Pussycat Dolls reality show

[Michael]

Digitalspy is saying there's a reality show on American TV to find a new Pussycat Doll. The winner will join the band, bringing the total up to seven.

That's too many. How are people supposed to tell them apart? It's not just me, is it?

[[james]]

There's Nicole the lead singer, the pale ginger one, the one who looks a bit like Mya, erm... a blonde one and two more brunettes. See, everyone knows whose who!

[Michael]

They don't need a reality show. Interested ladies could just stand at the back and jig around a bit. Nobody would notice.

[coxy1979]

Girls under 40 need not apply, as they'll just make the others look old.

[Robbing the Dead]

I suppose this is to replace Nicole when she buggers off.

[[james]]

boydsbummerbuddy said:

I suppose this is to replace Nicole when she buggers off.

Spoken like a true pyschic RTD, she does guest vocals on the new Diddy track and has her solo album out late 2006/early 2007

[Steven]

Pffft. I can at least pick Melody and Carmit (aka Carmit The Frog) out of a line-up (as well as Nicole, obviously). You're all not trying hard enough.

[Michael]

They should have handy nicknames like the Spice Girls did. Let's see... well you could have 'Slutty' Pussycat and 'Barely wearing anything' Pussycat and 'Very Bendy' Pussycat. Actually that doesn't help, does it. They still all look the same. Mind you, I still never learnt the name of the other one in N*Sync who wasn't Justin, JC or Lance. How could it possibly be better than Joey Fatone?

Oh, I want to go home already today.

[[james]]

Was Joey Fatone the tall fat one or the short one with a perchant for goggles?

[Steven]

hararryoo said:

Mind you, I still never learnt the name of the other one in N*Sync who wasn't Justin, JC or Lance. How could it possibly be better than Joey Fatone?

Chris Kirkpatrick.

Oh, it makes me sad that I know these things without having to look them up. I wasn't even an N*Sync fan.

jbugle said:

Was Joey Fatone the tall fat one or the short one with a perchant for goggles?

Joey Fatone was the fat one. Hence the name. It's a shame Lance's surname wasn't Gayone really, isn't it?

[[james]]

pandarama said:

Joey Fatone was the fat one. Hence the name. It's a shame Lance's surname wasn't Gayone really, isn't it?

I really don't think he needed to change his surname to point out he was the raging homosexual in the group.

[Michael]

pandarama said:

hararryoo said:

Mind you, I still never learnt the name of the other one in N*Sync who wasn't Justin, JC or Lance. How could it possibly be better than Joey Fatone?

Chris Kirkpatrick.

Oh, it makes me sad that I know these things without having to look them up. I wasn't even an N*Sync fan.


Thank you, Steven. I have never heard that name in my life. He was obviously shy. And don't be sad, isn't Low Culture the place where you can say these things and not worry about being judged?

jbugle said:

Was Joey Fatone the tall fat one or the short one with a perchant for goggles?

Joey Fatone was the fat one. Hence the name. It's a shame Lance's surname wasn't Gayone really, isn't it?

Chris, as I now know him, wasn't too slim either.

I am now reminded of a joke.

Did you hear about the Irish gays who were sexually versatile? They were called Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Sorry.

[[james]]

hararryoo said:

Did you hear about the Irish gays who were sexually versatile? They were called Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Boom boom.

[Michael]

I am ashamed for my joke. In my defence, it was Saturday night and due to being off the booze for a week I was at home. I went to bed half an hour later. Sunday is *very* long when you get up at 9.30.