Soap Characters using facebook

[grampsashworth]

Lucy's "I'm going online" comment after christmas dinner on eastenders made me realise that soap people use the internet as well, albeit not often. And came to thinking, what would their status be on facebook this boxing day.

For example:

Bradley Branning wishes to punch his dad in the face
Tanya Branning has a sore head.
Lauren Branning is never going near a video camera again
Darren Osbourne is in the s**t-get well soon dad!
Warren Fox is moving up in the world.

[Joel]

Heh.

Katy. Fox. Is. veRy. Excited. About. Her. broThers. New. busiNess.

Jessica Harris is in the money - lol!

Kris Fisher is doing The Time Warp and is incredibly daring because he wears a dress sometimes and is therefore better than you workaday scum.

[Robbing the Dead]

In Easties didn't Max see Lauren's photos on some sort of MySpace thing?

Also I hate the way people on TV when they want to mention Facebook or MySpace always call it MyFace. Well done, you're only the millionth person to say it Paul O'Grady.

[Rad]

Carmel has great boobs.

Jacqui WANTS A BABY.

Aleksandr has a poor starving family after his wife left him and he had to go home

Newt is emotionally hardcore

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Slabface is RICH AGAIN!!!!!1111