What does your poo say about you?

[frap]

You Are What You Eat -

It wasn't exactly rocket science, was it? Eat more vegetables, eat less crap. Of course you're going to lose weight!

[smellslikesomeghost]

My summary of the programme for those lucky folk who missed it;
Hello fat woman, O look, you are eating a giant cake all by yourself. What else do you eat?
O, I am fat, so I don't eat fruit and vegetables, I only eat crisps, 20 bags a day, and cake, and take out food.
Let's see your pooh, urgh, no fibre in that you disgusting cow. Eat mung beans and veggies.
2 months later.
O fatty, you have lost 2 stone.
Yes, and I have so much more energy and have had my hair done too.
Thanks skeletal haggard dried up prune dr McKeith.

[zaffra]

I love crappy make over shows, but having seen the adverts I avoided this one - not really what you want to watch while eating dinner.

[monsta]

The woman's accent is high-larious. Shes clearly trying to out-mid Atlantic Lulu and Sheena Easton.

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

Shocking fact: according to The Scotsman newpaper, Dr Gillian is 39! She looks ruddy ancient man.

I really liked her victim - her face when she was being subjected to colonic irrigation was fantastic.

I've actually just chomped a £1.69 Dr Gillian Living Food Love Bar "to feed male and female organs". God, I am so easily influenced by telly. I'll let you know if anything exciting happens to my organs.

[zaffra]

Audrey said:

I've actually just chomped a £1.69 Dr Gillian Living Food Love Bar "to feed male and female organs". God, I am so easily influenced by telly. I'll let you know if anything exciting happens to my organs.

'Your skid marks will be as long as the M6'

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

zaffra said:

'Your skid marks will be as long as the M6'

I missed the skid mark comment on the show, but was reliably informed that if you have a good diet you shouldn't make skid marks. Surely it depends on other factors like tragectory etc. However, if you care to inspect my bowl on any day of the week it is gleaming white and streak-free.

The Dr Gillian Vitamin C bar was last night's experiment, it was ok...pftpftpft oh Jesus *runs to bog*

[zaffra]

smellslikesomeghost said:

My summary of the programme for those lucky folk who missed it;
Hello fat woman, O look, you are eating a giant cake all by yourself. What else do you eat?
O, I am fat, so I don't eat fruit and vegetables, I only eat crisps, 20 bags a day, and cake, and take out food.
Let's see your pooh, urgh, no fibre in that you disgusting cow. Eat mung beans and veggies.
2 months later.
O fatty, you have lost 2 stone.
Yes, and I have so much more energy and have had my hair done too.
Thanks skeletal haggard dried up prune dr McKeith.

Yes it was exactly the same last night.

McKeith's advice is mostly bleeding obvious.

Some of her comments are rather contradictory, she said their bad diet mean't food wouldn't flow through their digestive system (giving them bad breath), but later added that their bad diet would give them diarrhea (if you've got the raging splats do you have sweet breath?).

Once you've seen a fat woman have her colon irrigated once there's no need to see it again, I'll not tune in next week.