Lea in 'UK Porn Exposed'

[sean]

Please tell me I'm not the only one permanently scarred by this. And it still isn't over!
Granada Men and Motors for the next 15 minutes for anyone who needs to know about Lea's inner workings.
Further report when it's finished.

[sean]

Right, after witnessing the full horror, my favourite bit (and trust me there were plenty to choose from) was the lovely Lea having to pause in the middle of a scene and uttering the phrase " 'ang on, I'm a bit dry" (yes, in that sense) promptly followed by some (just of screen) vigorous rubbing.

And the close second? Well that would be the midget with the hunchback taking a rather well covered lady up the wrong 'un.

I can safely say that was the worst half hour of my life.

With this post I can only hope I've given those of you that missed it just a glimpse of what you missed out on.

[Adrian]

It sounds bizarrely fascinating. Like a car wreck you can't look away from.

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[sean]

Oh it was definite behind the sofa viewing.

But, thanks to sky+ I have it recorded and will be able to, in the fullness of time (or when I stop wretching), be able to share it with you all!!!

That is, if it doesn't turn up on youtube in about 15 minutes. I believe some people may actually want to see thing like this?

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

I saw some of her porn on the internet. She redefines the concept of "joyless".

[jetsetwilly]

I'm worried if I saw that I may never want to have sex again.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

I refused sex education at school so the liklihood of me watching this is as remote as Tibet!

[ruthie]

It sounds like its not so much educational as A Terrible Warning of the Worst Sex Ever.