Who Killed Tom King?

[Nurse Dunkley]

Was it you? WAS IT?!

No, it wasn't you. It was one of these apparently:

- Jamie Hope <<< Lee off Hollyoaks
- Chastity Dingle <<< Thingy Raven off Crossroads MKIII
- Matthew King <<< The fit one.
- Carl King <<< Actually, this might be the fit one. I can't remember.
- Jimmy King <<< The crinkly one, who was nobbing Patsy Kensit but is now knobbing Adele Silver.
- Len Reynolds <<< The old mechanic, and father of The Reynolds Girls
- Bob Hope <<< Wacky, highlarious, coke-eyed Bob.
- Rosemary King <<< Her out of The Avengers, now a bit of a G.I.L.F.
- Grayson Sinclair <<< Posh, secret gay.
- Terry Woods <<< Chris Tate's former bitch, who had the stroke.
- The Three King(brother)s <<< Apparently the 11th ending filmed.

I think it was Grayson. He's a posh, secret gay, which means he's a definite murderer in TV land. It can't have been one of the Kings, because that's my surname and my family don't go round killing people. They probably do on my mum's side, but that's a different surname.

Who do you think killed him? And why?

We find out on Thursday, when it will be roughly a whole 15 years since the storyline first started, just after the plane crash.

(I don't even watch Emmerdale. I'm only making this thread to avoid work. I do love a good soap whodunnit though, especially when I'm right.)

[pauliepoos]

I think Viv Windsor did it. I think she strangled him between her over developed calf muscles.

[groopie]

I think I probably love Emmerdale more than anyone else here (I have the DVD game, although no-one will play with me) and even I don't give a shit. It's just nonsense, but surely it's Rosemary...

[Mr Kenneth]

I'll be disappointed if it's Rosemary. She's too obvious, what with being painted as the wicked step-mother and being evil in other ways.

Tom King was such a dull character that was in the show for such a short time, it's difficult to care either way. Whoever did it, they probably had their reasons.

[toby3000]

Surely it can't all the King brothers together, even i've seen private scenes where you've pondered who it could be and I never watch emmerdale

[schmindie]

I'll put a bet on Carl, after the whole Daddy-paying-off-Chastity thing, although that us a bit of a cop out. Just tell us who did it Emmerdale!!

[[james]]

How has no made a Cluedo joke yet? No? Ok, I will.

I think it was Professor Plum in the dining room with the rope.

[Nurse Dunkley]

Carl did it, who also turned out to be the fit one. I've never seen a whole Emmerdale before. The highlight was Katherine Jenkins looking amazing.

I might push my Dad through a window next christmas, for something different to do.

[lowculture.co.uk]

nursedunkley said:

I might push my Dad through a window next christmas, for something different to do.

Well if you do, please just confess immediately. I don't think any of us could go through this whole hoo-ha again.

[QuincyMD]

It's a bit sad that Katerine Jenkins tits were far more exciting than anything that actually happened in the episode.

I was sure that Grayson was going to reveal to Soolin that he had actually killed Tom and that then they were going to stitch Matt up for the crime, somehow, but in the end it turned out to be the wimpy King with no personality.

Still he now joins Lousie, Andy and (possibly) Eric on the list of people who have murdered other people and got away with it but who live in Emmerdale.

....and you'll never convince me that Eric killed his wife, it was the plane I tell you the plane.

[Mr Kenneth]

quincymd said:

Still he now joins Lousie, Andy and (possibly) Eric on the list of people who have murdered other people and got away with it but who live in Emmerdale.

Hee, I am now imagining them forming a secret group and meeting in the Woolpack to exchange stories:

Louise: Amazing isn't it, how easily you can go from loving someone with all your heart to snuffing out their life on a staircase?

Carl: Yeah, me Dad was always there for us, like. Bought me me first bike, paid for me schooling, put me in't family firm like and then bang, in a fit of pique, I chucked him out'winder.

Andy: Well I wouldn't know, because I killed me Mum by accident. How were I to know she were in't barn avin' it away wi' some bloke? Eric, why are you sitting there in dark glasses a trench coat and a homburg?

Eric: (Raising his glasses) It is I, Le Pollard

...or something.