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Post by Michael on Aug 16, 2006 9:49:07 GMT
There's an article by Paul Flynn about Big Brother on The Guardian website today. It's worth a read, but the best thing about it is his revelation about Bonnie. He says that she couldn't be put back in the house because, and I'm quoting him here:
"Bonnie couldn't return to the BB house because she was on police bail for unpaid pizza deliveries"
That's so tragic. First off, nobody in the house can understand her name and call her Bonnah. Then she doesn't get her clothes, and is the first evicted.
Everyfing and everyfing happens to that girl.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Aug 16, 2006 10:00:16 GMT
How unjust! I loved Bonnie and was gutted that she left so early. We should have a whip round for her.
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Post by Michael on Aug 16, 2006 10:05:43 GMT
Surely she could have done some promotion for her local pizza firm in return for a few pizzas?
"Have a lovelah pizza, with everyfing and everyfing on top!"
It's such a sad thing to be on police bail for. Mind you, I'm glad she's not done anything bad.
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Post by Steven on Aug 16, 2006 11:43:27 GMT
Surely if you're on police bail, the Big Brother house is the best place to be? I can't think of anywhere else where you can be utterly sure where someone is at any point in the day.
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Post by ruthie on Aug 16, 2006 11:49:16 GMT
Surely if you're on police bail, the Big Brother house is the best place to be? quote] There's a whole new reality TV series in there somewhere... |
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Post by [james] on Aug 16, 2006 13:14:53 GMT
Poor lass. She couldn't even be unavailable for a real crime, like raping someone alleged assault, but just somehow stole some pizza, a crime which I'm not even sure how it works. She really is a bit rubbish.
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Post by raspberry on Aug 16, 2006 13:20:20 GMT
Perhaps she is the only person in the UK to get caught placing bogus pizza and taxi orders for people she doesn't like.
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Post by Michael on Aug 16, 2006 13:25:12 GMT
Poor lass. She couldn't even be unavailable for a real crime, like raping someone alleged assault, but just somehow stole some pizza, a crime which I'm not even sure how it works. She really is a bit rubbish. I'm not sure how it works as a crime either: BONNIE'S HOUSE. INT. DAY SFX: DOORBELL BONNIE: Uh! It's mah pizzah. SHE OPENS DOOR PIZZAMAN: One pizza, with everyfing on it. £12.99, please. BONNIE: I've got nah monah. PIZZAMAN: Well then, no pizza. EXIT PIZZAMAN BONNIE: Shit. How can you not pay? |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 16, 2006 18:47:12 GMT
I missed most of the first week. What was this "everyfing and everyfing" fing?
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Post by somethingbiblical on Aug 16, 2006 18:53:33 GMT
She said that in her auditon tape. It went something like "I'm Bonnah, and I'm really pretty and cool and everyfing and everyfing"
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Post by SweatShop on Aug 16, 2006 19:06:16 GMT
I missed most of the first week. What was this "everyfing and everyfing" fing? The third one is especially good. These three clips basically tell you all you need to know of Bonnie. She should've stayed a little longer, she was amusing but never really had a chance. |
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Post by Joel on Aug 16, 2006 19:29:02 GMT
I miss Bonner. I think everyone should have a bare wank-off competition as well.
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Post by Sean on Aug 16, 2006 22:37:18 GMT
I loved Bonnie. She was always so limply defeatist- the misanthrope Dawn promised to be. My personal favourite moment was the sing-song 'wull thu don't like muhh'.
I was always vaguely perturbed by her striking resemblance to Shirley Manson; the last person I could imagine sank into a baby pink hoodie chewing her earrings and scowling at her foundation.
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Post by [james] on Aug 17, 2006 11:45:01 GMT
According to Heat (yes, I know) Bonneh refused to pay for a takeout pizza before she went into the BB house. "I can't really comment," says Bonnie.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Aug 19, 2006 10:57:21 GMT
Ah well at least she got to go to the final. I cheered her on.
Gosh, they've really erased all trace of Sezer. Another nice Stalinist parallel for you there.
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Post by Bungle on Aug 19, 2006 11:31:00 GMT
No Dawn either - surprised to see George there. I'd forgotten that he can look rather pretty.
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Post by somethingbiblical on Aug 19, 2006 11:35:08 GMT
I actually thought that they were just editing Dawn out of the final montage altogether until she showed up in the diary room, I'm pretty sure they didn't show her entrance.
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Post by back to discos on Aug 19, 2006 12:22:03 GMT
i felt sorry for Bonnie when Davina gurned in her face "say your name!! say your name!!"
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Post by Lucinda on Aug 19, 2006 12:30:13 GMT
Oh, so did I! Agh. I liked seeing Bonneh again, but I felt a bit terrible for her running on with Shahbaz going all dramatic and Davina prolonging it all with something silly. Plus they were getting a good few boos as well.
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Post by JJ on Aug 19, 2006 13:05:31 GMT
Stupid Shahbaz and his stupid attention craving ways. On Big Mouth it was more of the same, and he even managed to get a few words in when the non-housemate guests were supposed to be talking.
Dawn's entrance was shown, but very briefly and I could barely make out her face.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 19, 2006 13:17:33 GMT
surprised to see George there. I'd forgotten that he can look rather pretty. He did look beautiful, but was annolyingly hardly shown. I wish he'd stayed longer - he had such a wonderful posh, snobby "I'm better than all of this attitude" that I love so much. See also: Charlie in Busted. |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 19, 2006 13:53:10 GMT
Did Bonneh say at the end of her audition tape Davina would be flicking her bean?
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Post by [james] on Aug 19, 2006 14:28:08 GMT
He did look beautiful, but was annolyingly hardly shown. I wish he'd stayed longer - he had such a wonderful posh, snobby "I'm better than all of this attitude" that I love so much. See also: Charlie in Busted. You should come to my town then. Everyone thinks they're better. |
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Post by xenomaniac on Aug 19, 2006 14:29:39 GMT
He did look beautiful, but was annolyingly hardly shown. I wish he'd stayed longer - he had such a wonderful posh, snobby "I'm better than all of this attitude" that I love so much. See also: Charlie in Busted. You should come to my town then. Everyone thinks they're better. Leicester??? |
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Post by [james] on Aug 19, 2006 14:30:58 GMT
My hometown, Chichester. (Leicester is just for uni)
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