessing about that fucking letter she sent dumping her tiny boyfriend?
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Post by [james] on Sept 19, 2006 13:33:38 GMT
Except she wasn't that bad was she? Didn't she just spend all her time obsessing about that fucking letter she sent dumping her tiny boyfriend? She only became an utter cow to The Other One the last few weeks before she died so it gave Kris The Rubbish Irish Tranny an excuse to be heartlessly cruel to her.
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Post by Cherubic on Sept 19, 2006 18:21:20 GMT
Hollyoaks mental inconsistency syndrome strikes again then.
This time next year Rubbish Tranny will be wearing leather jackets and training as a builder, and no one will remember his unfortunate eye shadow fetish of yesteryear.
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Post by annakin on Oct 23, 2006 18:18:30 GMT
yes, but i also noticed today that he looks rather like Ian Curtis
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Post by georgie on Nov 7, 2006 13:19:26 GMT
I have decided I now hate Countdown Boy's countless smug looks and nasty attitude. Him and Clare must be related with smirks like theirs.
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