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Post by longsnakemoan on Jun 28, 2007 18:44:33 GMT
Surely Fiddy deserves a mention with 'I love you like a fat kid loves cake.' I'm certain not all fat kids love cakes. Some of them must love savoury stuff more. I have to defend that line- he is saying that to his "gurl" to make her smile, its supposed to be a like a joke. Pick any lyric from Candy shop for real shit lyrics in the "my cock is a lollypop" stylee! Fair point. Oh Fiddy, you are just shit at writing lyrics. In fact you are shit at life so stop living.
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Post by coxy1979 on Jun 29, 2007 16:07:18 GMT
Whoever mentioned Email My Heart is absolutely right. The whole concept of that song is uproariously shite:
"It's been hours seems like days, since you went away, And all I do is check the screen to see if you're ok."
"E-mail my heart and say our love will never die and that I know you're out there and I know that you still care. Email me back and say our love will stay alive. Forever, Email my heart."
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Post by longsnakemoan on Jun 30, 2007 19:46:54 GMT
In fact everything from R Kelly's Ignition is terrible.
'It's the remix to ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen.' Eh?
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Post by LoveMusic on Jun 30, 2007 20:17:06 GMT
Elvis was a coola shaker Marley, Ziggy Melody Maker She's a bond babe, kick some ass Doctor No, this girl's got class Charlie's Angels, Girls on top Handbags, heels their pistols rock Baby Love are so glam queen Sing the blues a love supreme Sixties Twiggy set the pace Way back then she had the face That's all in the past, legends built to last But she's got something new She's a power girl of the 90's world And she knows just what to do
[Chorus]
Cos' the lady is a vamp, she's a vixen not a tramp She's a dadadadada da da Come on fellow raise your bets cos you ain't seen nothing yet She's the top of the top she's the best Jackie O we loved her so Sorry Mr President as far as we know Norma Jean had a 7 year itch Some like it hot to a fever pitch Sandy Denny summer love And Grady's t-birds to the moon above That's all in the past, legends built to last But she's got something new She's a power girl of the 90's world And she knows just what to do
The fabulous 'lady is a vamp' - Spice Girls
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Post by [james] on Jul 1, 2007 10:58:12 GMT
Sixties Twiggy set the pace Way back then she had the face
I love that line, considering Twiggy is now a wisened old hag with a shoddy accent on America's Next Top Model.
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Post by pops on Jul 2, 2007 17:10:10 GMT
Sixties Twiggy set the pace Way back then she had the faceI love that line, considering Twiggy is now a wisened old hag with a shoddy accent on America's Next Top Model. I love the bit about Sandy Denny, just because she seems such an odd choice for them to namecheck. Maybe Posh is a closet Fairport Convention fan.
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Post by pauliepoos on Jul 2, 2007 17:50:13 GMT
I love the bit about Sandy Denny, just because she seems such an odd choice for them to namecheck. Maybe Posh is a closet Fairport Convention fan. Is it not Sandy/Danny - Summer Love, i.e. a reference to Grease? That would explain why Emma and Melanie C were dressed up as Olivia & John Travolta in Spiceworld.
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Jul 2, 2007 21:19:41 GMT
I only recently found out the lyrics are actually
"She's the talk of the town She's the best, yes"
Admit it, who else had been singing it wrong too?
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Post by fused on Jul 6, 2007 16:18:36 GMT
Shania Twain- Ka-Ching.
You'll live like a king/With lots of money and things
LL Cool J- Hush.
I can feel ya pain/Like we Siamese twins connected by our brains
Candee Jay- If I Were You
If I were you/I would never let me go/If I were you/I would always love me so
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Post by back to discos on Jul 12, 2007 16:41:48 GMT
"Paradise is very nice."
LL Cool J - Paradise
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Post by crazysombrero on Jul 30, 2007 19:02:36 GMT
I haven't scrolled through to check if it's had a mention yet, so apologies if this pop classic has already been nominated...
The Call Backstreet Boys
Here is the chorus to give you a clear impression of the mediocrity:
"Listen baby, I'm sorry Just wanna tell you don't worry I will be late Don't stay up and wait for me I said again, your dropping out My battery is low Just so you know We're going to a place nearby Gotta go"
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Post by QuincyMD on Aug 1, 2007 13:51:43 GMT
I'm pretty sure that around 30 seconds into "I Predict a Riot" the Kaiser Chiefs mention Scottish legend John Smeaton a full 18 months before he became famous.
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Post by longsnakemoan on Aug 2, 2007 8:36:51 GMT
Caroline wishes that she could meet All the boys and the girls that live down her street Cause she knows that they share that tapping of the feet When she plays that killer killer killer killer beat
Kate Nash proving she dos indeed deserve a slow painful death and an afterlife in hell.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Aug 2, 2007 9:31:41 GMT
Robbie Williams should be burnt at the stake for reasons too obvious to mention. However his death should be especially painful for his crimes against songwriting - please see the following from "Eternity":
Yesterday when we were walking You talked about your mum and dad What they did that made you happy What they did that made you sad
Argh.
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Post by somethingbiblical on Aug 2, 2007 10:28:36 GMT
I'm pretty sure that around 30 seconds into "I Predict a Riot" the Kaiser Chiefs mention Scottish legend John Smeaton a full 18 months before he became famous. Hahahah! It WOULD never have happened to Smeaton, he'd get the boot in first!
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Post by Lisa on Aug 2, 2007 11:44:27 GMT
completely unrelated to the thread, but I love this t-shirt!!
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Post by fused on Aug 6, 2007 0:13:07 GMT
Celine Dion's "A New Day Has Come"
Hush, love I see a light in the sky Oh, it's almost blinding me
Yes, Celine, that's probably the sun.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2007 6:51:31 GMT
What about:
"Come on over to sit on my sofa"
The kooks, should once again, shag Katie fucking Melua and musically die.
While i've mentioned her, there are ten million bicycles in Bejing are there? Have you counted them, you annoying incestual little troll with a voice like a napalm filled balloon being excreted onto kittens?
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Nov 20, 2007 7:03:18 GMT
But that's a fact! It's a thing we can't deny.
Oh actually, she says there are only 9 million bicycles. Schoolboy error camdenpirate, school boy error. Although perhaps there are ten million now. In which case what Katie's been saying is no longer a fact, so perhaps she'll no longer love me 'til she dies.
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 20, 2007 8:25:43 GMT
The song about bikes was lyrical genius compared to that song about wood.
If you were a cowboy I would trail you, If you were a piece of wood I'd nail you to the floor. If you were a sail boat I would sail you.
It's fun to come up with your own alternatives.
If you were on remand I'd bail you If you're taking exams I'd fail you If you were taking drugs I'd jail you If you were the son of God I'd hail you If you were a pre paid envelope I'd mail you If you were a Muslim girl I'd veil you
etc
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Nov 20, 2007 8:34:49 GMT
Oh what fun!
If you were a Vampire I'd IMPALE you. If you had a secret I'd BLACKMAIL you. I you were a Platt I would GAIL you. If we were shit fighters I would FLAIL you. If you wanted Poultry I would QUAIL you. If you wanted stories I'd REGALE you. If you were a-cheating-bastard-who-I-wanted-to-catch-out-and-belt-right-across-the-face I would TRAIL you.
Katie Melua would probably let Paul write for her first.
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 20, 2007 8:57:41 GMT
As if by magic, Katie is now about to sing on Lorraine Kelly.
Her new single is called "Mary Pickford Used To Eat Roses".
I really can't express how awful this song is.
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Post by Rad on Nov 20, 2007 9:17:36 GMT
It's called WHAT now?
I hate Katie Melua.
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Post by fused on Nov 20, 2007 9:21:05 GMT
Not that it excuses her, but Katie Melua doesn't write her own songs. It's the work of Mike Batt who wrote the Wombles' musical back catalogue.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2007 9:28:55 GMT
I've just been overcome with the giggles about her song name choice, much to the bemusement of the two electricians trying to fix my house.
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