An Open Letter To You All

[I Hate Lana Lang]

Dear LowCulture friends,

You've probably heard about the 'twist' tonight that will allow an ex-housemate to re-enter the house (it's really not right) and if it is true then I beg you not to vote Grace back in. I feel sick at the thought of her acting like a bitch on television again. I'm also not too keen on Nikki going back in either because she's as fake as my mother's tits but it's the lesser of two evils I suppose.

Thank you



Sir Anthony Eden x

[parsnip]

I think this is the point where I have stopped caring about BB7. Once again, Nikki will get her own way, even though she is a silly moaning ninny. She won't have learned anything. :sigh:

I'm going to start promoting this for next years BB

[Essexgirl]

I would like to see Grace go back in (but not as much as Nikki), and I think it would be interesting to see what she has learned about herself. I can imagine Grace keeping quiet and not bitching for about 48-60 hours before being unable to resist sticking the knife in to someone.

[Geo]

Do we HAVE to an old housemate go back in...Its so BB4.

Im past the point of caring now anyway, I just want it to end.

[Nicholas]

I don't want any of the old ones back in: they were evicted for a reason! What can they possibly add? It's madness, I tell you.

[smellslikesomeghost]

Oh, but I'd love Nikki to go back in. It would be a princess Nikki squealing drama. I have to admit that I've not been botheringto watch much lately. It's all tedious and I simply don't care. If Nikki goes back though I would watch, she's random and bonkers and really quite sweet.

I saw Lucy Benjamin on BBLB saying that all women have a bit of Nikki in them only they learn to control it and it's nice to see someone let rip in such a magnificant way. That's exactly what I think, in fact I think I said so here in a Nikki thread come to think of it.

[Bungle]

Let's face it, it's not so that they can get 'an old housemate' back in the house, it's because they want Nikki back and regret fucking up the nominations that week. The rest of it is just a pretence.

[Nicholas]

Actually, isn't it just a rumour?

[Nurse Dunkley]

This has to be a rumour, unless the producers are total remmers. Can they not remember how much of a damp squib John Tickle going back in was? Housemates put back in will be too aware of what's expected with them and will be changed.

Oh what do I care? I haven't watched since week 2.

[Adrian]

bungle said:

Let's face it, it's not so that they can get 'an old housemate' back in the house, it's because they want Nikki back and regret fucking up the nominations that week. The rest of it is just a pretence.

And, of course, because we'll all rush to our phones to vote for her too.

A friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend knows the BB producer. Ruthless, apparently.

And "rumour" = fact that the production team leaked to the tabloid to get people talking about the rumour. Just look at this thread!

A

[somethingbiblical]

I was wondering where people had heard this, as it's not on the channel 4 site.

[xenomaniac]

paulsatanic said:

Dear LowCulture friends,

You've probably heard about the 'twist' tonight that will allow an ex-housemate to re-enter the house (it's really not right) and if it is true then I beg you not to vote Grace back in. I feel sick at the thought of her acting like a bitch on television again. I'm also not too keen on Nikki going back in either because she's as fake as my mother's tits but it's the lesser of two evils I suppose.

Thank you



Sir Anthony Eden x

If you hate them both so much vote in Sam or someone. Nikki and Grace were BB7, like it or not. Both back in please!

[Nicholas]

Whingeing, dull and faintly disgusting?

[David Hunter]

I really think Nikki should have won the show. She was the only one who could entertain on a daily basis, and even if you hated her, she was still someone who stirred up emotion in you. I can't think of one housemate left who does that.

BUT! Please don't put any of them back in there. If Nikki goes back - for it will surely be her - she'll be a parody of herself. She knows what we love/hate about her so even if she's being herself naturally we'll all think she's pretending.
John Tickle going back in was a disaster, so why do they think it's going to work this year? End the show early and stick on a few more episodes of 'Friends' for goodness sake!

[JJ]

According to bigbrotheronline.co.uk, more than one housemate will be going in, which is a good thing so it doesn't become The Nikki Show. Here's hoping for Nikki, Grace and Bonnie.

[SweatShop]

jj said:

According to bigbrotheronline.co.uk, more than one housemate will be going in, which is a good thing so it doesn't become The Nikki Show. Here's hoping for Nikki, Grace and Bonnie.

I think Bonneh could become classic. Stick her and Nikki in. I don't know if I could put up with Grace.

[Gordon]

I'd want Alison in - she's really good fun and I don't think I realised at the time. My favourite memory of Alison is her being slightly pissed and winding Jade up by merely sitting on that guy she gave a hand jobs' lap. And of course, breaking that table.

[Lucinda]

They can still win? They can still WIN?

I'm with you all who wouldn't mind Nikki going back in. The house is so boring right now, they need her.

But where was Bonneh?

[bittersweet]

paulsatanic said:

Dear LowCulture friends,

You've probably heard about the 'twist' tonight that will allow an ex-housemate to re-enter the house (it's really not right) and if it is true then I beg you not to vote Grace back in. I feel sick at the thought of her acting like a bitch on television again. I'm also not too keen on Nikki going back in either because she's as fake as my mother's tits but it's the lesser of two evils I suppose.

Thank you



Sir Anthony Eden x

Well said. They're both wretched, the putrid Nikki especially. Putting people back in who have been voted out is sad, pathetic and desperate. They should put new people in if they really have too, but not people that the public clearly don't like or they wouldn't have voted them out when the opporuntiy arose.
I've barely watched any of this prgramme for the last few weeks and this move now makes it unpalatable beyond belief.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

It's really low isn't it? It's not as though the ratings have dipped or anything? These people were voted out because the public didn't want them and no amount of gays ranting about how 'this' and 'that' was the 'real star' will change that. I don't know if I'll watch it anymore.



And I think it's strange Sezer hasn't been asked back. Has anything been proven?

[WhiteNoiseMaker]

Well it was proven that just about everyone in the world wanted him out of the house.

I'm sorry, because it sounds awful, but I forgot how sick Nikki's face and manner make me.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

Nikki, Lisa, Spiral and Grace are all making idle threats to get revenge on Aisleyne if they get in there. Lisa also wants to beat her up. What pricks. What has Aisleyne done to merit such hate?

[bittersweet]

paulsatanic said:

Nikki, Lisa, Spiral and Grace are all making idle threats to get revenge on Aisleyne if they get in there. Lisa also wants to beat her up. What pricks. What has Aisleyne done to merit such hate?

Well, she insists on calling everyone "babe" in every sentence she utters, that's got to be worthy of a slap or two?

[WhiteNoiseMaker]

Well that'd maybe hold water if every single girl that's just been mentioned didn't also use the term 'babe' and 'babes'. It was Grace who made it sound like she'd just called the recipient a serial-killing child molestor every time she used it.

Spiral already made a load of sexual threats to Aisleyne whilst he was in the house - various twaddle so surreally unconnected to real life it made Dali look like a photographer: 'Your ass is like a loaf of bread and I want a slice'.

(edit: Ooh I just looked that up and it's a Pharrell lyric. God I hate that man, he's like the old Brian Blessed Jack Pott character, a man made entirely of money from body to soul)

Lisa could try to beat Ash up but Ash would invariably rip out the screaming harridan's nicotine heart, hide it under the nowhere bridge and then start fake-crying to Big Bro about it in the diary room. The woman is a legend and the lesser 'human beings' who want to break her know that they'll never be half as cool.

[somethingbiblical]

paulsatanic said:

And I think it's strange Sezer hasn't been asked back. Has anything been proven?

Well I don't think they're allowed to ask people to go into TV shows who are in the middle of.. things.. that haven't been proven or not proven.