The new housemates

[coxy1979]

A glamour model, a middle aged virgin, a gobby Welsh woman, a male witch and a posh bint.

Nothing if not predictable

[pauliepoos]

When I saw the bitchy Scottish pagan I thought one word: Kirkland.

The gobby Welsh woman is a cross between Janice Battersby, Jeanette Krankie and Nikki Grahame. And as for posh bird just looks like a twat.

And is it me or is the glamour model actually quite unattractive facially?

[Robbing the Dead]

I quite like the Scottish pagan one. That overly-smiley posh bint disturbs me. She reminds me of an episode of Family Guy where Meg makes a friends who is super-smiley, but turns out to be in a cult.

[Gordon]

For a second I thought I had pulled the Scottish pagan and danced to Something Kinda Ooooh with him, but I really don't think I have thank God.

I liked the girl that dresses like Kim from Kath & Kim.

[David]

sunsetbitch said:

For a second I thought I had pulled the Scottish pagan and danced to Something Kinda Ooooh with him, but I really don't think I have thank God.

I liked the girl that dresses like Kim from Kath & Kim.

That's funny - I was watching with a friend from Australia and both of us screamed "Kimmoie! Look at moie" at the TV in unison when she came on.

[El Capitan]

I was dearly hoping to hear a northern accent amongst the five new housemates and thereby increase the number of contestants from the North this year to three.

How stupid of me to forget that Big Brother doesn't hold auditions anywhere above the Watford Gap.

[Robbing the Dead]

One of them in Socttish, how far north do you want?

[LoveMusic]

That Jonty truly scares me.

He really laughs with his teddies.

[georgie]

Me and my friends deduced that the glamour model looks like Stephanie de la Dean from Hollyoaks (oo Surranne Jones on BBLB agrees with me) and grinning 'posh' bint had a hint of Debbie about her

[pauliepoos]

There were posters of the Welsh bint plastered over one of the bars in Mill Lane in Cardiff today, but they were calling her Mercedes. Maybe that's her stripper name, or her care worker name.

I can't believe her conversation with Jonty. "I always wanted to be Jewish coz the women always have expensive clothes". Priceless.

[Robbing the Dead]

pauliepoos said:

I can't believe her conversation with Jonty. "I always wanted to be Jewish coz the women always have expensive clothes". Priceless.

I surprised they didn't kick her off for that comment as part of their racist witch hunt.

[coxy1979]

Jonty - are you fucking serious?

[Nurse Dunkley]

I have not watched this in ages, but Christ on a bike - what is Jonty?

Very watchable, though I wouldn't wish to get any closer to him.

[schmindie]

When I heard there was someone called Jonty there I half thought it was the guy from Cash in the Attic, come to value all the plastic tat in the house.

The bears are just freaky though. He really should be cast in some ITV 90-minute murder drama thing, complete with a wall covered in newspaper clippings and some kind of nervous tick.

[Muinimula]

lukeyboy44 said:

I was dearly hoping to hear a northern accent amongst the five new housemates and thereby increase the number of contestants from the North this year to three.

How stupid of me to forget that Big Brother doesn't hold auditions anywhere above the Watford Gap.

There are fewer than normal, aren't there? (Amanda, Chanelle, Liam and Sam, plus Amy, who's from Lincolnshire) There are far too many from London.

[Sarah]

Did Jonty say that one of his teddies is called Bunnyform? If so, what an excellent name for a toy rabbit. Think on, Chanelle.

[Rad]

Jonty is very disturbing. That woman who wore the pink dress is my 27? She's been taking even more pro-aging drugs than Ziggy...

The model looks a bit like Chantelle, the emo bloke seems Ok and couldn't give two fucks about the other one. Did anyone else hear Davina say on BBLB that number 6 got scared off by the 'talk of doom' and didnt go in? Good on number 6...

[crazysombrero]

WelshBint brought a really seedy element to that nice dinner they all had. Her "sexy" lapdances for Brian and Liam made me very uncomfortable. As did the sweat brewing on Jonty's forehead as he looked on... Vom.

[Merce]

I'm loving Fat Matt Willis a little too much, the eyeliner didn't help any.

What was all that sobbing from the insanely smiley Kara-Louise about when she got told she was going in ? She seemed fairly normal (if a little too smiley) up till that point........then she became completely unhinged !

[groopie]

Liam:- Noooooooooooooooooooooo...

[mcflooze]

merce said:

I'm loving Fat Matt Willis a little too much, the eyeliner didn't help any.

Mmm, I so would.

[Sarah]

I’m confused: How did Amy become a sleekit, conniving, manipulative, slutty, slaggy, wee whore whose words are POISON?

merce said:

What was all that sobbing from the insanely smiley Kara-Louise about when she got told she was going in ? She seemed fairly normal (if a little too smiley) up till that point........then she became completely unhinged !

She sobs hysterically at the drop of a hat. It's really unsettling.

[MoondialSlater]

sarah said:

I’m confused: How did Amy become a sleekit, conniving, manipulative, slutty, slaggy, wee whore whose words are POISON?

Well David & Shanessa are just bitter and deluded about how popular they are whilst Gerry, now Charley & Nicky have gone hasn't got anyone to pick off leading to such comments as:

"She's saved herself"

Well, obviously.

"The fairest thing to do would be to pick two main housemates and two from the house next door."

Why? And why was she getting the blame for that anyway.

[David Hunter]

No matter how hard I try, Jonty still gives me the creeps. He's the type who'd go and see 'The Rocky Horror Show' in stockings and suspenders and think it hilarious.

[mcflooze]

davidhunter said:

No matter how hard I try, Jonty still gives me the creeps. He's the type who'd go and see 'The Rocky Horror Show' in stockings and suspenders and think it hilarious.

On his own.