Shayne Ward is back - fit but shit

[jerriblank]

He's certainly looking hot but seems to have Pinky & Perky as backing singers now

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Exg8tYyKUTE

Surely a contender for the Calamituous Lyrics poll?

[Nurse Dunkley]

I don't hate it, though I would have preferred better from him. For want of a better word, it's quite 'chavvy' isn't it? I can imagine 12 year old girls in track suits and perma tanned hairdresser types particularly loving it.

That's a bit snobby actually. But true.

Edit: He really is looking FIT.

[Bungle]

It really is a Pinky and Perky duet, I couldn't stop laughing throughout.

Nevertheless, a nice little song although not my sort of thing. He does look lovely.

[FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree]

Bloody Hell... I just know I will have to endure this being blasted out of mobile phone speakers every time I step onto public transport for the next six months. It's a bit Akon-esque, which is a bit of a worry. Is he taking a novelty RnB route direction for his next album?

He would most certainly get it, though.

EDIT: Over on YouTube xkateyxloux had this to say:

i lv this song so much, its ded cute nd omg every1 how beautiful is he lukin in this fwarrrrrrrr

Quite

[Steven]

It sounds a bit like 'No Promises'. It's quite shit, isn't it?

[coxy1979]

It is fucking terrible. I appreciate the efforts to sex him up, but saddling him with a stupid nursery rhyme to sing along to sort of pisses all over their efforts.

I do actually feel sorry for him, cos he has a great voice and is hot to trot.

I blame Louis Walsh.

[jerriblank]

In all seriousness, I thought Pinky and Perky were singing "If I can play with you" which sounds very sinister when you think about it

[RevolutionInMe]

I oddly don't hate this. It is rubbish though.

The picture of him with his tits out on the Popjustice homepage recently made me feel bad about myself.

[Muinimula]

Strangely, every time the video comes on, I do watch it. I quite like the dancing, I guess. This has lead to the consequence that while I still think the song is on the rubbish side, I don't mind hearing it. Hmm...

[Nicholas]

muinimula said:

Strangely, every time the video comes on, I do watch it. I quite like the dancing, I guess. This has lead to the consequence that while I still think the song is on the rubbish side, I don't mind hearing it. Hmm...

Mmm. The dancing. Okay... Really?

[[james]]

When I first heard it the squeaky backing bit made me think of those shitty CGI ringtones (Tweety the Chick or something like that) so it's already got pikey appeal.

If someone said to me 'I'd like to thank your mother for giving you birth, is that ok with you?' I'd definately say no. That's frankly quite weird and would stop them from ever meeting my mum.

He would definately get it. Has he always had tattoos or this a new attempt at not looking like a utter gay?

[Robbing the Dead]

It's a good video but a not very good song. It's very American. I like it though. I'd like to bum him.

[Steven]

Am I the only person who doesn't find him attractive in the slightest?

[Robbing the Dead]

My lesbian friend doesn't.

[Muinimula]

I don't know...I still like watching the dancing. The chipmunk thing is bloody annoying, though. And the lyrics are on the rubbish side. Part of me wants to learn the routine and perform it in half an inch of water, nonetheless.

I'm in two minds. Damn Shayne Ward.

[mcflooze]

pandarama said:

Am I the only person who doesn't find him attractive in the slightest?

No.

[mcqueen]

The video is hilarious- some ugly Chav pretending to be Justin. Tragic.