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Post by [james] on Jun 24, 2006 10:37:35 GMT
No! There's still time for closeted Honey to the Bee fans to come out! And for the two people who voted Best Of to reveal themselves.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jun 24, 2006 13:50:01 GMT
I'm the second one. I'm no longer going to be bullied by you.
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Post by [james] on Jun 24, 2006 14:24:05 GMT
I would never bully someone over pop preference. Unless it concerned Girls Aloud and then I would make you cry.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jun 24, 2006 14:55:16 GMT
You don't like Girls Aloud?! That's not right.
I thought everyone liked Girls Aloud, apart from insecure, ugly teenage girls and folk who think they can only like music that's being sung by the people who wrote it.
EDIT: So that's most of the record buying public then. Poor Girls Aloud.
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Post by [james] on Jun 24, 2006 16:01:06 GMT
I love Girls Aloud and I regulary defend them. In conversation of course; they are yet to call on my services for security purposes or in nightclub toilets.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jun 25, 2006 0:02:31 GMT
I love Girls Aloud and I regulary defend them. In conversation of course; they are yet to call on my services for security purposes or in nightclub toilets. James, this fookin' black bitch won't give me a fookin' Chupa Chup, man!
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Post by [james] on Jun 25, 2006 0:55:43 GMT
James, this fookin' black bitch won't give me a fookin' Chupa Chup, man! I'm on my way, Cheryl!
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Post by Steven on Jun 25, 2006 9:49:17 GMT
I love Girls Aloud and I regulary defend them. In conversation of course; they are yet to call on my services for security purposes or in nightclub toilets. Can you deck Charlotte Church for us then, please? I think a lot of people would thank you. Dear Charlotte Church, No one cares that you can sing 'Ave Maria'; you're a really, really shit popstar. Negligable amounts of love, Steven.
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Post by [james] on Jun 25, 2006 12:18:31 GMT
Maybe I should just form a list of Cheryl's enemies and work my way through them, Kill Bill style? Chazza Church is top of my list mainly for her Walkers Sensations advert ("Fuck off, I serrrpport Carrrdeff.")
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jun 25, 2006 14:28:47 GMT
You need to go doon toon to the New of the World offices and whack some people for the "gay soccer romp" story.
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Post by [james] on Jun 25, 2006 14:35:16 GMT
My unique brand of justice will involve shoving a Blackberry up their arse and phoning it constantly but will the Crazy Frog as a ringtone. They'll be social lepers within hours.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jun 25, 2006 18:33:37 GMT
Will it be on vibrate and crazy frog? Or do you not want to sooth their shame with some anal vibrations?
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Post by [james] on Jun 25, 2006 18:55:26 GMT
I don't think they deserve vibrate as they'll end up getting off on it. I suppose their punishment could be continious orgasm but that's not the worse punishment in the world really. You'd just have to change your pants a lot.
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Jun 27, 2006 16:36:42 GMT
I LOVE BILLIE!
I prefer her first album, it's just so nice and happy. Her second album was close to being a classic with Promises and Misfocussing but it still has Bring It On and Ring My Bell. Ugh! Safe With Me is lush too.
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"I want a chandelier. A motorised one."
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Post by Mike on Jun 27, 2006 17:39:25 GMT
Dear Charlotte Church, No one cares that you can sing 'Ave Maria'; you're a really, really shit popstar. And the homeschooled religious freaks say......AMEN.
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Post by [james] on Jun 29, 2006 13:15:29 GMT
Smash Hits! had 'Day & Night' at #11 in their top 20 worst songs of 2000 today. The video is actually spectacular.
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Post by Bungle on Jun 29, 2006 13:32:54 GMT
What the fuckity fuck?
Twats.
*Puts on the video*
Genius.
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Post by Steven on Jun 29, 2006 15:41:44 GMT
Smash Hits! had 'Day & Night' at #11 in their top 20 worst songs of 2000 today. The video is actually spectacular. I hate countdowns like that. They're always just an excuse for bored smug people to slag off pop music, as if they needed another one. Twats. Attn: Smash Hits: This kind of attitude is why your magazine died. *ignores imminent death of Top of the Pops*The Radio Times slagged off 'Because We Want To' this week as well. It's us against the world, folks, and justice is on our side.
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Post by [james] on Jun 29, 2006 16:16:08 GMT
I think we need armbands to show our unity. 'We Support Billie Day And Night'
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Post by Bungle on Jun 29, 2006 16:30:37 GMT
I like your thinking!
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Post by [james] on Jun 29, 2006 19:19:49 GMT
Even Billie supports the cause!
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jun 29, 2006 19:38:53 GMT
Get out your sewing kit and plonk yourself on e-bay. I'll take two.
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Post by [james] on Jun 29, 2006 19:51:02 GMT
Don't joke, it's tempting. I've been that bored this summer - especially without a job - that I would welcome a project.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jun 29, 2006 21:32:32 GMT
You could do a cover version as a Billie drag act, Billie Pipecleaner.
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Post by [james] on Jun 29, 2006 21:34:46 GMT
You could do a cover version as a Billie drag act, Billie Pipecleaner. I believe Steven has already had this honour (although denies there's any photographic proof).
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