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Post by klee on Aug 1, 2007 11:52:50 GMT
Does anyone object strongly to the way the 'Mitchell Sistaz' have been promoted? It's a soap opera, not Coyote Ugly. Mind you, if they set fire to the bar and chucked Ian Beale down it while wearing 'wild, sassy girl' comedy stetsons I'd watch the programme for once.
Their provenance isn't doing anything to dissuade me from my position that Eastenders is a dumping ground for washed-up actors.
Oh, and we can at least be thankful for one thing: at least neither of them is going to get pregnant by Phil.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Aug 1, 2007 12:32:22 GMT
Oh, and we can at least be thankful for one thing: at least neither of them is going to get pregnant by Phil. They're cousins so it's not inconceivable. Considering Sharon getting knocked up by her crypto incest brother is the high water mark for romance on the programme a six-fingered Mitchell child should never be ruled out. It'd make Peggy happy anyway, as it would be the ultimate Mitchell/FAAAHMILEEE union. Apart from Grant and Phil's man-love, obviously.
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Post by klee on Aug 1, 2007 12:46:16 GMT
Actually come to think of it, the only reason Phil Mitchell doesn't have a new baby is because the producers are worried that viewers will spot that he looks like an angry baby.
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Post by raspberry on Aug 1, 2007 22:35:54 GMT
Actually come to think of it, the only reason Phil Mitchell doesn't have a new baby is because the producers are worried that viewers will spot that he looks like an angry baby. I still think he looks like an angry weetabix
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 2, 2007 13:44:53 GMT
You're both wrong! He definitely looks like an angry scrotum.
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Post by Rooneyboy on Aug 2, 2007 16:57:27 GMT
Mo is a useless actress but no one gives a look of utter disgust like she can. I agree, she is one of the better (if the only) thing about the 'programme'.
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Post by thom on Aug 3, 2007 19:31:40 GMT
Why has that boy from 'The Idiot's Lantern' episode of Doctor Who appeared being all bad and naughty and spouting out ridiculous lines like he's in Pulp Fiction.
Seriously, why do I still watch this shit?
And why does EastEnders take such pleasure in having characters talk about their past and things from their childhood (see: Tanya's sister/Ian Beale tonight). Firstly no one talks like that. Ever. And secondly no one gives two shits about things that happened years ago. The prime example was Kat banging on about the moon after the whole Zoe thing came out.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 3, 2007 19:44:44 GMT
Tanya's sister is the second mum from My Parents are Aliens, isn't she?
Max is the worst adulterer ever. he is so indiscreet. Luckily for him Tanya's too thick to work it out most of the time. Max is shagging Stacey, so what does he do to keep this a secret? Every time Tanya mentions Stacey or the wedding he bites her head off and storms out. Or he comes home, "I'm going out, John Smith's leaving party, I told you about it, don't wait up." What a fucking idiot.
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Post by schmindie on Aug 3, 2007 22:55:54 GMT
Why has that boy from 'The Idiot's Lantern' episode of Doctor Who appeared being all bad and naughty and spouting out ridiculous lines like he's in Pulp Fiction. Seriously, why do I still watch this shit? And why does EastEnders take such pleasure in having characters talk about their past and things from their childhood (see: Tanya's sister/Ian Beale tonight). Firstly no one talks like that. Ever. And secondly no one gives two shits about things that happened years ago. The prime example was Kat banging on about the moon after the whole Zoe thing came out. Is he actually 17, or meant to be somewhere in his 20s and being a bit pervy with Lucy Beale? And why does he have a gun in his car? And what is the point in him... or in the whole damn programme?!
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Post by Smudge on Aug 4, 2007 1:08:53 GMT
I quite liked CarBoy. But he looked about twelve.
Tania is an atrocious actress and my main gripe about her is that I get the impression she is supposed to be deadly gorgeous, yet her chin sort of melts into her chest. I hate the entire Branning family, apart from Abbey, who is obviously amazing. I do want to like Tania because she seems like such a nice person but then they twat on about her wild party days and her husband stealing ways and the fact that she married Ginger Rat Man is enough to make her dislike her.
And why does Samantha Janus keep asking Beale to stop looking at her chest when she obviously does not have one? I hate the Cliche Twins. I feel almost compelled to write an angry letter and be like one of these freaks from the complaints log on Holy Moly.
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Post by junky on Aug 4, 2007 1:55:14 GMT
Why has that boy from 'The Idiot's Lantern' episode of Doctor Who appeared being all bad and naughty and spouting out ridiculous lines like he's in Pulp Fiction. that's where's he from!! he keeps spouting it cause it's in the horrible mangled script of what young people might speak in a 'uni-lib-knob' universe and not actually a gritty social drama like wot eastenders is. i fancy him a bit. should i feel bad/be prosecuted? EDIT Since you are all in bed or in some dirty gayhole i have decided for myself that ..no. he is fit as fuck.. wank away.
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Post by Bungle on Aug 4, 2007 10:14:54 GMT
Why has that boy from 'The Idiot's Lantern' episode of Doctor Who appeared being all bad and naughty and spouting out ridiculous lines like he's in Pulp Fiction. that's where's he from!! he keeps spouting it cause it's in the horrible mangled script of what young people might speak in a 'uni-lib-knob' universe and not actually a gritty social drama like wot eastenders is. i fancy him a bit. should i feel bad/be prosecuted? EDIT Since you are all in bed or in some dirty gayhole i have decided for myself that ..no. he is fit as fuck.. wank away. Lovely Rory. He's 24 anyway (the actor) - I have really enjoyed EE in the last week after having been lured back because of Stella's death. CarBoy has been really making me laugh.
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Post by junky on Aug 4, 2007 12:05:43 GMT
Umm.. indeed I woke up with a horrible sinking feeling I wrote something in here last night when I was hammered, not sure why it was that. Apologies all!
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 4, 2007 12:12:58 GMT
Umm.. indeed I woke up with a horrible sinking feeling I wrote something in here last night when I was hammered, not sure why it was that. Apologies all! I'm so glad that Bungle quoted it, so you couldn't erase your tracks.
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Post by Smudge on Aug 5, 2007 23:38:34 GMT
I am so annoyed that Carboy is going to be some sort of pervophile! He's my favourite. Once he's been sent off to Playstation Land to be beaten up by teenage vigilantes, there is going to be NOTHING worth watching on Eastenders... ...except for maybe Roxy's wig.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 6, 2007 8:32:37 GMT
How old is carboy supposed to be. He has a driving license saying he is 18 or over, but it could be fake.
Anyway, I am fed up with the Mitchell Slags vs. Ian Beal feud. It's shit, but nevertheless support Ian 100%.
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Post by Rad on Aug 6, 2007 14:47:06 GMT
I am assuming carboy is meant to be 18. He doesn't exactly look it, but some boys develop late...
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 6, 2007 16:24:25 GMT
Someone said the actor is 24 anyway!
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Post by pops on Aug 6, 2007 16:47:40 GMT
I am assuming carboy is meant to be 18. He doesn't exactly look it, but some boys develop late... I think his love of James Dean/Bruce Lee/Taxi Driver/sub-socialist philosophising he picked up from an episode of Citizen Smith would make him at least mid-40s. Quite liking the whole Lucy turning into Cindy mark #2 storyline though.
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Post by junky on Aug 8, 2007 10:11:46 GMT
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 8, 2007 10:45:43 GMT
That's the worst possible news! He's even less likeable than Shane Richie and Bradley Walsh. I do wish they'd take the latter off Corrie's hands - I'm dreading his return. A soap swap would be great actually. Trade him for Dot or Pat or Peggy.
How long until Jim Davidson or Brian Conley turn up in a soap?
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Post by Sarah on Aug 8, 2007 11:26:14 GMT
I remember in the first series of Big Brother they told the housemates that they could watch a video as a reward…then played a Bobby Davro show. Despite being deprived of visual stimulation for however many weeks, most of them just went to sleep.
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Post by QuincyMD on Aug 8, 2007 13:14:46 GMT
Is it just me or is there something not quite right about the nose of Sam Janus?
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 8, 2007 16:14:31 GMT
Is it just me or is there something not quite right about the nose of Sam Janus? She does look different to how I remember. In fact she's starting to look a lot like the tall one from Bad Girls' Two Julies. I'd watch if they got those two running the bar, although I believe little Julie is DIE DIE DIE Garry's mum now.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 9, 2007 10:30:24 GMT
Despite being very beautiful there is something wrong full-stop with Janus's face.
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