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Post by Cherubic on Nov 7, 2006 13:30:29 GMT
I've yet to see him do anything as obnoxious as Clare's (CH4 Monday night)
Clare adopts evil tone
"Goodnight Max"
Clare laughs evilly while walking up the stairs leaving her innocent, cuckholded husband passed out on the couch
"Mwah ha ha ad nauseum"
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Post by Steven on Nov 22, 2006 12:52:35 GMT
Since Kris is off in Chester-limbo at the moment (I can't remember seeing him recently, anyway), can I nominate Darren as Substitute Current Worst Character in Hollyoaks? The whole slimy agent thing they've got him doing is dreadful, and the bloke who plays him looks more embarrassed than he did when he was in allSTARS.
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Post by georgie on Nov 22, 2006 13:42:08 GMT
Kris has done one shift at Dog and Pond since he got his job. VERY unreliable. Darren Osbourne is gross.
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Post by laine on Nov 22, 2006 14:30:13 GMT
I love Darren, I seriously don't get all the Darren hate.
laine xx
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Post by thelovelykate on Nov 22, 2006 15:36:05 GMT
I love Darren too (although not in a sex love way as I find him quite repulsive). He is often a bit funny and he is such a super chav that he often amuses me unintentionally. Plus through his amazing and inexplicable powers with the laydeez he did manage to get rid of the hateful Darleene. Good work Darren.
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Post by laine on Nov 22, 2006 19:18:57 GMT
Yeah, he's a minging greasy rat, but I do find him amusing and I love how he pisses off every character he shares screentime with.
laine xx
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Post by Lisa on Nov 23, 2006 13:03:09 GMT
I'm with you two on that; greasy and slimey he may be but he's hilarious! When Russ came in to The Dog to talk to Mercedes last week he was great comedy value. Although I'll take it back if he's mean to Craig for embarking on a romance with JP!
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 24, 2006 10:19:18 GMT
Maybe Kris's rubbish transvesticism has gone up a notch and whenever we think we're seeing Frankie behind the bar it's actually him?
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Post by raspberry on Nov 29, 2006 12:17:37 GMT
So, Kris the tranny is straight(ish) as predicted somewhere on this board months ago. How long until he beds SlabFace?
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Nov 30, 2006 23:17:03 GMT
I want Kris to die. Slowly. At the hands of Becca's baby.
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 30, 2006 23:47:10 GMT
I want to see his facial expression as Slab-face's acquisitive fadge draws him to his gynecological doom.
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Post by cameron2007 on Dec 26, 2006 21:48:06 GMT
completely disagree! he is so the best new character in hollyoaks for ages!
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Post by xenomaniac on Dec 27, 2006 12:31:03 GMT
completely disagree! he is so the best new character in hollyoaks for ages! So what's it like working on the show? |
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Post by paperock on Feb 1, 2007 20:57:10 GMT
I think this is so funny! I was laughing at the insults though I'm a fan of Kris and Jess. Anyway, this shows people are still very homophobic
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Post by Cherubic on Feb 1, 2007 21:48:39 GMT
That's what we are, a bunch of self hating gays.
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Post by raspberry on Feb 1, 2007 22:50:11 GMT
I think this is so funny! I was laughing at the insults though I'm a fan of Kris and Jess. Anyway, this shows people are still very homophobic You're a fan of Kris and Jess? That statement is so dumb I can't climb over it. |
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Post by Steven on Feb 2, 2007 7:31:22 GMT
Technical question: is it still homophobia if 98% of this thread was written before the show made any suggestion that Kris liked boys as well as girls? I assumed this thread was just reallyshitcharacterphobic.
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Post by Joel on Feb 2, 2007 8:17:14 GMT
I think this is so funny! I was laughing at the insults though I'm a fan of Kris and Jess. Anyway, this shows people are still very homophobic Homophobia has literally nothing to do with it - have you not seen our obsessive quest to get JP and Craig together? It's more that the Hollyoaks idea of 'edgy' is a Northern-Irish transvesite who, crucially, looks really bad in women's clothes (although even worse in men's), is abrasive, hostile and pointless. Disturbingly, there are characters I hate more than Kris. The above is me being indifferent. |
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Post by Elly on Feb 2, 2007 9:44:01 GMT
I think people are filtering over from the official Hollyoaks site. They inexplicably love Kris over there, and he was in way too many categories on that crap Hollyoaks award show thing.
There's some sort of sinister agenda going on, and I don't like it one bit.
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Feb 2, 2007 10:13:49 GMT
I think this is so funny! I was laughing at the insults though I'm a fan of Kris and Jess. Anyway, this shows people are still very homophobic Are you for real? This is possibly the gayest site on the internet that isn't actually hardcore porn, so you can take your accusations of homophobia and stick them right up your arse. See what I did there? |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Feb 2, 2007 10:51:22 GMT
I can't stand the bits where he's doing the radio show, it's unbearable.
Also, maybe a bit un-PC, but I can't stand his accent.
ALSO! Where did that scouse bastard come from again!? I thought he left/died years ago.
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Post by Cherubic on Feb 2, 2007 11:28:15 GMT
What Mr Potato Head? He just pops in an out as a ugly sports fanatic is required.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Feb 2, 2007 11:31:49 GMT
Is he supposed to live in that same uni flat with them?
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Post by Steven on Feb 2, 2007 12:27:08 GMT
He was shaving his head at what looked like the kitchen counter yesterday/tonight. Un!Hygienic!
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Feb 2, 2007 12:31:03 GMT
Steven! Put important storylines in spoiler tags! Not everyone has e4!
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